Suing Sony for Everquest Related Suicide? 967
daoine writes "The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel has a story about how Sony could be sued by the mother of an Everquest player who recently committed suicide. The lawsuit itself doesn't seem all that interesting (she's aiming for warning labels) -- but it is interesting that Sony won't release any of the game data citing privacy policy, even if it could help unlock what exactly drove the guy to end his life."
He was Nerfed (Score:2, Funny)
sigh... (Score:4, Funny)
Lawyer: Hey - does anyone have the old AD&D suicide brief? cool, thanks.
s/AD&D/Everquest/
s/TSR/Sony/
there, done.
Probably won't be the only one ... (Score:5, Funny)
A psychologist diagnosed him with depression and schizoid personality disorder, symptoms of which include a lack of desire for social relationships, little or no sex drive and a limited range of emotions in social settings.
Sounds like most Slashdot readers are in danger,
Oh Goodie! (Score:5, Funny)
Sony games lead to suicide.... (Score:1, Funny)
Ya! (Score:1, Funny)
"Except for the chemical dependency, the violent interference with the brain's core function, the hallucinations, ability to ignore pain, increased heart rate and risk of heart failure, sexual disfunction, and massive expense, it's just like any other addiction. Addicts always look like my son: fat, sedentary losers with glasses."
Re:Goes a bit far... (Score:4, Funny)
Then of course reality slowly kicks back in and urges me to spend the next week in a bar with friends (whom I actually call, Mark, Eric and Fred and not Kueller, Vodobass and toString) thus leading to more hadaches, sleep deprivation and undernourishment I guess.
Then I usually find a job.
Re:Of course it's posted NOW... (Score:2, Funny)
Ok, bad joke.. sorry.
Sergio
I said sorry!
Re:He was Nerfed (Score:5, Funny)
Its possible.
Re:Warning Label (Score:4, Funny)
"Don't play this game if you're crazy"
Warning Proposal after the marketing guys see it:
"This game is so cool, it just might kill you! You have been warned!"
Re:My prediction - Mass online suicide (Score:3, Funny)
bbh
In a related story... (Score:3, Funny)
In a related story, area cocaine and crack dealers are now affixing their product with warning labels to avoid similar lawsuits.
But seriously, has it gotten so bad that companies have to warn consumers that their product is of too high quality?
As If (Score:2, Funny)
As if there is any data in there that would lead us to think 'Ah. That makes sense. His 78th level character died and he lost his powerful HackMaster +12 sword. That must be what drove him over the brink!'
The sad fact is probably that he came to the stark realization that EQ only brought temporary relief to his days of quiet desperation.
Suicide Solution (Score:2, Funny)
First off, are you sure that your temporary problems are worth a permanent solution?
That being said, if you do go through with it, would you *please* make certain you are playing Mozart's requiem for the dead, and obsess over Edgar Allen Poe, and Macbeth before you go?
Maybe if these pinheads see someone committing suicide to the tune of classical music and literature, they will wake up, and frantically wave down the clue bus. (Thanks for the quote Tweety)
-Zaphod
warning labels? (Score:2, Funny)
suing for warning labels is just idiotic.
Re:Of course they won't release it. (Score:2, Funny)
No Ma'am, You're Wrong (Score:2, Funny)
"It's like any other addiction. Either you die, go insane or you quit. My son died."
Said me, the matter-of-fact Slashdot poster:
Quite frankly lady, your son did all three at once. He went insane and had no choice but to quit because he chose to frag himself.
Icephreak One
Toronto, Canada
The Warning Label (Score:1, Funny)
Did they look at his MP3 collection? (Score:4, Funny)
Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker Suicide is slow with liquer Take a bottle, drown your sorrows Then it floods away tommorows Away tommorows
Evil thoughts and evil doings Cold, alone you hang in ruins Thought that you'd escape the reaper You can't escape the master keeper
'Cos you feel life's unreal, and you're living a lie Such a shame, who's to blame, and you're wondering why Then you ask from your cask, is there life after birth What you saw can mean hell on this earth Hell on this earth
Now you live inside a bottle The reaper's travelling at full throttle It's catching you, but you don't see The reaper's you, and the reaper is me
Breaking laws, knocking doors But there's no one at home Made your bed, rest your head But you lie there and moan Where to hide, suicide is the only way out Don't you know what it's really about
Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker Suicide is slow with liquer Take a bottle, drown your sorrows Then it floods away tomorrows
Re:Maybe EQ *saved* him... (Score:5, Funny)
A really, really thin penis, perhaps?
Re:Goes a bit far... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Probably won't be the only one ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:There's a good reason for this: (Score:4, Funny)
And we know that thousands of people have already committed suicide because their Slashdot submissions are rejected or their comments are moderated down to (Score:-1, Troll). But we know CmdrTaco just laughs because it's not his fault.
:-)
You forgot (Score:4, Funny)
Clicking Refresh on April Fools hoping for real news.
Re:It's always something... (Score:4, Funny)
These are completely different cases. NASCAR is most definitely liable because:
A) They teach poor driving habit's by only turning the stearing wheel in one direction. All of the sudden, the teen has to make a right turn and he's very confused.
B) They encourage "sleeping at the wheel" via bordem by driving around in circles for hours on end.
C) They are encouraged by their sponsors to "crash" to make driving more exciting to watch, and to help offset the affects of B.
Re:Goes a bit far... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Downright Dumb (Score:5, Funny)
I am a theoretical mathematician... I suppose that means you won't be sorry when I am dead.
Re:Warning Label (Score:3, Funny)
I knew there was a solution!!!!