Crashing Xbox Kiosks 662
quannump writes "Gaming Age has an article up about some stores, including Toys R Us and Babbages, Xbox kiosk crashing at various places across the country. "Out of five stores that have playable demos within a ten mile area, only two have working units," says one Babbage's employee." It's funny because it's Microsoft. Get it? It's... oh never mind. Is DOA3 still planned as x-box only?
DOA3 (Score:0, Funny)
A gamer's point of view... (Score:4, Funny)
I must have fallen into some opaque blue liquid.
I hope I can swim to the top before I drown...
Interesting Picture (Score:3, Funny)
Don't know if it's authentic though
could be worse (Score:2, Funny)
Have they tried... (Score:4, Funny)
Taking out the Demo and blowing on it? Then they need to blow into the box itself before putting the demo back in. Then ya gotta hold down the reset button and sorta *tap tap tap* on the game, and it'll come on if you've got the "touch".
oh, wait. What? Oh, XBox. Right.
Hello, XBox customer support, can I have your CC# (Score:1, Funny)
I wonder if they're charing $200 per incident?
Activation (Score:2, Funny)
so far . . . (Score:2, Funny)
>layable demos within a ten mile area, only two have working units,"
>ays one Babbage's employee." It's funny because it's Microsoft. Get
>t? It's... oh never mind. Is DOA3 still planned as x-box only?
so far, DOA3 is only available at 3 of the 5 stores in the local area. After an hour or two, though, it's likely that DOA4 will arrive, with DOA5 applying by the end of the day . . .
:)
hawk
Re:new msoft strategy? (Score:2, Funny)
Crashing an Xbox (Score:3, Funny)
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Thus spake Taco (Score:4, Funny)
I'd personally like to assign a -2 penalty on any comment rated 'funny' because most of them frankly just aren't funny at all.
It's funny because it's Microsoft.
A game of skill and strategy! (Score:4, Funny)
Publisher: Microsoft 2001
Retail: $79.95/year license
EULA: You agree to the terms inside the package by opening the package.
XBox Green Screen of Death (Score:5, Funny)
If that doesn't work try;
http://www.evilavatar.com/EA/News/M34018/6983.jpg [evilavatar.com]
Re:Its down to the hardware. (Score:3, Funny)
Im typing on a PC runnning windows 98SE that hasnt been rebooted in 2 months...
I also run a BBS on windows 98SE that, with the exception of the voluntary reboots, hasnt crashed on me since I built it in May
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
"Um, yeah. I was, like um, playing this game... and, uh, it like totally froze one me in the middle of a level? And then, like the screen turned all blue and junk, and all these really freaky little numbers and letters came up? And dude, it like totally SUCKS because I was RIGHT in the middle of a totally awesome part of this game, right?"
"Ok sir, can I please please have your CC # which will be billed $30 for this incident?"
"wha?"
"I need you credit card before I can issue a trouble ticket for this incident."
"...but it like totally crapped out on me, dude! I'm not gonna pay $30 bucks just to TALK to you?!"
"Sir, if Microsoft can determine that the fault does not lie on you end, you will be refunded your technical support incident fee."
"&*(%$# you #@&*$% " (click)
Re:Probably overheating (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A gamer's point of view... (Score:4, Funny)
Bleed them Dry! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Well I said it before (Score:2, Funny)
You've obviously never played golf...
Re:A gamer's point of view... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:PS2 killer? (Score:3, Funny)
Don't hold your breath. Emulating newer, more expensive hardware on older systems? If that were true, I'd be emulating my current PIII system on an old 286 rather than wasting the money upgrading.
Re:Heat is the likely culprit (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Probably overheating (Score:5, Funny)
Either they fix 'em as they go bad (and with piss poor ventalation and kiddies manhandling 'em they're going to go bad quicker than normal) and eat a lot of $$$, or they don't fix 'em and piss off a lot of customers.
Hmm, will MS take the cash hit, or piss off consumers with low quality service. If only they had set an earlier precedent so we could infer how they'd behave now...
Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. (Score:3, Funny)
That'll certainly help boost X-box sales. Are you sure Microsoft didn't invent this gadget? Blowing up a competitor's hardware would be very consistent with their other business practices.
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Re:Bleed them Dry! (Score:3, Funny)
And let's assume you're a typical Slashdot reader. But I repeat myself.
goto: www.microsoft.com/xbox (Score:4, Funny)
Enjoy.
Yes, Indeed! (Score:3, Funny)
William H Gates III
-D
Re:Xbox Crash (Score:2, Funny)
3 kids walk into the Toys R Us R-zone chanting the mantra "X-box rules".
They walk up to the kiosk and play Munch's Oddysee.
The next thing you hear is "X-box is gay"
Crashed on me! (Score:3, Funny)
Also don't forget that you can preorder units now [bbspot.com]