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Jack Thompson vs. Mortal Kombat

Posted by Zonk on Fri Oct 27, '06 11:53 AM
from the fight! dept.
Nate writes to mention the news that Jack Thompson has issued a cease and desist for the new Mortal Kombat:Armageddon title. Says Mr. Thompson: "It has today come to my attention that the newly recently Mortal Kombat: Armageddon contains an unauthorized commercial exploitation of my name, photograph, image, and likeness within the game." Thompson's likeness has appeared on websites in the game over the last few days as a result of his construction in the 'build-a-fighter' mode. His image is not actually a selectable character in the game, a fact he's chosen to skirt in his demands to Midway. If that's not enough Jack Thompson news for today, Game|Life has the video and commentary on Thompson's dressing down by the judge in the Bully case. Video courtesy of the Destructoid site.
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  • "Celebrity"

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    by Enoxice (993945) on Friday October 27, @11:56AM (#16610884)
    Once you are a public figure (or 'celebrity', I guess) you give up certain privacy rights. You don't see Dubya suing SNL for using his likeness, do you?

    Thompson needs to seriously get a grip.
    • Re:"Celebrity"

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      by PsychicX (866028) on Friday October 27, @12:34PM (#16611480)
      So let's see the list of problems here:
      1. As the parent mentions, he's a public figure. That puts his likeness up for grabs.
      2. The game is user moddable, and this is a user mod. I could do an HL2 model of JT (theoretically) and shoot him up, and apparently that'd be Valve's fault.
      3. He doesn't actually have an explanation of why any of this is illegal -- he's a lawyer and he doesn't like it, therefore it must be illegal.
      4. He's already in danger of being held in contempt of court, you'd think he'd at least wait a couple weeks before making it clear he's a nutcase, again.
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  • by tont0r (868535) on Friday October 27, @11:56AM (#16610890)
    The same thing happened with City of Heroes when people started making The Hulk and Wolverine. I would imagine that the same would apply here.
  • Here it is...

    (Score:5, Funny)
    by Recovering Hater (833107) on Friday October 27, @11:59AM (#16610932)
    The obligatory- "FINISH HIM!" hahah. :)
  • I think...

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    by thoriphes (984506) on Friday October 27, @12:03PM (#16611008)
    ...he just needs to UP, UP+BACK, BACK, DOWN+HK his way for a FRIENDSHIP!!! [wikipedia.org]
    • Re:I think... by ShadowsHawk (Score:2) Friday October 27, @12:53PM
  • Kicking up a storm only serves to sell more copies of the game. Especially when the game in question is mediocre best. You know, it wouldn't surprise me if Jack Thompson was being paid by Midway to come up with this nonsense. After all, it worked for Rockstar. Manhunt and State of Emergency were both crappy games, yet sold well due in part fo the hype generated around them. And Bully, while not being completely crappy, certainly is a rental-only title and nowhere near up the standard of the GTA games. Mortal Kombat Armageddon, too, is pretty average. Even if Jack Thompson is for real, surely he can't be so stupid as to realize that he's helping sales of the games.
  • Jack is to video games

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    by chroot_james (833654) on Friday October 27, @12:08PM (#16611066)
    (http://www.trailofjames.com/)
    what sco is to linux.
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  • The video might have been alright if it wasn't half some-guy-driving-around-Miami.
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  • by liak12345 (967676) on Friday October 27, @12:13PM (#16611154)
    Dear MK Developers,
    I recently purchased your violence simulator which you refer to as a game called Mortal Kombat: Armageddon. While observing the features of the game I tested out your Kreate a Kharacter option which lets you customize a character to your preferences given a wide variety of choices. Apparently I can design a character in a suit and name him Jack Thompson, which makes this game in clear violation of allowing games to design men in suits and name them after people. You are ordered to Cease and Desist production of this game immediately until my name and all variations of spellings are disallowed during designing characters in suits. This includes "Jerk Thompson" AND "Jackoff Thompson".

