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Posted by ScuttleMonkey on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @06:43PM from the try-not-to-get-laughed-out-of-court-again dept.

An anonymous reader writes to mention that Jack Thompson, in his latest bout of zealotry, has set his sights on Microsoft for their recent release of Halo 3. GameAlmighty has posted the letter to Bill Gates. "Here's the deal, Mr. Gates: Either Microsoft undertakes dramatic, real steps, through its marketing, wholesale, and retail operations to assure that Halo 3 is not sold, via the Internet and in stores, directly to anyone under 17, or I shall proceed to make sure that Microsoft is held to that standard by appropriate legal means. I have done that before successfully as to Best Buy, and I shall do so again as to Microsoft and all retailers of Halo 3."

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May fools? (Score:5, Funny)

by EmperorKagato ( 689705 ) * writes: <sakamura@gmail.com> on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @06:45PM (#19245793) Homepage Journal

April fools was last month.

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Time to sell your shares in the ISS... (Score:5, Funny)

by Control Group ( 105494 ) * writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @06:45PM (#19245795) Homepage

...because the low Earth orbit clutter problem just got a lot worse with all the pigs up there.

I mean, they must be, since I'm going to be rooting for Microsoft to win a lawsuit.

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Destroy Jack (Score:5, Funny)

by jnguy ( 683993 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @06:46PM (#19245803) Homepage

I never thought I would root for Microsoft, but I hope they destroy Jack Thompson.

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Geez, who do you root for? (Score:5, Funny)

by MS-06FZ ( 832329 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @06:46PM (#19245805) Homepage Journal

Who do you root for in a case like this? I mean, I don't always approve of Microsoft. And Thompson, well... ...I take it back. Go Microsoft! Wipe the floor with this punk!

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God has bad aim (Score:5, Funny)

by mendax ( 114116 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @06:47PM (#19245819)

I think that God was trying to blast Jack Thompson with his lightning bolts and got Jerry Fallwell instead. A pity.

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I will not be happy (Score:5, Funny)

by Jackass Thompson ( 932628 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @06:48PM (#19245831)

I will not be happy until every last video game is banned. Video games are the cause of all of society's problems. Stop creating them, you godless hackers.

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Best Buy (Score:1, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @06:50PM (#19245859)

Yeah, thanks Jack. I really appreciate having to drive all the way to Best Buy (~30m) just so my 16 year old son can go buy Quake 4.

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Question: (Score:3, Funny)

by Greyfox ( 87712 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @06:51PM (#19245887) Homepage Journal

Who wins in a deathmatch between Jack Thompson and Bill Gates?
Answer: Humanity.
It'd make a good video game...
I don't seem to recall there being an actual law saying that you couldn't sell AO games to minors. Isn't it just a guideline?

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OK, I'm confused (Score:5, Funny)

by FlyByPC ( 841016 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @06:53PM (#19245899) Homepage

The enemy of my enemy is my friend, right?

...so who do I root for here?

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Hey Jack, ... (Score:2, Funny)

by mycroft822 ( 822167 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @06:53PM (#19245903)

...stick a plasma grenade up your arse!

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Re:Fuck Jack Thompson (Score:5, Funny)

by normuser ( 1079315 ) * writes: <normuser@whyisthishere.com> on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @06:57PM (#19245949) Homepage Journal

Fuck Jack Thompson

I wouldnt, who knows where that things been.

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by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @06:59PM (#19245967)

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Don't believe it... (Score:5, Funny)

by Jeff Carr ( 684298 ) writes: <slashdot.com@jeffcar r . info> on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:01PM (#19245987) Homepage

Jack Thompson's goal isn't to prevent Halo 3 sales.

It's quite clearly to get himself and Microsoft's lawyers in the same room at the same time. That much concentrated evil will surely create a gateway to hell and let through all the imps, pain elementals, and cyberdemons. Then his purpose for preventing people kids from playing Doom will become clear as his armies rampage unhindered and he begins his thousand year reign over all the nations of the earth!

