How the Wiimote Works 135
The New York Times' 'How it Works' series touches on a remote with a twist: the Nintendo Wiimote. The article describes the micron-sized machines that make it work, displays cut-away graphics of the little white marvel, and rounds out the discussion with a breakdown of where the tech came from. From the article: "The controller's most-talked-about feature is the capacity to track its own relative motion. This enables players to do things like steer a car by twisting the remote in the air or moving a game character by tilting the remote down or up. 'This represents a fabulous example of the consumerization of MEMS,' the tiny devices known as micro-electro-mechanical systems, said Benedetto Vigna, general manager of the MEMS unit at STMicroelectronics, a leading maker of the accelerometers embedded in the controllers. (Nintendo itself declined to talk about the controllers' inner workings.) He said the motion sensors, using the technology that activates vehicle air bags, can accurately sense three axes of acceleration: up and down, left to right, and forward and backward."
Wait... (Score:5, Funny)
Air bags? Perfect! (Score:5, Funny)
Nintendo is using their wiimote technology to determine when the wiimote flies from the users hand, and will now deploy an airbag before striking your HDTV.
Please return your wiimote for the new version with the wiirbag.
only three axis? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Wait... (Score:3, Funny)
You might want to have your sarcasm detector checked.
Re:Wait... (Score:3, Funny)
simplified "how it works" (Score:5, Funny)
I thought the Wiimote worked like this:
If you see a monster, throw the Wiimote directly at the monster. Depending on your aim, the monster will die in a shower of bright sparks and crackly noises, or the monster will hurl various objects back at you such as books, chunks of plaster, ceiling fan blades, or your little brother's eyeball.
Imagine the possibilities (Score:3, Funny)
No disassemble!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wait... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Air bags? Perfect! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Wait... (Score:5, Funny)
That's why they should have called it something super-awesome like Axis of Threevil.
Re:Not troll (Score:4, Funny)
That's not very nice. I mean they named you as "Person of the Year" after all, didn't they?
Re:Not troll (Score:3, Funny)
Re:only three axis? (Score:3, Funny)
But the latter might be more appealing to people whom like to watch FOX News etc. "The Wii gives you motion tracking, but does it give you FREEDOM?"
Then again, Americans might object to getting their freedom from Japan...