    Lovingly,
    Jack Thompson, the original man fighting lost causes
  • You want to have some fun...

    (Score:4, Interesting)
    by creimer (824291) on Friday October 27, @12:18PM (#16611224)
    (http://www.creimer.ws/ | Last Journal: Sunday November 26, @06:51PM)
    Put up a website with Jack Thompson's "likeness" and list a whole bunch of generic "kill all the lawyers" joke. That should trigger a lawsuit in a hurry. After a lawyer was killed a number of years ago in California, the state politicians wanted to outlaw "kill all the lawyers" jokes and they were really offended that people were laughing at them for suggesting such a law.
  • Another lawsuit

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    by KefkaTheMad (967573) on Friday October 27, @12:32PM (#16611456)
    In a related story, Jack issued another lawsuit today against the Crayola corporation after my five-year-old cousin made a crayon drawing of the devil, titled "Jack Thompson"
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  • Oh, Jack...

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    by Tickenest (544722) on Friday October 27, @12:38PM (#16611554)
    (http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Tuesday April 11, @05:02PM)
    Thank God we have someone incompetent like Jack Thompson carrying the torch for this crusade instead of someone who actually knows what he's doing.
  • by dewie (685736) <dbscully@@@gmail...com> on Friday October 27, @12:51PM (#16611790)
    I just used a 'Staedtler' felt tip pen and some 'Evolve' copier paper to create a likeness of Jack Thompson about to be crushed by a giant letter 'P' falling from a cinema sign. Watch out Staedtler and Evolve! You could be liable!
  • In other news...

    (Score:3, Funny)
    by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 27, @12:53PM (#16611818)
    Jack Thompson threw his eyeToy across the room after he realized it was trying to "capture his soul."
  • So when...

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    by locallyunscene (1000523) on Friday October 27, @12:59PM (#16611934)
    Is there a limit to the number of nutball lawsuits you can file? Could the video game industry sue Jack Thompson for all these frivolous lawsuits that cost money to defend?
    • Re:So when... by religious freak (Score:1) Friday October 27, @02:50PM
  • by flaknugget (938238) on Friday October 27, @01:19PM (#16612368)
    The MK series has sucked-out-loud after Mortal Kombat 2, which was like 12, 13 years ago? I have a hard time begrudging anyone for trying to prevent further sequels, regardless of their reasons. But... I do get a chuckle from thinking of Mr. Thompson is a savagely bloody fighting game. Where can I find a screen-shot of this custom-created Jack Thompson character?
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  • Summary of the video

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    by nuzak (959558) on Friday October 27, @01:31PM (#16612568)
    This summary is kind of haphazard, and may not be totally chronologically accurate, there may be things out of order -- I don't really feel like watching it again though.

    First 5 minutes of it are spent watching some dork drive, then run into the courthouse, camera running. Thank god for fast-forward. Once inside the courthouse, he gets both Jack and Judge Friedman in the picture. Mostly Jack, whose body language is nothing short of nonchalantly defiant throughout.

    Judge F, throughout, speaks very calmly, slowly, repeats himself quite a bit, indicating that this isn't the sort of game he would want his kids playing, but "that is not the test" and that the defendant would prevail on first amendment grounds.

    Jack first speaks up, saying something like "am I going to be allowed to speak at this hearing?" but offers nothing, except to try to hold up a rather oversized (about 5 feet tall) sign, which we don't get to see. The judge doesn't actually say anything except "no" and Jack quickly takes the sign down, and it doesn't come back up (at the end of the video as Jack is leaving the courtroom, you can see that it has some relevant statute concerning disqualification of judges). Jack hands the bailiff a normal sized printout to hand to the judge, but no indication is given as to what it contains. One could easily assume it's the same thing as on his poster.