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Re:May fools? (Score:5, Funny)

by bobo mahoney ( 1098593 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:04PM (#19246031) Homepage

Wouldn't Jack Thompson say that was caused by playing too many violent video games?

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Oh my God. (Score:5, Funny)

by adam.dorsey ( 957024 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:11PM (#19246109)

He just kicked the 800-pound gorilla in the nuts.

This is so wonderful. This story just made my day.

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Re:May fools? (Score:5, Funny)

by wframe9109 ( 899486 ) writes: <bowker.x@gmail.com> on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:12PM (#19246125)

You know who he reminds me of?
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!

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In other news... (Score:5, Funny)

by FinchWorld ( 845331 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:12PM (#19246127) Homepage

... Laywer Jack Thompson was killed in a tragic incident at his home a few minutes ago, early reports seem to indicate assassination by means of a thrown chair. The state of the scene have led police to believe a large ape like creature is to blame, local Zoo's have been contacted.

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Go for it Jack Thomson... (Score:5, Funny)

by NinjaTariq ( 1034260 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:18PM (#19246185)

As a parent I wish to let someone have the responsibility of bringing up my kids right, I am tired or trying to stop them doing things that they shouldn't...

I am going to buy Halo 3 for my own enjoyment, and I want Jack Thomson to personally come to my house here in PA and keep them out of the room so they don't see the graphic violence as I take the convenant and flood once more... You go Jack, I assume because your self righteous head is so far up your own self righteous ass, that you won't even need me to pay you...

I love you Jack, you are my hero, I hereby grant you all of my parental responsibility, since you are so much better at it than me. I urge parents on slashdot to do the same.

The man is an idiot, I bet the guy who reads Bill's mail got a good laugh. Jack Thomson should NOT breed.

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Re:This is quite a paradox... (Score:5, Funny)

by JContad ( 1088777 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:19PM (#19246189) Homepage

I'm Australian. So unless you've got a thing for over-zealous, insane lawyers (or fat, dirty legal entities with rights similar to an individual), I'd suggest your girlfriend. Wait-

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Re:In other news... (Score:5, Funny)

by the_tsi ( 19767 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:20PM (#19246211)

Hahahahaha! See, it's funny because of that once incident years ago where Steve Ballmer got angry and threw a chair! (Not many people remember this, particularly on Slashdot.) Plus, Steve Ballmer works at Microsoft! (Also an easy to forget factoid.) Therefore, you're implying he'd use this technique for dealing with opponents of the company! Aahhahaa, man, the sublety and creativeness in your humor is great! I wish more people on slashdot could come up with witty (and fresh) jokes like this.

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Re:In other news... (Score:5, Funny)

by cyphercell ( 843398 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:21PM (#19246221) Homepage Journal

Breaking News: Animal control was able to tame the wild shaven ape aka "the ballmosapien", by using it's natural mating call "developers, developers, developers!".

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Under 17... of what? (Score:3, Funny)

by Gertlex ( 722812 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:24PM (#19246255)

The quote (bah, I didn't RTFA) says nothing about age.

Just let him do it, and then when he sues, Microsoft can just tell him that they didn't sell to anyone under 17" of height. Or cm, or mm, or lbs, or you get the idea.

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Re:Time to sell your shares in the ISS... (Score:3, Funny)

by Esion Modnar ( 632431 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:29PM (#19246285)

I want them BOTH to lose
Then I suggest we give them both thermonuclear weapons and egg 'em on. (Want to play a game?) Actually, just this once I'd like to see Microsoft nuke Jack Thompson from orbit. Twice. ITOWTBS.

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Re:May fools? (Score:5, Funny)

by epee1221 ( 873140 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:36PM (#19246369)

Well, whoever loses, we all win!

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Re:This is quite a paradox... (Score:2, Funny)

by PhxBlue ( 562201 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:38PM (#19246385) Homepage Journal

Whom.

