Sam & Max Sequel Canceled 401
Pluvius writes "A terse press release from LucasArts, the creator of classic adventure games such as Grim Fandango and the Monkey Island series, reveals that development on Sam & Max: Freelance Police, the planned sequel to Sam & Max Hit the Road, has stopped. Says LucasArts exec Mike Nelson, 'After careful evaluation of current market place realities and underlying economic considerations, we've decided that this was not the appropriate time to launch a graphic adventure on the PC.'" The International House Of Mojo fansite has some editorial comments [original URL] on this move, the second Sam & Max game cancellation in recent years, lamenting: "LucasArts has made a gigantic mistake."
Mike's a dead man (Score:5, Funny)
Cynical me (Score:5, Funny)
After careful evaluation of current market place realities and underlying economic considerations, we've decided that this was not the appropriate time to launch a graphic adventure on the PC.
Read: "George thinks he'll make enough money off of Episode III and the upcoming Star Wars DVD Set. We'll reconsider when he doesn't have pizza grease dribbling down his shirt."
and here I was..... (Score:5, Funny)
i don't think that was healthy for me at that age.
*kicks off high heels*
-m.
LucasArts Executive Says... (Score:5, Funny)
graphic adventure, you say? (Score:5, Funny)
Instead, we plan on releasing a text adventure game for the XBox to really confuse some folks. We're sure you'll love the instuction manual on how to type text using your game pad.
The silver lining here is... (Score:4, Funny)
Monkey Island was a GOOD GAME! (Score:4, Funny)
Sam & Max Visit Monkey Island.
Now THERE'S a game I would buy!
My dream game would be Lucas & Sierra teaming up and releasing a new Kings Quest series. Hey, if banks can merge why not Video Game makers? (Oh wait, they are merging, just not the right talent I guess.)
Re:YOU ARE GODDAMN FUCKING RIGHT I AM!1!1!1 (Score:0, Funny)
apt-get install finger
This is why Linux users are still virgins
Current market place realities (Score:5, Funny)
> underlying economic considerations,
LucasArts is nearly broke and it costs a wagons full of money to develop a current adventure, featuring stunning 2D-graphics and top-of-the-edge anti-aliased text-to-screen synthesisation and multi-single-player no-network support.
And what will we get? (Score:5, Funny)
Who do they think they are? Disney?
Not really cancelled... (Score:5, Funny)
"Where do you keep that gun, Max?"
"None of your damned business, Sam."
Re:You got to be kidding me (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Where are... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You got to be kidding me (Score:5, Funny)
Coming Soon: Star Wars Jedi Knight Armageddon Command and Conquer Delta Force!
We finally see... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It's not a computer-only world anymore. (Score:3, Funny)
Can you say Discworld? I knew you could.
God that game was a nightmare to control on the playstation.
Re:Mike's a dead man (Score:3, Funny)
Re:You got to be kidding me (Score:5, Funny)
"Instead, in theme with everything George Lucas has written since Empire Strikes Back, we've decided to launch a digitally-enhanced text-adventure game featuring that beloved of beloved characters, Jar Jar Binks."
You wake up, alive but disoriented. You are in a dark cave. Your torch flickers wildly.
>strangle self
You can't strangle yourself.
>axe self in the head
You don't have an axe.
>KILL SELF!!!!
You don't see a self.
>Fucking game
Kiss your mother with that mouth?
>burn meesa with torch
As you drop the torch on yourself in your comical, clumsy, stupid, moronic way that isn't particularly funny, it goes out on your flame retardant outfit. Darkness envelops you.
>ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I'm afraid I don't understand that.
>Get ye flask
You can't get ye flask.
>quit
Mwuhahahaha! You can't quit! Welcome to hell. You are Jar Jar. No, wait. You are eaten by a grue.