Nintendo & McDonalds Providing WiFi 296
redemtionboy writes "According to IGN, "Nintendo of America on Tuesday will announce a groundbreaking partnership with Wi-Fi provider Wayport to make available free Internet access to DS owners at McDonald's restaurants across the nation." " There are so many potential jokes here that I'm gonna just leave it to you guys to make your own.
Jokes? (Score:5, Funny)
WiFi from McDonald's? (Score:5, Funny)
Typical order (Score:1, Funny)
[customer] I will have a number 1 combo with a Coke, please
[17-year old cashier] Would you like to supersize your Wi-Fi Connection for only 2.99$?
Obesity (Score:5, Funny)
War-porking anyone? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:If... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Jokes? (Score:5, Funny)
Can America get any fatter? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:If... (Score:5, Funny)
The biggest joke (Score:5, Funny)
a truly sad day (Score:3, Funny)
Now: Take children to Mcdonalds and give them Big Mac combo, then let them surf..
The world is slowly getting so fat it's going to spin out of orbit..
Re:WiFi from McDonald's? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Can America get any fatter? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Greasy (Score:2, Funny)
Forget about the "potential jokes" (Score:3, Funny)
A) Hack your Nintendogs to introduce new behavior in online play, viz., your NintendRhodesianRidgeback runs down and eats NintendChihuahuas and McToyPoodles.
Packet Injection attacks to replace Mario with something, uh, a little less "Kid-friendly" (play fair now)
Evil messages: "Billy, this is the happy leprachaun. Put your bigmac in mommy's purse".
The possibilities are endless!
Re:Jokes? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Jokes? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Obesity (Score:1, Funny)
It would just be kind of cool (Score:3, Funny)
Will they offer both regular and diet WIFI?
Translation (Score:2, Funny)
Translation: I am so lame that I can't even come up with a joke, but there has got to be at least one.
The End (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The End (Score:3, Funny)
And, if my digestive system is par for the course when faced with a large McDonald's meal, with thunderous flatulence.
Re:Obesity (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This won't last (Score:2, Funny)
By taken more seriously, I mean by an older audience and more mature themes (maybe not their intention). Related to this recent
Or maybe it's not related at all:
So either way I'm playing Monkey Ball with my g/f and having a real meal. *shrug*
Ok, I'll bite (Score:5, Funny)
Help! My PC is 0wn3d by the Hamburgler!
or
Mayor McCheese just busted me for stealing music!
DDR Competitions (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:2, Funny)
because there are these little organisms called kids, and mcdonald's markets to them quite heavily. in the suburbs, most mcdonalds' have a mini playground called a "playplace", and kids can have a lot of fun in them. in some ways, it's better than a park because the parents can sit back and have a cup of coffee while watching their kids play. i can totally see my older son (9yrs old) playing his ds with another random kid that happens to be there with his ds while my youngest son (4yrs) runs around in the playplace with all the smaller tikes. me? i can enjoy a cup of coffee while i watch the boys play.
of course, some slashdotters may not fully realize the concept of kids, as a prerequisite for having one is sex.
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:5, Funny)