-- Jack O'Neill (two L's)

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Dear Microsoft, (Score:4, Funny)

by geekoid ( 135745 ) writes: <dadinportland&yahoo,com> on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:48PM (#19246465) Homepage Journal

Please crush Jack Thompson in a very public way. Show the world how mistaken he is, and make him a laughingstock.

For this, I would change my position and buy an XBox.

Thank you.

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Re:Don't believe it... (Score:5, Funny)

by Simon Garlick ( 104721 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:58PM (#19246561)

They'll have to sacrifice a virgin.
Know any place they can get one?

This is Slashdot, just pick one at random.

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You know... (Score:5, Funny)

by Applekid ( 993327 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @07:58PM (#19246563)

... perhaps it's time Jack Thompson had his own icon.

It could look like that Marge Squirrel from that episode of The Simpsons when Marge was all upity against Itch and Scratchy.

Just a thought.

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Re:What, what? (Score:4, Funny)

by Donniedarkness ( 895066 ) writes: <Donniedarkness@g ... BSDcom minus bsd> on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @08:04PM (#19246611) Homepage

"Seems like more grandstanding. I'd say Thompson is off his meds... but frankly, I'm not sure he was ever on them."
Agreed completely. Jack is off his rocker.
But didn't you hear? Halo taught Malvo how to circle-strafe, camp, AND recharge his shields by not getting hit.
And, if he would have waited and trained on Halo 2, he would have learned how to hold two weapons at the same time!

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Re:Gentlemen, this is a hoax (Score:4, Funny)

by geekoid ( 135745 ) writes: <dadinportland&yahoo,com> on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @08:08PM (#19246647) Homepage Journal

I did not rtfa, but I have read letters from him, and they all read very amateurish.

Seriously, I don't know where he got his degree, but I ahve seen more articulate posts on /.

A goodly portion of his letters is often defending himself again perceived slights to be.

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Re:But what can they do (Score:1, Funny)

by He Who Has No Name ( 768306 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @08:21PM (#19246751)

>>If anything the ATF could be expanded to include all age monitored sales and have that body
>>in charge of enforcing the rules. I doubt it would be that simple though.

Trust me. You don't want that. The ATF is the most corrupt, jack-booted, and violent branch of our Department of Justice.

They'll show up at 3am, kickban your dog, /set +m on your phone, get root on all your doors and windows, then packet-flood your entire house and disable your login privledges.

Then they'll url-redirect you out onto your front lawn with your monitor turned off while a few of them scan your hard drives, they'll telefrag you, and then they'll install Zango on your house and tell tech support to stay back (with a few compelling waves of a submachine gun) while it crashes.

Don't ever ask the ATF to get involved with anything.

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Re:Don't believe it... (Score:1, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @08:48PM (#19247007)

Now we know you're lying. The first time is always bad. Perhaps you haven't had two times to know that...

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Dear Microsoft... (Score:5, Funny)

by halcyon1234 ( 834388 ) writes: <halcyon1234@hotmail.com> on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @08:58PM (#19247093) Journal

... sue him first.

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gl (Score:5, Funny)

by Lehk228 ( 705449 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @09:15PM (#19247239) Journal

good luck with that jack.

and by 'good luck' I mean, 'I hope you die in a fire'

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Re:God has bad aim (Score:5, Funny)

by zolaar ( 764683 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @09:27PM (#19247313)

No, his aim is fine. It's his ping time that is the problem. Jerry Fallwell had just been ludicrously evil for longer than Jack Thompson has, and (due to the stupid hardcoded speed-of-light thing**) it currently takes a couple decades to establish a TCP (Thunderbolt-Chucking Protocol) socket over ether. Oh, and don't even get him started on packet collisions between other deities on the network, either...

(** -- It was the night before the big presentation to the department heads, and it was between fixing that or the 'vaginas-might-grow-fangs' bug...)

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Re:In other news... (Score:5, Funny)

by aussie_a ( 778472 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @09:29PM (#19247333) Journal

You's people's really need to get over your's anger towards misused grammar's.

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Re:May fools? (Score:5, Funny)

by Short Circuit ( 52384 ) * writes: <mikemol@gmail.com> on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @09:30PM (#19247355) Homepage Journal

You envy insanity?
He should. Some of us enjoy every minute of it.

