Clinton To Take On Rockstar

Hillary Clinton, protector of the innocent, has vowed to see an FTC investigation launched against Rockstar because of the 'Hot Coffee' sex mod (already under investigation by the ESRB). From the Gamespot article: "...following recent reports revealing that the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas has graphic pornographic content which may be unlocked by following instructions on the Internet, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton will hold a press conference to discuss legislative solutions to keep inappropriate video game content out of the hands of young people."

ARGH! Okay...seriously...it's already rated M. It's out of the hands of children. If Rockstar actually left the content in that wasn't the smartest thing they've ever done, but it's not like they killed a puppy.

meanwhile

[AtariAmarok]

meanwhile, Bill works feverishly to open the sex game in GTA before Hillary puts a stop to it altogether.

Naked Sims, film at 11

[jon787]

Not investigating Maxis over The Sims Nude Patch [google.com]

INCONCEIVABLE!

Re:legislative solutions?

[AtariAmarok]

"So wtf is the problem), but more on her husband, who seems to be slipping his dick in stranger's mouths..."

The way this is worded, it is like you are complaining about something that happened to you at a campaign rally years back.

Boo for sex

[FidelCatsro]

Sex is a clearly dangerous and malevolent thing that needs wiped from our society.
If nobody had sex , then pretty soon (about 100 years tops ), then their would be no crime , No poverty , no overcrowding , no more poloution , many animals species would be allowed to thrive.
I clap my hands for Hillary Clitnon , and support her cause to wipe out Humanity .
Security Welfare ,Senator Clinton .
(/sarcasm)

What happened to the village?

[lbmouse]

Clinton will hold a press conference to discuss legislative solutions to keep inappropriate video game content out of the hands of young people.

Isn't that the parents' responsibility?

I don't want the government raising my children. It was bad enough when Clinton wanted a village to do it... I definitely don't want a bunch of bureaucrats to do it unless they want to come over to change dirty diapers and clean up puke.

Re:What happened to the village?

[bleaknik]

I pay enough in taxes, I think they should provide those services. While they're at it, the pipework in my house need replacing, my garage needs cleaning, and my car needs an oil change...

Re:I like hillary

[Cornflake917]

"I would hope that the government is more informed and intelligent than than I am."

Fortunately, I don't think it's that hard to be smarter than me.

Re:Maybe

[AtariAmarok]

"He's bitter "

Ewww! That is much more than I wanted to know!

Re:Common sence ?

[ildon]

We have it. We just call it common *sense*.

Re:Thanks Hillary

[Blakey Rat]

I must be the 912,291th person on Slashdot *alone* to have pointed out this rather obvious fact.

And yet they still get modded up as insightful every goddamned time...

Strange turn of events

[BlightThePower]

I was of the understanding the Mrs Clinton was rather good at overlooking sexual escapades right under her nose.

Re:meanwhile

[E Galois]

Hillary just better hope Bill doesn't unlock the "hot intern" inappropriate intimate relationship mod...

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"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." -- Robin Williams (on Clinton/Lewinsky affair)