2000 Year Old Roman d20 Up For Auction 265
dolo666 writes "There is a d20 for sale at Christie's. Titled; "A ROMAN GLASS GAMING DIE", this item dates to circa 2nd Century A.D., and it's likely to go for a mere $6k USD! Just think of the die-hard dice gamer on your list, this festive season! That would make all those late night Cthulhu missions with Lord Nekrull, my 16th level Assassin demi-god, a smashing good time!"
Actual use (Score:5, Funny)
Modern scholarship has not yet established the game for which these dice were used.
Actually these are called Slave Dies and were popularised by the Roman Emperor Publius Helvius Pertinax in the mid 2nd century AD. During periods when professional gladiatorial combat was lacking, 400 slaves would be seperated into 20 groups of 20 each. The diplomat (or the Emporer himself) running the game would roll a Slave Die 4 times. The first time selected a group, the second a slave within the group. The 3rd and 4th rolls repeated this selection.
The two slaves would then be outfitted with crude weapons and ordered to fight to the death. Because slaves had horrific medical care the survivor of the battles usually died from infection later on.
If, in the odd event, the die rolls selected the same person twice then that slave would immediately be freed and given a not insubstantial amount of gold as it was deemed that the gods had smiled on this person.
It was a horribly stressful thing; you wouldn't want to be rolled once, but if that were the case you'd be praying for a second roll to select you.
actually.. I made that all up, sure sounds good though, eh? PS: f1st pr0st
Re:Actual use (Score:3, Interesting)
I think that is the real story here. What types of games did the Roman's play with this? What culture / civ came up with it? Was it the Roman's or did they incorporate it from one of the areas that they conquered?
A die to die for? (Score:2, Redundant)
Re:A die to die for? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A die to die for? (Score:5, Funny)
"How many points damage does a squigly line with 2 dots sort of next to each with tails coming out of them do?"
Re:A die to die for? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Actual use (Score:3, Insightful)
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Re:Actual use (Score:2, Insightful)
Impressive!! Purely a product of your imagination but still in my top 10 list of most plausable things read on slashdot ever ;o)
Re:Actual use (Score:3, Funny)
And about as accurate as the other nine.
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Cease and Desist (Score:3, Funny)
You... (Score:5, Funny)
You, sir, are a nerd!
Care to play some time?
Re:You... (Score:5, Funny)
Except for the fact that Call of Cthulhu uses mostly d100.
Oh God did I just type that??? =)
Weaselmancer
Re:You... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh God did I just type that??? =)
Weaselmancer
Pah!
If you were a real nerd you'd know that recent incarnations of Cthulhu (the game) use the d20 rules.
Feel better now...
-dameron
PVP said it best... (Score:5, Funny)
http://pvponline.com/index.php3
CRAPICUS!
Re:PVP said it best... (Score:3, Informative)
Or a direct link to the image [pvponline.com] if that one doesn't work.
Re:PVP said it best... (Score:2)
Oh come on... Romans did NOT play RPGs.
Think about it... they LIVED in an RPG. They had all the things glamorized by RPGs; swords, armor, mysticism, combat, stories of epic battles and quests, etc.
Actually... come to think about it... sounds kinda fun! Who's got the time machine? *g*
Overheard at the Coliseum... (Score:4, Funny)
Emperor: "Hold on... he's not dead yet. Roll it."
Proconsul: *Rolls D20*
Proconsul: "%#@@#&!!!"
Emperor: "A 10.. "
Emperor: *Peeks behind screen*
Emperor: "I'm very sorry, but Maximus has failed his saving throw..."
Emperor: *Makes thumbs-down gesture to crowd*
---Crowd boos
---Gurgle of dying gladiator from arena floor
Proconsul: (Muttering to self) "By Jupiter I swear that he will live to regret this day! There are many in the Senate who would welcome the elevation of a new Dungeon Master..."
As discussed in Monday's PVPonline (Score:5, Funny)
bonus karma point. (Score:2)
DND is THAT old? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:DND is THAT old? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:DND is THAT old? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:DND is THAT old? (Score:2)
Re:DND is THAT old? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:DND is THAT old? (Score:5, Funny)
Is that so? (Score:2)
And the fun isn't just in the variable. Imagine watching it roll and roll and roll and roll...
Could take a while to get the thing stopped.
Anyway, for the avid gamer and historian alike, the price is right.
