Fear of Girls, a D&D Documentary 452
FhnuZoag writes "Google Video is hosting the short film 'Fear of Girls', written and directed by Ryan Wood. The film is a hilarious 'documentary' dealing with a pair of self-declared elite table-top roleplayers. The film has already appeared at a variety of fringe events, but here's a chance to see it for free and online from a server that probably can survive a slashdotting." Allright, so it's not that funny, but since I'm off to play D&D this afternoon, it tickled me.
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Re:Fear of girls?! (Score:5, Funny)
If a man would roleplay a woman in WoW, he'll end up rich, in a big guild with TONS of friends. A friend of mine tried this stint in EQ, people would use to give him items and gold because they thought he was a real woman.
Re:Fear of girls?! (Score:2, Funny)
Just like the real world then eh?. Women might complain about descrimination and all but there's no denying when it comes to finances, they''re far better off because of what they can get from men with little or no effort. Sucks to be a guy in this age.
my experiences with AD&D (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure that some of you won't believe me, or will think that I'm lying, but it happened to me. My story was actually made into the made-for-tv movie "Mazes and Monsters".
It's a dark, dark path to go down, and one I suggest you avoid.
Re:Pretty Damn Good Quality (Score:5, Funny)
The part about high school reminded me of a thing I read in Dragon Magazine about making an RPG version of real life, where all the players tried to design themselves as characters and pick stats they saw as reasonable. I imagine there'd be a severe shortage of Charisma in that party.
Re:my experiences with AD&D (Score:5, Funny)
Did it work?
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Talk about sexy (Score:5, Funny)
The title is misleading... (Score:5, Funny)
Re: my experiences with AD&D (Score:3, Funny)
Well, if you had more Wis you would have known to play a Paladin rather than a mage, so that when the chips were down you could dice Satan up with your +19 Holy Sword of Demon Slicing, and thus not succumbed to evil.
Also, girls greatly prefer us manly Fighter types to you nerdy Wizard types, so there.
Re:I hate this (Score:5, Funny)
Re:my experiences with AD&D (Score:3, Funny)
This is a common mistake. Please do not forget that feather fall spell only acts on characters which have a very large piece of cloth attached by ropes to their shoulders. This was sadly omitted from the manual.
Also, feather fall only affects your downward movement and if you push off too much you can still crash into the neighboring building.
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Summoner Geeks (Score:2, Funny)
Reminds me of the "Summoner Geeks" video that Violition Inc inserted after the credits in Summoner,
http://www.devilducky.com/media/6024/ [devilducky.com]
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Re:eh, it was just OK (Score:3, Funny)
Worst... film... evar.
Re:The title is misleading... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:my experiences with AD&D (Score:4, Funny)
Umm. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The title is misleading... (Score:5, Funny)
Half-females you say? I can't find a box on my character sheet for that. Is that anything like a half-elf? I'm wondering because the results of my web searches for "half-female" are a little disturbing.
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Re:CmdrTaco == Fucking Dork (Score:3, Funny)
That would be vorpal blade, and it goes snicker snack.
Re:Fear of girls?! (Score:5, Funny)
My reasoning is, if I have to look at some video game character's ass for hours at a time, it's not going to be a man's.
Spell: Fear of Girls (Score:5, Funny)
Level: 1
Description: The caster gains +10 protection from all Charm effects and +5 bonus to Charisma checks from female characters. The components required are 5 mod points on Slashdot. The casting time varies depending on how fast the player's computer can boot when he arrives home Friday night. Once the OS is loaded, an invisible social shield will slowly form around the caster which lasts 48 hours. This shield protects the caster from answering the occasional phone call from Chaotic/Evil Warriors and Rogues that may invite him to go out during the weekend with vague ambitions of getting laid tonight. It may break at any time if the computer is left unattended for more than 30 minutes (the caster may be granted cumulative +1hrs grace periods per visit to the mystical porn elf). When protected by the shield, the caster is immune to any afterthoughts from realizing the last time he has spoken to a girl for more than two minutes was five years ago and that it was answering a survey over the phone - and can thus focus on the careful study of his spellbook undisturbed.
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Re:CmdrTaco == Fucking Dork (Score:2, Funny)
How offensive! Do you have any concept of how difficult it is to be born a Fagtassian? Even a mixed-blood Fagtassian realy takes it up...you know where. I met one once, and although I was generally repulsed, I remained polite, didn't threaten him or call him nasty names.
It's people like you, sir, who are ruining it for all those poor Fagtassians.
Re:Fear of girls?! (Score:5, Funny)
Even more surprising, 100% of Elves in World of Warcraft are played by Humans!
Re:druid grace... heh heh... (Score:3, Funny)
And Remember.. (Score:3, Funny)
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P.
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http://www.sexylosers.com/216.html [sexylosers.com]
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The stereotype that all men do nothing but stare at breasts all day is interesting - am I the only one that doesn't?
Re:Fear of girls?! (Score:5, Funny)
Assuming you are straight: yes.
Re:Fear of girls?! (Score:3, Funny)
That's because we are a rare breed. It took me nearly sixteen years to reach level ten. Most give up before they reach level three...
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Re:my experiences with AD&D (Score:5, Funny)
This is quite insightful. The same thing happened to my cousin. His mom tried to take away his copy of Grand Theft Auto thinking it was ruining his life but she didn't realize he was really a powerful mob boss who just liked playing the game because it reminded him of his job.
TW
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Which means that those who don't believe in evolution are better at it. I wonder if this is an instance of cosmic irony...
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That way on the cut scenes I get to 'check out a hot chick.'
I have no sense of the idea that I am actually this person while playing...it is just that I would rather watch a woman, than a man.
(No, I am not trying to hide some sort of latent homosexuality by making this post...I really do like to watch women...but there is nothing sweeter than caressing a man's hairy ass-cheeks...now THAT my friends is HOT)