Duke Nukem Forever in Production 428
An anonymous reader writes "Like that fungus under your keyboard, Duke Nukem Forever never really seems to go away. Well in the latest installment in unsubstantiated DNF rumors it appears that the game is finally in production. Via Joystiq "everyone's favorite vaporware is "in full production" according to George Broussard, co-founder of 3D Realms. In an interview with 1up, towards the end, Broussard chats about the status of Duke Nukem Forever, the unfortunately-apt title to the game over a decade in development."
Anticipation... Anticipayaytion... (Score:1, Funny)
- Greg
read this somewhere (Score:5, Funny)
Only available on the Phantom! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:read this somewhere (Score:1, Funny)
Microsoft came out with a secure OS within the timeframe DNF was developed.
Oh wait.
Re:Anticipation... Anticipayaytion... (Score:5, Funny)
Wait, hold on a minute now...
Mourning (Score:5, Funny)
A joke that has been a stedfast for many an aspiring Troll and Humorist alike .
Like BSD before it , Duke Nukem forever jokes are now dead.
We all hope for a swift passing into the land of the dead , Also we hope that Frist psot and Soviet Russia jokes to follow soon... to um keep you company in the land of dead jokes.
Development (Score:4, Funny)
Re:read this somewhere (Score:5, Funny)
Wrong article title (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Anticipation... Anticipayaytion... (Score:1, Funny)
Waiting for Duke Nukem Forever
You should have said: Duke Nukem Wait Forever.
Re:Duke Nukem Forever (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In other news.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:In other news.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mixed Signals (Score:5, Funny)
They were planning to do character models but decided against it at the very last moment, so they were almost being done.
Yes, guns are finished; they're through with the whole guns thing, had enough of them, they're finished, gone, out of the game.
Further bad news.... (Score:3, Funny)
NOOOOooo.... (Score:2, Funny)
This will lead to the end of the world as we know it.
I'm scared, really scared....
Incorrect punctuation (Score:3, Funny)
Duke Nukem - Forever in Production
Re:I thought... (Score:3, Funny)
They have UML, use cases, entity relationship diagrams, dataflow diagrams, and a requirement what makes the Bible look like a short story.
It's the waterfall development model of justice.
Re:Duke's Chinese Democracy (Score:5, Funny)
WTF, Axl is gay??!??
You're 2 months early (Score:5, Funny)
System requirements (Score:5, Funny)
IBM PC Pentium 200 or higher
Windows 95 or higher
32MB of RAM
4X CD-ROM drive
Sound Blaster 16 or Compatible
Optional: 3dfx Voodoo 2
Re:Mixed Signals (Score:5, Funny)
This game is going to be a damn sight weirder than I thought.
Stuart
Fungus? WTF? (Score:3, Funny)
I fucking hate comedians.
Maybe they were waiting for nostalgia to kick in? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Mourning (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Anticipation... Anticipayaytion... (Score:5, Funny)
All species other than the Tau'ri (Humans from Earth) are stupid.
Think about it. How could a small secret organization become a major player in the universe in a matter of years? Why do Goa'uld soldiers walk around in big noisy metal uniforms that make them easy to locate and easy to see, yet provide no protection against even handguns? How come no one else has an iris?
The answer is simple: everyone else is stupid! After that, the absurdly predictable behavior of the Goa'uld becomes perfectly clear.
Re:Duke Nukem Forever (Score:5, Funny)
Re:System requirements (Score:2, Funny)
guess i'll have to upgrade...
Trivial to port to PSP (Score:3, Funny)
Those system requirements match the PSP rawther well. Should we be expecting a port? Or will 3DRealms downscale the design to the Nintendo DS in order to take advantage of the system's keyboard-and-mouse-like touch screen setup?
Re:In other news.. (Score:2, Funny)
unlikely combination (Score:3, Funny)
Seriously I think Lucifer may have left the air-con on high.
Re:Mourning (Score:5, Funny)
Netcraft confirms it. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Mourning (Score:2, Funny)
I think you mean:
Re:Only available on the Phantom! (Score:5, Funny)
In triathlons, DNF stands for... (Score:3, Funny)
Riiiiiiiight (Score:3, Funny)
Careful with your capitalisation: (Score:3, Funny)
forever in production.
[D.Nukem Voice] HOLY COW [/D.Nukem Voice] (Score:3, Funny)