Loyalists Preserve Past Through Text-Only Games 399
Carl Bialik from the WSJ writes "'You are at the edge of a clearing with an impressive view of the mountains. A trail splits off toward some standing stones to the southwest, while the main road emerges from the forest to the east and continues westward down the hill, via a series of switchbacks.' So begins 'A New Life' (downloadable from here), part of a group of game hobbyists going back to text-only basics. They try to keep the genre alive by posting their titles online for free and meeting in chat rooms dedicated to the craft, the Wall Street Journal Online reports. 'Console games are demanding,' says Mike Snyder, a 33-year-old computer programmer in Wichita, Kan. 'With text games, you can sit there at the prompt, go make a sandwich, then come back and play more.'"
d'oh (Score:5, Funny)
What fun (Score:5, Funny)
> get up
You can't get up, it's dark.
> turn on light
You turn on the lamp.
> get up
You can't get up. You've got a headache from that hangover.
> look in pockets
While you look in pockets, your house is demolished by a bulldozer.
Try Again?[y/n]
#$@@#$! That's the third time in a row! !@#%!#@ text games!
You are in a twisty maze of comments (Score:4, Funny)
This is a game I could play (Score:1, Funny)
Now if it told me to grab a beer while I was up I'd be addicted to playing.
Text mode Quake, anyone? (Score:5, Funny)
Copyright (c) 1991-2001. All rights reserved.
West of steaming pit of hell
You are standing in an open room west of a steaming pit of hell leading down.
There is a gun here.
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Like the Amish (Score:5, Funny)
WTF? (Score:1, Funny)
It's called the Pause button. Frickin' old people..
Re:Love text adventures (Score:5, Funny)
Re:d'oh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:d'oh (Score:3, Funny)
I hope not.
Re:d'oh (Score:5, Funny)
> WHAT IS A GRUE?
Re:d'oh (Score:4, Funny)
Re:d'oh (Score:5, Funny)
It was much worse in my case, I took a bathroom break and came back to find that my SANDWICH was eaten by a grue.
Re:hmmm... (Score:4, Funny)
Slashdot as a text game ... (Score:5, Funny)
> Surf to
Page Loads - no recent stories
> Reload 7,512 times
A new story pops up
> Click on the story
Nothing to see here - move along
> Reload 389 times
You see the new story
> Write pithy First Post comment - hit Submit
Comment accepted - 8/8
> Reload page
Your comment is gibberish because you didn't preview it
> Reload page again
Comment moderated to -1 as Troll
> Change race to Elf
Change not accepted - you are now permanently cursed as a Troll.
Re:You are in a twisty maze of comments (Score:1, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Must have been written in Java then.
Re:Love text adventures (Score:5, Funny)
Please tell me that when you first met a native English-speaker, you did not greet them with 'Hello sailor'...
Re:Text mode Quake, anyone? (Score:3, Funny)
> nw
Welcome to the World of Slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
>_
Re:Love text adventures (Score:5, Funny)
You must be a lot of fun around the office.
"Hey, which way is it to the bathroom in this building?"
"Get up; go left; y; y; door; light; use stall."
"Uh... thanks."
Re:d'oh (Score:2, Funny)
Of course you do!
Re:WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, "TEXTMODE QUAKE"? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, "TEXTMODE QUAKE"? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:d'oh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:d'oh (Score:3, Funny)
"I am Galstaf, Sorcerer of Light!"
"I cast Magic Missile at the darkness!"
Re:d'oh (Score:4, Funny)
I have to quit smoking herb....
Re:You are in a twisty maze of comments (Score:4, Funny)
Re:d'oh (Score:5, Funny)
Oh Man... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:d'oh (Score:3, Funny)
> MOD -1 TROLL WITH NASTY KNIFE
Re:Can't Belive nobodys mentioned... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:d'oh (Score:4, Funny)
Specify unknown object by cursor? [ynq] (q) n
Specify what? (type the word) Grue
I don't have any information on those things.
And a good thing this is.. Can you imagine grues in Nethack?
Re:What fun (Score:5, Funny)
A hollow voice says "Plugh" (Score:3, Funny)
Just what I'm looking for (Score:3, Funny)
And that's the kind of excitement I'm looking for.
Not only text games (Score:3, Funny)
I do this in WoW all the time. Hit 'Stealth'. Go make a sandwich, etc. Come back, and I'm still stealthed. In the unlikely event (mostly depending on where I am when I go afk) that I die, I can just resurrect. Sure I'm out a few silver for repairs, but at least I have a sandwich!
It certainly is... (Score:3, Funny)