FreeCraft Cease and Desisted by Blizzard 808
mandreiana writes "As of June 20th, FreeCraft is shut down. The development team received a cease and desist order due to the name 'FreeCraft' causing possible confusion with the names StarCraft and WarCraft, and also some of the ideas within the engine were too similar to WarCraft 2. There will be no more updates to this game, and it is no longer available for download." Way to go, Blizzard, now the only competitors to worry about are the ones who can afford lawyers and actually hold competing market share. Of course, not using a *Craft for a game project might have kept it under the radar a while longer.
New name suggestion: (Score:4, Funny)
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Um . . . (Score:4, Funny)
Sorry if this is a stupid question--but which one of these was the open source game, and which were the Blizzard games? I can't ever keep them straight.
Not obvious at all (Score:5, Funny)
Still available... (Score:5, Funny)
Yep, here it comes. I'll cease and desist downloading this right now, of course...
Re:Um... (Score:2, Funny)
what bullshit (Score:2, Funny)
This is fucking bullshit.
Re:Not obvious at all (Score:5, Funny)
That will get you trouble with the dutch division of Apple. Wether deliberate or not, you just managed to do a nice and flawless translation of Apple products from their english names to their dutch equivalents. :P
uhoh (Score:5, Funny)
BarCraft - Can you restore the broken supply line of ale for the underaged teens lurking in the carpark outside?
DartCraft - The expansion pack for BarCraft. It's RTS darts, with uh... resources and stuff.
ParCraft - Play 18 holes of golf while repelling invading loons in golf buggies.
FarCraft - Like a regular RTS, but it'll take 3 and a half days to cross the map.
RarCraft - You have to play with all game data (gfx, sound, etc) still in compressed form.
LoreCraft - Get the Law School upgrade on your Fortress to produce a phalanx of patent-happy lawyers.
BoreCraft - The only unit is a peasant. Buy the expansion for female peasants!
C+D? (Score:4, Funny)
Just so no one is confused (Score:2, Funny)
what's in a name? (Score:2, Funny)
Netcraft? (Score:4, Funny)
Obviously, netcraft is Blizzard's next hit, wherein the few remaining human loyalists valiantly defend their networks from the hordes of Zerg viruses. Those survey folks are just confusing people.
Re:uhoh (Score:4, Funny)
LaraCraft - Twice the fun, twice the action, twice the legal troubles.
Coming soon... (Score:3, Funny)
Build a cheesy empire with Velveeta! Sail into battle with ChipsAhoy! Or tear down your opponent's battlements with an oreo trebuchet!
Play as one of four exciting new races: Macaroni&Cheese eaters, The Salad Dressing-ites, StoveTop Stuffers, or People of the Jell-o!
WarKraft
who's up for doing the box-art?
Re:What do they expect? (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, right. Try this and call us back (if your prison allows outside calls): download Mandrake and write an auto-running script that boots off a cd-rom and installs the whole KDE system. Then box it and call it "Windows" and sell it for 20 dollars or so.
Obviously, you'll never hear any complaints from Microsoft about this. For good measure, release a boxed set of OpenOffice and call it "Office for Windows" (meaning your previous boxed set). Finally, get all your money and burn it before M$ takes it off you.
TWW
Re:Will You All Remember This? (Score:2, Funny)
You showed them who's boss! I bet they couldn't sleep that night.
And Look Who Is Next! (Score:5, Funny)
When a coven leader was asked how they planned to respond to the threat, she replied "We are split between a rare disease and swarms of insects, though a natural disaster at Blizzard headquarters is not out of the question. Oh, the lawyers won't be a problem, they work for for the same guy (putting hands to each side of her head to make a symbol of horns ) we do."
In other news, Blizzard's CEO mysteriously hired a n exorcist to make a house call. More details at 11.
Re:uhoh (Score:4, Funny)
SlashCraft - you link websites on here and watch them blow up.
SCOCraft - you try to sue a Dark Templar and die.
The Craft - a movie with Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk, Neve Campbell who are witches'n'stuff.
C-Raft - Strom Thurmond, Ross Perot and a pig are put on a Raft in the middle of the pacific, with a live satellite feed present. (Slightly more amusing than C-Span)
DalCraft - you try and retry to connect to IRC servers while they are being DDoSed by the RIAA
And in a short press statement... (Score:4, Funny)