Uwe Boll Has Three Picture Distribution Deal 63
1up is reporting that famed, beloved film-maker Uwe Boll has landed a three-picture deal with a company called FreeStyle. They're going to be releasing three Boll-helmed films to theatres across the country. The three films are Postal, Dungeon Siege, and an original work by the director called Seed. "The high-profile cast of In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale -- Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, Ron Perlman, Leelee Sobieski, John Rhys-Davies, Matthew Lillard and Burt Reynolds -- means Freestyle's putting their muscle behind the fantasy epic. Opening January 18, 2008, the film's scheduled to appear in at least 2,500 screens -- a nice score for Boll, considering BloodRayne's distribution problems."
Three full length movies?! (Score:5, Funny)
Pavlovian Reaction (Score:5, Funny)
Distribution? (Score:3, Funny)
Ooh. I'd better be careful lest Boll challenge me to a boxing match. Unfortunately, he's a better boxer than filmmaker. Then again, he probably does everything better than filmmaking.
Problems (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not him, them! (Score:3, Funny)
Sweet Finally (Score:4, Funny)
Forget Peter Jackson and Halo. Uwe Boll is the only man for that job. And for Zelda as well. I can't wait for his awesome Oscar-sweeping epic Dungeon Siege movie; I assume Burt Reynolds plays the donkey.
Finally! (Score:2, Funny)
License to kill movies (Score:2, Funny)
Why hasn't someone taken this man's movie making license away!!!??? And what frickin suckers would give this guy money to make movies in the first place?????
The best scene in Bloodrayne was Meatloaf's naked vamp chick harem, then you he actually had to throw meatloaf in that scene which took it down a bunch of notches.
I saw a brief story a while back on Postal and thought to myself, um, like the game REALLY didn't have much of a story line. It was pretty much "I've lost it, oo a gun! BANG BANG BANG!!!! I regret nothing" and blows off his head. How in the world could you figure that would make a good 1:30 movie?
Damn it Jack Thompson use your ignorance to do some good and stop Uwe Bolle from making movies!
What I really want to know is (Score:2, Funny)
You know, so I can tell people to avoid his movies.
Re:What I really want to know is (Score:4, Funny)
there is no God! (Score:1, Funny)