    The judge then goes on to call Jack's behavior "inappropriate, unprofessional, and contemptible", and in his usual style, repeats himself quite a bit saying it. He mentions how Jack filed a lawsuit against the judge and attempted to use that as a reason for the judge to recuse himself, which the judge shoots down by saying that you can't simply sue a judge you don't like just to get him out of your case. While the judge is dressing Jack down for this, Jack is making a big show out of putting away his papers, like he's getting ready to leave.

    Jack does get a little soliloquy in though: basically he tells the judge to his face that he "you misrepresented what was said in your chambers", and several times used the word "misrepresented" -- basically accusing Judge F. of lying. Ouch. The Judge is pretty much unfazed by this.

    I saved the best for last: Judge Friedman won't hear the Motion to Show Cause, he's kicking it to another judge. The reason for this is that Judge Friedman has himself filed a complaint with the Florida Bar about Thompson's behavior.

    So not only is Thompson still facing contempt charges, he's going to be up against the bar again. Last time, the FL Bar paid him off to go away, but now he's almost certainly going to face disciplinary action again, and this time, they might just decide to give him some serious payback.
  • Jack is such an expert on technology he threatened to sue people who emailed him responses to his comments when gamepolitics was on livejournal. ...then someone pointed out that in his livejournal account the option to get emailed every time someone responded to him was turned on and all those emails were automated because of his settings...
  • by religious freak (1005821) on Friday October 27, @02:36PM (#16614018)
    You know, as well as having times when I know we can do better, there are times when I'm just ecstatic to be living in a democracy, and of being a US citizen.

    This is a time I love living in a democracy. We have an ENTIRE SYSTEM setup to relegate these nut balls to the trash heap. Sure... we'll listen to your crappy argument, your faulty logic, and your desire to control others. Sure you can file your petitions, make your legal movements and show your "evidence".

    But at the end of the day, Mr. Jack Thompson... you are a tard -- pure and simple.

    Add the wonderful concept of democracy to the nearly instantaneous transmission of data via the Internet, and guys like this get nowhere... they illustrate their lack of logic, respect, and composure in plain view for all to see. This guy wants to be McCarthy, but he can't even manage a Jerry Faldwell.

    I love the US (and democracy in general), I'm going to go bake some apple pie!
  • hmm

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    by DaveJay (133437) on Friday October 27, @03:40PM (#16615012)
    What I want to know is: when are people going to start suing the makers of art supplies? I mean, I could go out right now -- RIGHT NOW -- get some cray-pas, and draw actual pictures of Jack Thompson. I could even sign his name, and give 'em out to friends!
  • It's so hard

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    by Hubbell (850646) on Friday October 27, @04:37PM (#16615890)
    to support free speech when you have fucking wackjobs like Jack Thompson and the psychos in the Westboro Baptist Church [wikipedia.org].
    • Wackjobs by Mark_MF-WN (Score:2) Saturday October 28, @02:34AM
  • Way back when...

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    by BitwizeGHC (145393) on Friday October 27, @04:37PM (#16615896)
    (http://ii-0-ii.com/parodycheck)
    I still remember the days when Mortal Kombat was all about likenesses of real people.

    Man, Elizabeth Malecki was hot...
  • "Newly Recently"?

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    by Kuukai (865890) on Sunday October 29, @03:41PM (#16635072)
    (Last Journal: Wednesday April 12, @12:43AM)
    "It has today come to my attention that the newly recently Mortal Kombat..." (Emphasis mine)

    Christ, Jack, if you want to write a respectable cease and desist letter and not come off as an ignorant douche, at least proofread the dang thing...
  • Rip his heart out, still beating, like Kano.
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  • by Cybrex (156654) on Monday October 30, @09:25AM (#16641415)
    I think that Jack deserves Sub-Zero's fatality from MK: Deadly Alliance, wherein he rips out not just the head and spine but the entire fraggin' skeleton!

    A bit corny, but oh-so-satisfying!
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