So how fun is that fiber-reinforced polymer bridge in Wisconsin?

Ohhhhh no. You won't get me to RTFA by refusing to post witty comments.

Nice try.

Magnetogravitaional Space Crafts?

"...a toothpaste that turns kids' mouths bright pink until they've brushed for 30 seconds."

If there's one things kids HATE, it's bright pink mouths...
One of the more bizarre products I've heard of. Should do well in Japan.

Well Tacoma had a bridge that gave people quite a ride a few years back. Maybe they're just waiting for a windy day?

I rate it an 8/10.

Then Sony's new Rootkit with DRM goodness should get a prize in 2005. It helped dozens or thousands of WoW cheaters to evade The Warden. Now that's cutting edge gaming technology!

?? As opposed to colored military-grade bubbles.

Yeah, but wonderful technologies like this can be used for good, evil, and gross. From the article:

the temporary washable color may soon show up in other products, including a bathroom wipe that leaves a momentary trail of color to show you where you've cleaned,

Great. Ass dye. We have attained the singularity. [wikipedia.org]

?? As opposed to colored military-grade bubbles.

Those must be the ones they used to use on The Prisoner.

I would mod you funny (I am an old PF fan) but alas lost all my mod points to a clahd in dragon poker.

Never sing this song around a girl. I did that once, I got a slap in the face, for obvious reasons..