Microsoft Aims for Hack-Proof 360 134
jondaw writes "The BBC is reporting that "Microsoft plans to make its next generation games console, the Xbox 360, as difficult as possible to hack...There are going to be levels of security in this box that the hacker community has never seen before...I'm sure sooner or later someone will work out how to circumvent security. But the way we have done the design doesn't mean that it will work on somebody else's machine.""
This must be... (Score:5, Funny)
Just keep it up (Score:5, Funny)
Real security (Score:5, Funny)
The kernel software will, of course, be protected with poor coding that is nigh impossible to navigate.
The box will be made out of the rare metal Adamantium infused with trace particles of kryptonite. Virtully unbreakable, and protected against any Kryptonian hackers.
But the most important security measure of all: Microsoft plans on installing at least half a dozen starving, crazed weasels that will attack anyone who succeeds in opening their boxes.
Working Definition (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe what Microsoft is saying is that when your Xbox 360 becomes a DDOSing zombie, they will replace it for free*.
*postage paid by end user. Please include a stamped, self-addressed return box. 350 dollar processing fee required. Void in New York, California, and anywhere else those linux loving hippies live.
Was is the green or red wire? (Score:5, Funny)
In a basement in the Midwest...
Hacker1: According to the diagram we are supposed pull the firing pin without shifting it's center of gavity or otherwise the mercury will hit the electrodes on the C4.
Hacker2: Ok. *click* *beep* *beep* *beep* Oh crap! You didn't say anything about a presure plate.
Hacker1: Quick. Cut the wire to the right of the power supply.
Hacker2: Ok. Oh double crap!
Hacker1: What?
Hacker2: There are two wires!
Hacker1: Well just cut one for christ sakes!
Hacker2: Here goes nothing! *clips* *beeping stops* *phew*
Hacker1: Finally... No we put the rom chip here... *xbox starts spewing green smoke*
Hacker2: Oh fark! *coughs* It the posion gas!
Hacker1: *coughs* Does this mean we *coughs* voided the warranty?
Re:As a wise man once said to me : (Score:2, Funny)
undo it.
Re:This must be... (Score:5, Funny)
More like the *triple* dog dare.
Re:As a wise man once said to me : (Score:2, Funny)
Just a though.
what they really mean is... (Score:3, Funny)
can't be done. (Score:3, Funny)
That reminds me of a joke from a bad movie (Score:5, Funny)
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Not everything can be undone.
So I guess the question is, will the XBOX 360 be more like a lightbulb or a pregnant woman?
Re:The Only Secure System (Score:3, Funny)