Damon,
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Only these word come to mind: (Score:5, Funny)
Et Tu Brutas (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Et Tu Brutas (Score:5, Funny)
Brute (Score:2)
Re:Et Tu Brutas (Score:2, Funny)
What are the odds that the Christie's auctioneer will start the bidding with, "Hail, Caesar! Those who are about to *die* salute you!"?
D&D parody (Score:5, Funny)
(DM) Utena- Galstat, you have entered the door to the north. You are now standing by yourself in a dark room. The pungent stench of mildew eminates from the wet dungeon walls.
Juri- Where are the Cheetos?
Utena- They're right next to you!
(Galstat) Anthy- I cast a spell!
Juri- Where's the Mountain Dew?
Utena- It's in the fridge, duh!
Anthy- I wanna cast a spell!
Juri- Can I have a Mountain Dew?
Utena- Yes, you can have a Mountain Dew, just go get it!
Anthy- I can cast any of these, on the list, right?
Utena- Yes, any of the first level ones.
Juri- I'm gonna get a soda, anybody want one? Hey, Grem I'm not in the room, right?
Utena- What room?
Anthy- I wanna cast magic missle!
Juri- The room where he's casting all these spells from!
Utena- he hasn't cast anything yet!
Anthy- I am, though, if you'd listen...I'm casting magic missle!
Utena- Why are you casting magic missle? There's nothing to attack here!
Anthy- I'm attacking the darkness!
(Laughter)
Utena- Fine, fine. You attack the darkness. There's an elf in front of you.
Anthy- Whoa!
Utena- Yeah, you guys can talk to eachother if you want.
Anthy- Hello, I am Galstat, sorcerer of light!
Elf (Nanami)- Then how come you had to cast magic missile?
(Laughter)
Utena- You guys are being attacked.
Juri- Do I see that happening?
Utena- No, you're outside, by the tavern.
Juri- Cool! I get drunk!
Utena- There are seven ogres surrounding you.
Elf (Nanami)- How could they surround us? I had Morton Kiden's magical watchdog cast!
Juri- I'm getting drunk! Are there any girls there?
Utena- No, you didn't.
Elf (Nanami)- I totally did! You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Morton Kiden's faithful watchdog.
Utena- But you never actually cast it!
Juri- Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!
Utena- (dice rolling) Yeah, you are!
Juri- Are there any girls there?
Utena- Yeah!
Elf (Nanami)- I did, though, I completely said when you asked me...
Utena- No, you didn't! You didn't actually say that you were casting the spell, so now there's ogres, okay?
Juri- Ogres?! Man, I got an ogre-slaying knife that's got a +9 against ogres!
Utena- You're not there, you're getting drunk!
Juri- Okay, but if there's any girls there, I want to DO them!
Re:D&D parody (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=220487
YES! That is the link (Score:2)
Actually these guys did it better... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:D&D parody (Score:2, Interesting)
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Credit where credit is due... (Score:5, Interesting)
What am I bid for a Christie's http server (Score:5, Funny)
Wow (Score:4, Funny)
And there was I... (Score:4, Insightful)
...thinking that d20 was referring to a 20-Denarii coin. D'oh
Roman D&D (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Roman D&D (Score:5, Funny)
Bumper sticker (Score:2)
Why Buy It? (Score:5, Funny)
A demi-god? Only 16th level? (Score:5, Funny)
TSR stands for (Score:4, Informative)
TSR was the company, I believe, that started in about 1974 with the publication of "Dungeons & Dragons - Rules for Fantastic Medieval Wargames Campaigns Playable with Paper and Pencil and Minature figures"
I know, cuz' I read it on the front of the box, that I still have.
Re:TSR stands for (Score:5, Funny)
Later it came to jokingly mean "To Sue Regularly" afer a certian woman, who despised gamers, became president of the company.
Re:A demi-god? Only 16th level? (Score:2)
Well, gee, thanks for driving up the price... (Score:5, Funny)
Rats, and I was really hoping to surprise a friend with that too. Nothing says "I'm a geek" more than a nearly two-millenia old d20.
Sounds like a major assumption to me (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Sounds like a major assumption to me (Score:2)
Re:Sounds like a major assumption to me (Score:2)
with the rounded ends of the knuckles it was, effectively, four sided.
And your point is? (Score:2)
Buddy, I hate to break it to you but that's how a lot of gamers use them now. There is nothing more frightening than watching someone annoint their d20 with "holy water", enshrine them in their basement complete with icons
Re:Sounds like a major assumption to me (Score:5, Insightful)
So, like it says - gaming.
