Half-Life 2 Finally Activated 736
Thomas Scovell writes "After over half a decade of development, stolen source code debacle, a promised deadline that was missed by a year, and a feud between the developer and the publisher that is still in court, Half-Life 2 has finally started to activate for those who have purchased online via Steam online or who grabbed the boxed version at the retailers that let it slip early. Go play!" Reviews are available via Gamespot, Gamespy, HomeLAN Fed, and IGN.
well... (Score:4, Funny)
ahem...
Yeeeeehaaaaaa! (Score:5, Funny)
So much for the rest of this college semester. Between this and Halo2, I'll be lucky if I even come in contact with a female during the next 3 months...
HL2 = HL1 clone (Score:1, Funny)
Glad I passed on getting it now, because I buy games for their gameplay. Once the mods come along and the bargains hit I might consider it.
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Re:No net connection (Score:5, Funny)
I'm not quite sure how you've got first post then ;)
Re:I guess the idiots are happy (Score:3, Funny)
But what about install speeds? (Score:3, Funny)
I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while installing Valve products, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a Valve product that has run faster than its ID counterpart, despite the Valve products faster optimised code. My 486/66 with 8 megs of ram installs windows faster than this 800 mhz machine can do Half-Life at times. From an ease of installation standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that Valve is a "superior" company.
Valve addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a Valve product over other faster, cheaper, more stable games.
Re:Yeeeeehaaaaaa! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yeeeeehaaaaaa! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No net connection (Score:3, Funny)
Re:timezone (Score:5, Funny)
Time to take some leave I think.
Re:Finally some realistic humans (Score:2, Funny)
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/halflife2/scree
I'll say. That one looks exactly like my boss! Oh, wait, I can scroll this picture over a bit...
Re:Yeeeeehaaaaaa! (Score:2, Funny)
Finally (Score:5, Funny)
Opening.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:But what about install speeds? (Score:5, Funny)
i think i found your problem...
try using vi or pico and save approximately 100% of those resources
Why lord why... (Score:5, Funny)
Now I'll be looking over a candle in a romantic restaurant picturing gordon freeman's beardy mug.
I wonder if macdonalds would do...
Re:How's the replayability? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Valve Deserves an Appaluse (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Opening.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yeeeeehaaaaaa! (Score:1, Funny)
Linux (Score:3, Funny)
- Half Live 2: 59$
- Windows: 250$
- Having to repartition harddisk: fuck you.
Even the additional cost of windows (Microsoft-Tax), is very discouraging, but the general behaviour of said operating system raises the cost even more. I can't for instance just install windows on the third disk.
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Cedega Support (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Valve Deserves an Appaluse (Score:2, Funny)
In the meanwhile this -might- provide slight entertainment while waiting for Duke Nukem Forever. Luckily they haven't hyped it.
Re:timezone (Score:2, Funny)
I'm four hundred miles and over a week away from my (obsolete) PC, you insensitive clod!
Trust me to have to have to go on a business trip just before HL2 was released...
Re:timezone (Score:5, Funny)
tell 'em you shit your pants, no-one ever wants to check that one.
sadly I can verify that
WHAT A COINCIDENCE! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Linux (Score:3, Funny)
But hey, at least the Microsoft-Tax is 100$ smaller!
Re:timezone (Score:5, Funny)
6 more hours at work before I can get home. This is going to be the slowest day ever...
Dude, 6 hours is nothing. I accidentally marked the wrong date on my calendar for Half-Life release, and spent Sunday afternoon anticipating it. Midnight came and I was ready to burst, but then I was wondering why it wasn't activated. Then I noticed I was off by 24 hours ;(
Re:Awesome tech support (Score:5, Funny)
Valve's next press release: Valve regretfully announces that Team Fortress 2 has again been delayed due to injuries sustained by our techs during a massive free-for-all brawl. "Bob totally knew that glitch that guy was experiencing with his Gefore 6400 was mine, man. He already got the one with the problem that guy in Iowa had with the crashing during installation, and that was one sweet bug to fix. Bastard."
Re:Yeeeeehaaaaaa! (Score:2, Funny)
Damn and to think I just bought a set of RIMMs!
Re:No net connection (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Steam is taking a pounding.... (Score:3, Funny)
Thanks a freaking lot for shattering my puny human psyche!
Re:Yeeeeehaaaaaa! (Score:5, Funny)
DDR man, DDR gets the chicks.
Yeah, but then their mother goes "What are you doing to my 9 year old daughter!" and it's a whole mess...
Re:Call me an idiot, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Activation went off without a hitch (Score:5, Funny)
That laptop was pretty new when the game was supposed to be released.
Re:The 3 way battle: Halo, Doom, HL (Score:3, Funny)
Sheesh!
Re:The 3 way battle: Halo, Doom, HL (Score:5, Funny)
Barrels (and their sister containers, the crates) are an essential part of any FPS.
One of the canonical pieces of FPS review literature is the Crate Review System [oldmanmurray.com], which measures the time in game until the appearance of the first crate or barrel (StC: Start to Crate).
Dupe? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Valve Deserves an Appaluse (Score:5, Funny)
I agree. id meticulously designed one map, and then used it for the first 20 levels of the game.
Re:GORDON FREEMAN DIES in hl2 (Score:3, Funny)
A graphical timeline of my HL2 experience (Score:3, Funny)
6:17 am unlocking game and taking a shower =O
6: 45 am half life 2 logo comes up =)
6: 46 am menu screen =..)
6:50 am starts a new game =D
6:52 am starts playing =..D
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
7:30 am craps his pants =|
8:02 am takes another shower and gets ready to go to work =(
9:32 am posts on slashdot
Re:Wow.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Valve Deserves an Appaluse (Score:3, Funny)
On behalf of the women... (Score:3, Funny)
On behalf of all the women at this guy's college: Thank you Half Life 2, thank you Halo 2.
Hahahaha (Score:5, Funny)
Oh wait... maybe it's not slashdot, I suppose it's *MAYBE* possible it's the million people trying to download multimegabyte files to activate HL2?
Naaa... gotta be slashdot.
Motion sickness cure + enhanced game experience (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Read the requirements... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Finally some realistic humans (Score:2, Funny)
God it sucks (Score:2, Funny)
I've been robbed. Seriously. $55 plus tax, and I can't even take the damn thing back to the store, BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK.
Why this piece of crap didn't come on a DVD I simply don't know.
DOOM3 worked flawlessly out of the box with no need to mess with any of the settings. I suppose it was too much to assume that Valve, with one game under its belt, could actually make a second game that worked.
I am so seriously ticked off by this worthless piece of crap.
Re:Finally (Score:3, Funny)
HL2 ... TF2? (Score:1, Funny)