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If I had a time machine, I would first visit...
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- Don't complain about lack of options. You've got to pick a few when you do multiple choice. Those are the breaks.
- Feel free to suggest poll ideas if you're feeling creative. I'd strongly suggest reading the past polls first.
- This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane.
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Back to the Future (Score:5, Funny)
Give your past self a sports almanac?
Re:Back to the Future (Score:5, Funny)
I'd go back just far enough to beat you to first post ... *sigh*
John Titor (Score:2, Funny)
The far future, obviously (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Past (Score:5, Funny)
I'd go back to the points in time when major religions started and make sure to kill their leaders before they ever plant their first poisonous seeds. I'd then make sure the Roman Empire never falls...
Hmmm....your real name isn't Pontious Pilate by any chance?
Missing option: the beginning of existence... (Score:5, Funny)
...6000 years ago.
I'm an irrational creationist, you insensitive clod!
Obligatory XKCD reference onRe:Evil Baby Orphanage (Score:5, Funny)
(obligatory xkcd reference)
Close, but there is a more critical limit (Score:5, Funny)
Re:FIRST trip? (Score:3, Funny)
Go back six hours in time, and see your daughter's face when both of you put her to bed.
Re:Past (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah. I'd have to keep having to go forwards and back to knock off the new religions as they would crop up.
The amusing part is that every society would report mysterious happenings -- every time some local priest or shaman started becoming popular, a mysterious stranger would appear and murder him/her. Soon the entire world would be worshipping Psyborgue as the One True God, and he'd have to kill himself.
Re:John Titor (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The creation (Score:3, Funny)
FTFY.
Re:I'd stop my parents from circumcising me (Score:5, Funny)
I'd travel back in time to just before I was born and tell my parents to leave my penis intact, thank you very much.
You're posting on /. so you're probably not using it (much) anyway.
Re:Back to the Future (Score:5, Funny)
"I'm Feeling Lucky" is good enough for The Doctor, so it's good enough for me.