Virtual Sword Fighting 177
Faeton writes "SIGGRAPH is on, and Extremetech has the scoop on it. From Nvidia's N30 to ATI's monster 4x Radeon 9700 render board, the coolest thing was the virtual sword fighting simulator. With a VR headset and a gyroscopic force-feedback "sword", you could really be the badass knight you've always dreamed of. I want this at a local arcade soon!"
Midevil Knight? (Score:3, Funny)
I watched Highlander a bit too much (Score:2, Funny)
Please refrain from.... (Score:2, Funny)
2) Any mention in reference to the "vibrating stick".
3) Any polls that mention prOn or "vibrating stick" with a CmdrTaco last-choice.
4) Creating any troll-ific "Please refain from" lists.
Great... (Score:2, Funny)
I have to contend with sword-fights at all the local bars... now I get to do the same on my computer.
*twirls finger in air*
Re:Midevil Knight? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Midevil Knight? (Score:2, Funny)
run away! run away!
Insert gratuitous (Score:3, Funny)
What? What did you expect to follow "insert"? Get your mind out of the gutter. :)
Re:Midevil Knight? (Score:2, Funny)
>to recreate a certain Monty Python and the Holy
>Grail scene
First the spankings, then the oral sex?
The force feedback isn't THAT good...
-l
My one-and-only shot at live action role-playing.. (Score:5, Funny)
Armed with my foam sword, and utterly unable to use it, I cheerfully bumbled about with the rest of 'em, swishing the odd swish and generally having a good time.
Until I came up against Nick.
Now Nick is an interesting person. He has reactions like no-one else I've ever played against in anything. To give an idea, I had never been defeated in air-hockey by anyone I played (and I played a lot) until I played Nick. And Nick I never beat even once...
Back onto the role-playing session, and in my wanderings I ran into Nick, who was holding two rather better constructed foam swords. Turning to me, he did some ridiculously cool flick with both hands - crossing swords whilst swinging them, like you see in the old pirate films - and began his advance.
Role-playing to the hilt, I briefly considered. "What would my character do in this situation? Would he a) buckle his swash and fight like a man or b) flee like the cringing curr he really is?".
I ran like hell...
Cheers,
Ian
Re:I watched Highlander a bit too much (Score:4, Funny)
I for one had an ancestor that killed three of his playmates with his first sword, on his 10th b-day no less.
---snip
ok, I'll bite...his _first_ sword? You mean he was given another one after this?
Serious waivers ahead (Score:3, Funny)
One of the more amusing displays was this sword-fighting simulator that used a VR headset along with a "virtual sword" that had two gyro motors running it that allowed for tactile force feedback. Apparently, one overly exuberant combatant in a moment of pique jumped up to deliver the death-blow, and upon landing smashed the sword into one of the posts you see in this picture, leaving it in pieces, and the device's creators nearly in tears. But, they were able to put Humpty Dumpty back together again, and the virtual combat raged on. This system also used multi-channel audio to help the player localize sounds and better immerse them in the scene, and also used video compositing to put an image of that particular player into the rendered 3D scene.
If this became a home entertainment unit, can you imagine the sort of waiver the company would want the average geek to sign before using it?
"The undersigned (hereafter, "they") agrees that Swashing Buckles Incorporated (hereafter, "we") were just sitting around innocently when the undersigned came in and DEMANDED to be given one of these virtual sword units, despite the fact that we warned them OVER and OVER that they hadn't done anything more strenuous than click a mouse in TEN YEARS, and therefore would ALMOST CERTAINLY strain EVERY MUSCLE IN THEIR BODY within minutes of engaging in a virtual battle. The undersigned further agrees that we warned them that they would QUITE LIKELY destroy a valued POSSESSION, PET, or LOVED ONE, while leaping about blindly inside the virtual reality helmet. The undersigned agrees NOT TO COME CRYING TO US when these things happen."