Finding the Perfect Family Game 201
kowalski1971 writes "Some poor soul with far too much time on his hands has decided - in an attempt to increase sales at his toyshop - to calculate the formula for the perfect family game. Apparently it is, 0.22a + 0.17f + 0.153n + (0.12c - 0.1g) + 0.1s + 0.09e + 0.06d + 0.054l + 0.05m + 0.011c = pfg ...and which game came out top? Cards. So much for the increased sales then."
Some poor soul with far too much time on his... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Aces! (Score:5, Funny)
BCS (Score:5, Funny)
Oddly enough, they are also more accurate, and I would be willing to bet that his formula could easily be converted over verbatim, applied to college football, and STILL come out with a better ranking system for college teams than the BCS.
Cards? (Score:5, Funny)
N = number of people
S = stimulation
E = engagement
D = duration
L = longevity
I think we may at last have found the source of all those dastardly penis enlargement spams and viagra...
Which game? (Score:5, Funny)
Clearly, strip poker.
Since 2 Simpsons games were mentioned... (Score:5, Funny)
Bart: [looking through games] "Energy Shortage"?
Lisa: "Hippo in the House"?
Marge: Ooh, "The Game of Lent"!
Bart: Ohh, can't we just go to bed?
Marge: It's only five-thirty.
Lisa: Fine, we'll play "Hippo in the House".
Marge: Oh, the hippo's missing.
Ep: Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [snpp.com]
Puff (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, I am stressed and I can't let it go.
The Slashdot reaction (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/sbo0313l.jpg [cartoonstock.com]
Sigh. When will we learn? (Score:5, Funny)
(Sit down Hari Seldon)
Attempting to do so only results in making you look stupid (like this guy)
If you do it just right... (Score:5, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:2, Funny)
The only reason "Cards" won... (Score:5, Funny)
Simpler formula (Score:5, Funny)
1 Swedish Bikini Team, sans bikinis + Me = The Perfect Game.
mathematicians! Bah! (Score:5, Funny)
Cards and monopoly are great. The have no noise making annoyances, involve lots of manipulative that occupy the child, and rounds proceed quickly while occupying all players attention. More importantly, these games do minimum damage when the playing pieces enter the inevitable tantrum driven projectile phase.
But Bop It? It is noisy, and hurts like hell when used as a club. Jenga? The point is to frustrate your opponents. This game is great at developing necessary skills, but when the pieces fall, the loser has a great desire to test the aerodynamics of the blocks.
Re:BCS (Score:4, Funny)
Clue (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Play cards, play sci-fi (Score:3, Funny)
It's the middle of the day, and you're posting your detailed analysis of what appears to be a tongue in cheek marketing ploy to a wesbite for nerds. Might be time for some deep introspection.
Precautionary note on side of box says... (Score:5, Funny)
**Posted as AC to cleanse myself of that 'icky' feeling**
Cards are great! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Clue (Score:3, Funny)
Won't anyone please think of the children!
Re:Clue (Score:3, Funny)
See? It was a learning experience! Next time he'll know to use the candlestick, since it clanks less as you're trying to sneak up on someone. Who says games can't be educational?
Re:Which game? (Score:5, Funny)
Drake Equation (Score:2, Funny)
Re:BCS (Score:4, Funny)
Allthough I do agree with you about one thing. A 1d20 roll could only help the BCS at this point.
Re:mathematicians! Bah! (Score:5, Funny)
Reminds me...
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all taken to a farm and asked to build the best fence - the fence had to encompass the largest amount of area, with the smallest perimeter.
The engineer said - "That's easy - you make a circle!"
The physicist said - "No, you have the fence section encompass the diameter of the earth, that way you get more area because of the third dimension."
The mathematician ran over to a pile of fence sections, picked up three small ones and arranged them around himself to create a tiny enclosure - then said "I am on the outside!"
Re: Why linear? (Score:2, Funny)
'Cause when you're playing games, you don't want squares spoiling the fun.
Re: Sigh. When will we learn? (Score:4, Funny)
> Heh. I tried to read the Foundation series, but unfortunately I'd already read enough about Lorenz and Mandelbrot to know that little errors don't just go away if you pick a bigger sample, and subsequently couldn't ignore the major flaw that is "psychohistory" and enjoy the books*.
Heh, my calculations showed you were going to post that.
Re: Aces! (Score:3, Funny)
> There also exist games where the idea is to figure out the rules.
The most popular being the immersion game called "real life".