Jack Thompson Rescinds Offer 430
Goalmaster3000 writes to tell us Joystiq.com is reporting that Jack Thompson has rescinded his offer of a $10,000 donation to charity if a video game were made to fit his model. Recently a group of GTA modders cooked up a scenario to fit the bill but apparently Thompson is claiming that his piece 'A Modest Video Game Proposal' was intended as satire that the video game community was not bright enough to grasp. Perhaps Thompson was just afraid he was going to have to sue himself? Update: 10/17 20:02 GMT by SM: It appears that the Penny Arcade crew has taken the next step by donating the promised $10,000... in Jack Thompson's name.
Wait wait wait (Score:5, Funny)
Negation of a negative (Score:5, Funny)
Ah, the irony!
Idiot (Score:5, Funny)
Backfire (Score:5, Funny)
Ah yes. (Score:5, Funny)
MAN 1: I am going to kill you and rape your family!
MAN 2:
MAN 1: What, don't you know satire when you hear it? You have no sense of humor at all. Idiot.
Typo (Score:5, Funny)
Off course it was satire (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Idiot (Score:2, Funny)
Dude! You have a machine gun and you're going to let us all shoot it? Awesome! Thanks, dude!
Re:I can believe it. (Score:5, Funny)
Curiously, this sentence is just as accurate with improper punctuation...
Re:Depends on Performance (Score:5, Funny)
In my line of work, an "e-stop" (Emergency Stop) usually means that a potentially dangerous machine just got shut down in a hurry to prevent damage. This frequently involves a bright red, mushroom shaped button, prominently placed on a console or control panel. It is really too bad that we can't E-Stop the average malfunctioning attorney the same way:
Citizen 1: "Whoa, Bob! That Jack dude is running wild again!"
Citizen 2: "Quick, hit the estop!"
Re:Debate insults indicate a loss. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Ugh (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, and pigs can fly. Keyword here: LAWYER. Nuther keywords: NO CONTRACT. Um, satire. Yeah, it may be satire that no GTA-loving audience would get, or it may be that all of the responses were similarly satire, but you just have to figure a lawyer without a contract has to be joking.
---Bruce
Re:Typo (Score:3, Funny)
Your username is a hint I guess.
Re:Wait wait wait (Score:5, Funny)
Seen on tombstone:
Comment by a passerby:
Slight correction....penny-arcade. (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2002-10
Re:Ugh (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, right. If this has taught me anything it is that you will rescind your offer later and say it was satire....
After all, if a lawyer doesn't stand by his word, who will ?!?
Now I finally understand! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Jack Thompson Is A World-class Asshole (Score:5, Funny)
Jack Thompson is a third-rate asshole, at best.
Re:This man is a moron (Score:3, Funny)
Brain: Defend ourselves against Jack Thompson, and then try to take over the world.
Pinky: Do we have enough time for both?
Brain: Pinky, even you, with your severe mental and social limitations, could defeat Thompson in less than an hour. Together, especially if you keep quiet, it will be five minutes, tops. Then we will take over the world, via my latest mod for GTA.
Re:DON'T CONTACT HIM! (Score:3, Funny)
Cease And Desist! (Score:3, Funny)
Your reference to my tombstone is a clear, and actionable threat of death. Please remove it from the website "www.slashpoint.com" at once or I will pursue legal action and criminal charges against you, the owners of the website, and John Carmack.
Jack Thompson
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New York State Attorney's Office
Federal Bureau of Investigation
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