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I wish my cell phone was...

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50% faster

2233 votes / 6%

50% cheaper

5354 votes / 16%

50% smaller

845 votes / 2%

50% bigger

702 votes / 2%

50% lighter

391 votes / 1%

50% more secure

2927 votes / 8%

50% more battery efficient

17149 votes / 52%

50% of the known universe

2951 votes / 9%

32552 total votes.

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I wish (Score:5, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Wednesday November 27, 2013 @02:37PM (#45540685)

I wish my cell phone always got me first post.

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50% more expensive (Score:5, Funny)

by hcs_$reboot ( 1536101 ) writes: on Wednesday November 27, 2013 @11:56PM (#45545943)

So that I'm even more standing out holding an iPhone in my hand.

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Re:50% dumber. (Score:1, Funny)

by ihtoit ( 3393327 ) writes: on Thursday November 28, 2013 @02:28AM (#45546665)

we'll see how much you love your Kindle when the EMP hits and wipes out every electronic device on the planet. :)

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Re:Big batteries at any cost (Score:3, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Thursday November 28, 2013 @10:24AM (#45548403)

You should do like me and carry around a fucking car battery everywhere I go. When people ask me why I just point out that it's hooked up to my phone, and offer them an outlet to plug in theirs too. Awesome for picking up chicks.

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