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Re:Microsoft... (Score:3, Funny)

by Asmandeus ( 640419 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @09:36PM (#19247399)

Before that can happen we need someone to make a pie throwing game to train us.

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Re:Destroy Jack (Score:3, Funny)

by Hoi Polloi ( 522990 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @09:57PM (#19247541) Journal

Or at least stop him from clogging the courts with frivolous lawsuits. This guy is the Paris Hilton of lawyers; just a big attention whore.

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Re:May fools? (Score:5, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @09:58PM (#19247553)

I have a friend who has on her list of life goals: "Get addicted to heroin" because "I just really want to know what it's like to have that kind of singular motivation".

Heh

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Re:May fools? (Score:0, Funny)

by ShaneThePain ( 929627 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @10:01PM (#19247575) Journal

well thats not very hard at all. I set my ambitions a little higher : Emperor of America
=)

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Re:Dear Microsoft... (Score:5, Funny)

by jmac1492 ( 1036880 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @10:22PM (#19247693)

Does he have any patents?

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Re:In other news... (Score:5, Funny)

by CHacker ( 971699 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @10:46PM (#19247863)

Shouldn't that be "you're's" ?

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Re:In other news... (Score:5, Funny)

by ajs ( 35943 ) writes: <{ajs} {at} {ajs.com}> on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @10:48PM (#19247891) Homepage Journal

AHHHH!!!!

An apostrophe is usually a marker of possessiveness. It is NEVER used for plurality.

This is basic English. Please learn it.
There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that taste just as good as the real thing....

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Re:Bill's Reply (Score:3, Funny)

by JEGSYDAU ( 1082977 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @10:49PM (#19247893)

No, it would read: That's the dumbest fucking letter I've read since I've been at Microsoft. Regards, Bill Gates.

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PixelScuba replies to post with a great response (Score:4, Funny)

by PixelScuba ( 686633 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @10:57PM (#19247939)

Agreed.

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Re:Destroy Jack (Score:2, Funny)

by SyscRAsH ( 127068 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @10:58PM (#19247951)

Here's what will really happen:

Ballmer: What's this?

MS Lackey: It's a letter from Jack Thompson, a lawyer, threatening legal action against us if we don't ensure that Halo 3 isn't sold to anyone under the age of 17.

Ballmer:

MS Lackey: He's apparently very serious.

Ballmer: Problem solved.

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Billg (Score:2, Funny)

by Renig ( 1090765 ) writes: <esteroth12@gmail.com> on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @11:21PM (#19248079)

Suddenly, "This is the dumbest fucking idea I have ever heard while I have been with Microsoft!" was heard outside Billg's office...

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Re:Dear Microsoft... (Score:3, Funny)

by CelticWhisper ( 601755 ) writes: <celticwhisper@ g m a i l . c om> on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @11:28PM (#19248131)

Suing maybe?

Hey, hey, before you say anything, he's just the kind of psycho who would sue other lawyers for infringing on his lawsuit patent.

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Re:In other news... (Score:5, Funny)

by adolf ( 21054 ) writes: <flodadolf@gmail.com> on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @11:34PM (#19248185) Journal

I, for one, welcome our chair-throwing overlords!

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Re:In other news... (Score:2, Funny)

by Marty200 ( 170963 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @11:37PM (#19248199)

Laywer Jack Thompson was killed in a tragic incident at his home a few minutes ago, early reports seem to indicate assassination by means of a thrown chair. The state of the scene have led police to believe a large ape like creature is to blame, local Zoo's have been contacted.

Obviously too much Donkey Kong.

MG

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Re:In other news... (Score:5, Funny)

by $RANDOMLUSER ( 804576 ) writes: on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @11:42PM (#19248231)

Breaking News: Animal control was able to tame the wild shaven ape aka "the ballmosapien", by using it's natural mating call "developers, developers, developers!".

"sapien"? In reference to Steve Ballmer? Surely you jest!

