Why Do Games and Game Studios Fail? 389
LukeG writes "This new article discusses the reason behind games and their developers failing, noting the distance of those selling the games, from those that buy them as one possible cause. Doomed games such as Bablylon 5 come under the spotlight, while the ubiquitous Duke Nukem Forever is also touched upon." For me, this article brought to mind the twin disasters of Fallout Tactics and the Farscape based game.
This is a very complicated issue: (Score:5, Funny)
Because the games suck.
I think the title should've been... (Score:4, Funny)
Here, by the way, is a mirror of the content: (Score:5, Funny)
If you end up banging Stevie Case... (Score:3, Funny)
Ubiquitous? (Score:5, Funny)
The best way to save a game... (Score:3, Funny)
is to add more frogs.
My guess is... (Score:5, Funny)
"Daikatana"
"Blood 2"
"Disney's Lilo And Stitch Interactive Pop-Up Book" (or whatever the heck they call the tie-in for that movie)
"CowboyNeal, Space Crusader"
We here at the Fullashita University Interactive Media Department have devoted years of time and careful study to this phenomenon. We are currently in the process of developing 'anti-sucking' technology, based on a scientific phenomenon we call 'Gameplay'. This 'Gameplay' has proved to be extremely useful in protecting against 'sucking' in most of our tests.
- Kevin Gadd, Head Researcher, Fullashita University Interactive Media Department
technology? (Score:2, Funny)
That was a case of a development company trying to behave like rockstars while they're supposed to be engineering software.
HTTP 403.9: IIS can't handle the load (Score:3, Funny)
/.'ing reported by a /.'ed site (Score:2, Funny)
How kind of someone to take the time to tell them that...
Duke Nukem Forever... (Score:4, Funny)
4 words (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Here, by the way, is a mirror of the content: (Score:3, Funny)
The page cannot be displayed
That's funny, mine comes back with that in less than a second. I must have a faster processor.
Re:innovation isn't everything. (Score:2, Funny)
Strippers
Re:IMHO... (Score:2, Funny)
Good post though, otherwise....
Re:Ubiquitous? (Score:5, Funny)
>This is the first time I've heard of something that doesn't exist yet, and that probably never will, being ubiquitous.
Hmmm... God?
(Atheist humour... I'll probably be modded into hell itself...)
Re:I think the title should've been... (Score:3, Funny)
Nietzsche is going to hell! - God
Re:Doom III (Score:3, Funny)
Even on a Radeon 9700, 20-40fps is the best you will get save for a few scenes which are the rendering equivalent of looking at the ground.
The rest is just a blatant ripoff of Resident Evil with a bit of Half-Life thrown in.
Sooo...you're basing your opinion on how a game will be when it's finished on a never-to-be-released alpha build...
Re:I'll tell ya why. (Score:2, Funny)
>more concerned with making the best beer possable, instead
>of making the most profits.
Eww! I don't care what concerned them while they were alive, I don't wanna drink beer made from people.
Russ
Re:Ubiquitous? (Score:2, Funny)
You mean... flamebait?