Jack Thompson Responds to Take Two Suit 131
interactive_civilian writes "Jack Thompson has personally replied to ArsTechnica regarding their coverage of the lawsuit from TakeTwo. Really, it's best for Jack to speak for himself: 'I have been praying, literally, that Take-Two and its lawyers would do something so stupid, so arrogant, so dumb, even dumber than what they have to date done, that such a misstep would enable me to destroy Take-Two. With the filing of this SLAPP lawsuit last week, my prayers are finally answered. This lawsuit, filed in US District Court for the Southern District of Florida, is, without a doubt, the single dumbest thing I have ever seen any lawyers do in my thirty years of practicing law--while in continuous good standing to do so with The Florida Bar, I might add, the shock radio and video game industry's efforts notwithstanding.'"
No truth to rumors (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is this a man or a foil? (Score:3, Funny)
God's Legal Team (Score:3, Funny)
In all seriousness, I think Jack should move to Topeka with Fred. With the two of them together, I think we can justify the use of nuclear weapons on American citizens. Just two of them. It would so be worth it.
Re:Hoax? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wow.. I mean... wow (Score:5, Funny)
WOW! (Score:2, Funny)
OMG, I'm like the most religious person ever with my raiding guild! Quick! To Blackwing Lair! For Justice! For Freedom! For Jesus!
Man, I couldn't even TYPE that with a straight face!
Don Quixote (Score:5, Funny)
I me15ter on the ars discussion puts it best, so i quote his quote here:
Re:Define Good Standing (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, and the psychiatric profession is still reeling from the blow to the credibility of their sanity test. They continue to look for the solution to what they call "The Thompson Erroneous Sane Diagnosis Anomaly" or just "The Thompson Anomaly".
Re:Written by God? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:WTF? (Score:4, Funny)
Won't someone think of the children!?
Re:Lawyers praying? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Is this a man or a foil? (Score:5, Funny)
Also, while I was on Wikipedia, I found out that Sinbad had died.
Re:Written by God? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Question (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Question (Score:5, Funny)
Re:WOW! (Score:5, Funny)
But then he did say, "Into your hands I commit my spirit", which would indicate he instantly released. If that's the case, I guess the corpse run was just a really long one. Having them move the body into a sealed tomb probably didn't help, although he might have been in range to rez outside.
I'm sorry God, don't smite me. I haven't hit level 60 yet!
Re:JT missed a quote in his letter (Score:5, Funny)
Jack Thompson knows dumb (Score:3, Funny)
Listen to the man - if anyone knows stupid moves, it's Jack.
Re:March 23, 2007 (Score:1, Funny)
Jack sure will be surprised when his prediction comes true, and he's stuck here with all us other sinners to suffer the torment of the Tribulation. How ironic.
Re:No truth to rumors (Score:3, Funny)
LK
Re:Question (Score:1, Funny)
My dad, who is a lawyer, calls them "paralegals"