Yeah, but "Ballmer Erectus" is just So Wrong (TM) on so many levels...

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Re:In other news... (Score:5, Funny)

by Jarjarthejedi ( 996957 ) writes: <christianpinch@g ... om minus painter> on Wednesday May 23, 2007 @11:54PM (#19248317) Journal

"until the overloards/chairthrowing/enough for anyone/profit/etc jokes stop being a surefire way to get modded up."

Sooo...never?

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Re:In other news... (Score:5, Funny)

by shaitand ( 626655 ) writes: on Thursday May 24, 2007 @12:19AM (#19248485) Journal

*sigh* Sorry man, I just can't back an overlord joke when the overlord is Ballmer and the evil empire of Microsoft.

Unless... you are posting in soviet russia?

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Re:May fools? (Score:5, Funny)

by BakaHoushi ( 786009 ) writes: <Goss DOT Sean AT gmail DOT com> on Thursday May 24, 2007 @12:28AM (#19248539) Homepage

I think that's a poor analogy. When Arthur finished the Black Knight, he had a torso and a head left.

Jack Thompson picking on Microsoft? A better fight analogy would be a paralyzed Chihuahua versus a steamroller.

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Re:May fools? (Score:1, Funny)

by loganrapp ( 975327 ) writes: <loganrappNO@SPAMgmail.com> on Thursday May 24, 2007 @12:33AM (#19248565)

More like bringing a penis to a gunfight.

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Re:May fools? (Score:4, Funny)

by Evilest Doer ( 969227 ) writes: on Thursday May 24, 2007 @01:00AM (#19248731)

Very true. In fact, so true I think your sig should be updated to:
First God made idiots. That was for practice. Then He made Jack Thompson.

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Battle of the vile and disgusting (Score:2, Funny)

by Belacgod ( 1103921 ) writes: on Thursday May 24, 2007 @01:36AM (#19248945)

This is like goatse vs tubgirl.

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Re:In other news... (Score:4, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Thursday May 24, 2007 @02:44AM (#19249325)

*sigh* Sorry man, I just can't back an overlord joke when the overlord is Ballmer and the evil empire of Microsoft.

Unless... you are posting in soviet russia?

Can't be. Then the overlords, for one, would be welcoming HIM.

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Re:May fools? (Score:2, Funny)

by Linkreincarnate ( 840046 ) writes: on Thursday May 24, 2007 @03:35AM (#19249591) Homepage

There is a term for that; "Manic episodes".

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Re:In other news... (Score:2, Funny)

by T23M ( 705682 ) writes: on Thursday May 24, 2007 @06:13AM (#19250231)

And chairs would be throwing him. Okay, I'm officially confused.

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Re:May fools? (Score:3, Funny)

by minus9 ( 106327 ) writes: on Thursday May 24, 2007 @07:29AM (#19250577) Homepage

Down with this sort of thing.

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Re:May fools? (Score:4, Funny)

by CaseM ( 746707 ) writes: on Thursday May 24, 2007 @09:14AM (#19251599)

You envy insanity?

I don't.

And neither do I.

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Re:May fools? (Score:1, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Thursday May 24, 2007 @09:32AM (#19251879)

Rot away in a nursing home, or have a junkie party?

Why not both?

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Re:In other news... (Score:2, Funny)

by Laserwulf ( 951642 ) writes: on Thursday May 24, 2007 @09:43AM (#19252033)

1.Welcome chair-throwing overlord.
2."Developers, developers, developers, developers..."
3.In Soviet Russia, chair throws overlord.
4.In Korea, only old people welcome overlords.
5.But does the overlord run Linux?
6.Imagine a beowolf cluster of overlords!
7......?
8.Profit!

I am an overlord, you insensitive clod!

Did I forget any?

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new tag (Score:2, Funny)

by cjdkoh ( 991723 ) writes: <christianjdavies.googlemail@com> on Thursday May 24, 2007 @10:53AM (#19253503)

/. needs a "fuckyoujackthompson" tag.

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