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Frontal Assault Shows Impressive Assets 32
Thanks to InsertCredit for pointing out the freely downloadable PC game, Frontal Assault, which has been entered in the same Finnish Assembly demo-scene party games competition as the recently-covered Truck Dismount. Frontal Assault is a puzzle-action game where "The idea is to perform various moves on breasts. The move icons float [on] to the screen and you must make the move before the icon disappears." Moves you must replicate by on-screen bosom twirling, using the PC's mouse, include the 'bounce' and the 'helicopter' in this decidedly bizarre title, which has also been tested by the authors to work under Wine for Linux users.
Alright. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Alright. (Score:1)
Moves on Breasts (Score:2, Insightful)
Wow, thats not a typo.
Bouncing boobs.
NarratorDan
Fascinating, from a purely adolescent standpoint. (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Moves on Breasts (Score:5, Funny)
NarratorDan
Re:Moves on Breasts (Score:1)
I imagine certain geeks will takes this as sex advice. I can only imagine how horrified any woman they ever managed to get naked will be when said geek starts smacking their breasts going "helicopter!"
Boobies! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Boobies! (Score:1)
Stick to Truck Dismount if you're over the age of 15.
Hooookayyyy.... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Hooookayyyy.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hooookayyyy.... (Score:2)
I hear it's even more expensive if you fall outside of a support contract...
Re:Hooookayyyy.... (Score:3)
Re:Hooookayyyy.... (Score:1)
Stuff that matters (Score:3, Insightful)
Frontal Assault II (Score:5, Funny)
Nude Patch (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Nude Patch (Score:1)
Don't you mean you'd have to be under 18 to be right-clicking
Punishment (Score:5, Funny)
I think it's great that Slashdot can keep abrest of these things. I mean, these guys deserve a trophy, or at least a cup.
The way they manage to implant a story like this amongst the other titillating headlines... One wouldn't think they had the rackspace to allow for little stories like this.
I probably look like I'm sucking up, and I do feel a bit of a boob. But I really have to say, things have really perked up around here.
Ok, it's official. This post is a bust.
I'm done now.
Re:Punishment (Score:2)
Best. comment. ever!
Re:/. needs a pr0n section? (Score:3)
Re:/. needs a pr0n section? (Score:1)
Spoken like someone who has never actually touched a real, live breast, let alone kissed one.
Accidentally formatting your hard drive is more fun than this game.
The sad thing is, this will probably win the competition, purely because it's got breasts in it, and most demo coders (at least that I've known) have little to no exposure to women, so playing with virtual breasts is probably the high point of their sex lives.
Re:/. needs a pr0n section? (Score:1)
You see developers putting stuff like this out, and then you'll see articles saying "why aren't more women gamers?" Well could it be because most of you fucktards only portray women as objects in games? And if they're not just eye candy, they're ridiculously proportioned. (Christ, Lara Croft wouldn't be able to get out of bed!)
Note to developers: Instead of beings sexist jerks, try actually designing believable, realistic female characters that are neither sex o
Perhaps I'm just childish... (Score:1)
Re:Perhaps I'm just childish... (Score:1)
Re:Perhaps I'm just childish... (Score:1)
The breasts in the game are rather Lara Croftish...
very last post (Score:1)