Two-Headed Ogres Added To World Of Warcraft

An anonymous reader writes "It's official: Blizzard Entertainment is proud to announce that two-headed ogres, each head controlled by a different player, are now a playable race in World of Warcraft, their upcoming PC massively multiplayer online role-playing game. Giving two separate players simultaneous control of a single body, this new race introduces a unique cooperative gaming experience never before attempted. Current beta testers should expect to see these innovative new game mechanics added in the coming weeks."

3-headed Knight

[spooky_nerd]

I'm holding out for the 3-headed Knight option.

At least they didn't lose the source code

[Rappy]

I still can't believe that they lost all of their source code for Starcraft and had to start from scratch!

April Foo--!!

[Hot Soup LD]

(house explodes)

Good advice for anyone

[tbmaddux]

From original article:

Thus, it is important to discuss these external communications internally first to avoid appearing schizophrenic.

Obligatory Monty Python Response.

[Anonymous Coward]

"Halt! Who art thou?"
"He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, who ..."
"Shut up. Oh, nobody really. just passing through."
"What do you want?"
"To fight and ..."
"Shut up. Nothing really. just to pass through, good Sir knight."
"I'm afraid not. This is my bit of the forest. Find your own bit."
"I am a Knight of King Arthur's Round Table. I seek the Holy Grail - Stand aside and let me pass."
"You are a Knight of the Round Table?
"I am."
"Shit."
"In that case I shall have to kill you."
"Shall I?"
"Oh, I don't think so."
"I'm not sure."
"What do I think?"
"I think kill him."

pvp

[Tobias Luetke]

Do i get to pk my better half ?

no i'm talking about wow, im serious !

Re:Two headed ogres?

[macdaddy357]

Two heads isn't enough to have an orgy! That's just normal sex. It takes three or more. By the way, they even spelled it rong.