Re:Sounds like a major assumption to me (Score:4, Funny)
Perhaps it was the character sheet with Cheetoh stains on it?
quality control (Score:2)
Re:quality control (Score:2)
Nowadays, they don't make good dice anymore.
Re:quality control (Score:2)
D&D dice (Score:5, Funny)
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Jason
ProfQuotes [profquotes.com]
Re:D&D dice (Score:2, Funny)
I believe that would be the mobius die, any players using it are generally considered to be a liability.
Re:D&D dice (Score:2)
Sold! 1 lucky THAC0 die (Score:2)
Yes. I'm a 2nd editioner, so what!
Re:Sold! 1 lucky THAC0 die (Score:2)
2000 years of geekiness (Score:4, Funny)
OK, I'm tossing in 'Eric and The Dreaded Gazebo' (Score:4, Funny)
(Not my Experience, I found it Out There(tm))
The Gazebo
This is a story of a DM (Ed) and a paladin (Eric) during a game of AD&D.
ED: You see a well-groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: (Pause) It's about 30 feet across, 15 feet high, with a pointed top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect whether it's good.
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo!
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo!
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric. It's a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (rolls to hit). What happened?
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?
ED: Of course not, Eric! It's a gazebo!
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a plus-three arrow!
ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a gazebo! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it wih an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a @#%$*& gazebo!
ERIC: (Long pause - he has no axe or fire spells) I run away.
ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo, and it catches you and eats you.
ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my paladin...
At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a modicum of order by explaining what a gazebo is. This is solely an afterthought, of course, but Eric is doubly lucky that the gazebo was not situated on a grassy knoll.
and it's likely a fake (Score:5, Insightful)
statement that the thing was bought by the sellers
father in Egypt in the 1920's.
That is the kind of pedigree that would bid this
item up to about $20 as a curio.
The seller is smoking crack, as is anyone who bids
more than a few bucks on that thing.
Re:and it's likely a fake (Score:2)
Re:and it's likely a fake (Score:2)
Ugh (Score:3, Funny)
I feel sorry for the poor kid who'll never be concieved.
Re:Ugh (Score:2)
Would you really consider this person bringing a child into the world?
Use (Score:4, Funny)
After careful examination.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:After careful examination.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:After careful examination.. (Score:2)
Re:After careful examination.. (Score:2)
View my auctions - same goods for less! (Score:2)
* New life not included.
Re:View my auctions - same goods for less! (Score:2)
i'd say the collectors likely to bid for this have much more 'life' than we do..
Wow. (Score:2)
Let the debates begin. Muahahahaha!
/. effect extension (Score:3, Funny)
It will sell for more than $6,000 (Score:2, Informative)
Reminds me of... (Score:5, Funny)
They show a picture of a wizard, barbarian, etc. sitting around with parchment and dice, and the wizard is telling a newcomer something like "We're playing a game where we pretend to be students and workers in a post-industrial society."
That and the picture of the plate-mail clad fighter jumping into the wizard's arms when he sees the rust monster make the 1st Ed. books keepers.
Did the Bible mention Roman dice? (Score:5, Informative)
Mark 15:24
Luke 23:34
John 19:24
I've heard some people claim that when the Roman soldiers "cast lots" as mentioned here, they actually played a dice game to see who would get Jesus' clothing. It doesn't seem to mention dice though. *Shrugs*
Re:Did the Bible mention Roman dice? (Score:2, Insightful)
I dunno about Roman dice, but I seem to recall some notion dating from around the same time, in either the Bible or the Torah, which said that God plays dice with the universe. If memory serves, the person who imparted this information to me X number of years ago was correcting Einstein...
Meanwhile... (Score:2, Funny)
Meanwhile, I'll still be enjoying nights with your wife.
Great..... (Score:3, Funny)
Gives new meaning to the phrase... (Score:4, Funny)
And takes 1/2 damage...
Bit of Latin trivia that fits in here (Score:3, Interesting)
In English, the sentence "The die is cast." Can be read two ways
1)The die (cube) has been thrown.
2)The die (form) has been filled and set.
But both readings mean the same thing - something that has already been done cannot be changed.
The Latin versions of the above sentences have the same correspondence. And again both readings mean the same.
Don't remember the exact Latin - it was a looong time ago.
Re:The question is... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"-1 overrated"?! (Score:2)
I'd lose that habit mate.
Re:Please Explain (Score:2)
I believe you mean "inversely proportional" to your sex appeal, as the more adept players of Dungeons & Dragons frequently lack basic hygene.
inversely
Re:Please Explain (Score:2)
you need to get a sense of humor.