Well known anti-gaming lawyer Jack Thompson is following up on his clever sting operations against Best Buy. He's filed suit against the consumer electronics retailer for allegedly selling M-rated games to underage gamers. He has also included the ESRB in that suit. GamePolitics reports: "As we reported, the claim against Best Buy suit looks as if it will be going nowhere. Thompson has also apparently named the ESRB in the suit. That looks like a non-starter as well. His explanation: 'The ESRB has been sued by Thompson because it is well known that it a) is owned and operated by the video game industry, b) does not even play the games it rates to conclusion, c) routinely mislabels games as to age appropriateness, per testimony before the U.S. Congress, and is engaged in representations to American parents that the age label are accurate and are keeping "Mature" games out of the hands of kids.'"
The last time I checked he ESRB ratings aren't legally binding; hence a retailer can sell an M rated game to a four year old if they really wanted to... I realize people can be sued for almost anything, but still...
I believe his ability to practice law in Alabama was removed, this was under a reciprical agreement so I not sure if it counts as an actual disbarment or not, still it should count as a bitch slap.
It doesn't. The one for keeps is in Florida right now (that was the grey prawn incident case). What happens is, when you want to represent a client in a state you're not licensed in, you apply for permission to the court, on the basis you're licensed in [state x]. That permission was revoked. In effect, he got booted off that one specific case. It makes it unlikely he would ever get that permission for another Alabama case, but he remains a lawyer in the state his license is actually in (Floriday) -- but probably not for long.
He actually tried to withdraw (from the Alabama case); the judge refused to accept the withdrawal, then revoked his temporary license!
Ok so the ESRB is at fault because it makes faulty ratings, and WorstBuy is at fault because they do not enforce the aforementioned faulty ratings? Which is it, do they need to be enforced or are they invalid?
I don't think there's really any contradiction there. The ratings are flawed. This doesn't mean there shouldn't be good ratings that aren't flawed. There's basically no enforcement. This doesn't mean that there shouldn't be enforcement. In the event that we had an effective and enforced rating system, I imagine some people would be happier.
Jack Thompson is crazy, but his desire to change both aspects of a two dimensional problem is not self contradictory, and is not an indicator for his insanity.
In fact, one of the opinions said that it is an unconstitutional delegation of power for a state to give private bodies powers like this. Making ESRB ratings binding gives power to decide what is, and isn't, legal to a private body that isn't accountable to anybody. I mean, if the ESRB mislabels something and refuses to change it, nobody can sue them. Not the maker, not consumers, nobody. A state body can be sued, but the ESRB is just issuing an opinion. Supposing the ESRB decided they had a grudge, so anything with Rockstar's name on it was AO, no matter what? Should that be made legally binding?
Apparently in Thompsonland. Suing Best Buy for not enforcing something that courts have said *cannot* be made mandatory seems to me to be going nowhere fast. He's using tactics similar to the 65 million dollar pants lawsuit, too -- claiming that because Best Buy said they enforce the ratings, they can be sued into oblivion for not being perfect. (The pants man claimed a "satisfaction guaranteed" sign meant they had to give him anything he wanted. Literally.)
It should be the same as the movie ratings system. I wasn't suggesting that we needed legal enforcement, I was suggesting we needed point of sale enforcement. The stores should comply with the ratings and not sell games to underage kids voluntarily. Of course, this won't happen until parents protest in front of non-compliant stores like they did with non-compliant theatres, because, hey, there is money to be made, and who cares about morality when money is involved?
Last time I checked, laws that tried to limit who could purchase games based on their ESRB rating were being tossed out left and right.
Certainly there has to be a law against something before a company can be sued for breaking said law...
You can pretty much sue anyone for anything, it's just that most people wont waste the time and money to sue someone for something that has no real legal standing.
Personally I think that the ESA/ESRB should sue BestBuy/any other store that ignores the rating system pu
To be clear, that's really all I meant. The parent/guardian should have control, which means that best buy can't be selling the game to the child behind the parent's back. There should be no issue with the parent buying the game and giving it to their child. Most kid's are smart. Very smart. If your kid isn't capable of hiding things from you, it's not that you're a great parent, it's that your kid is dumb.
Unfortunately, the rules of civil procedure have really tilted things so that you need to sue everybody who could possibly at fault at first and then sort out who's really at fault by the time it comes to trial. Otherwise, you run the risk of the statute of limitations running out in the time it took you to find out that it's really the other guy's fault.
"an email from Attorney Jack Thompson stating that his 15-year-old son purchased the Mature-rated game BioShock from a local Best Buy."
Jack's son: if you're reading this, don't worry. We know your dad forced you to do it, and you're not as much of a tool as he makes you out to be. In another three years you can move out, and we'll all pretend this crap never happened.
I might add that Thompson is a common name and unless your dad named you Bealzebub, after your grandfather, you stand a pretty good chance of being able to conceal your infamous pedigree.
Here's a good idea: RockStar should hire Jack's son as a games evangelist. Pay they kid's way through pre-law (or whatever he wants to do) and have the kid come out every now and then to talk about how cool the newest game is...
"an email from Attorney Jack Thompson stating that his 15-year-old son purchased the Mature-rated game BioShock from a local Best Buy."
Me thinks Jacko may have made a bit of a mistake this time. Last time I heard about someone doing this, it was a guy who dressed his 14 year old daughter up and made her look over 21. He sent her to a bar who's owner he hated to get the owner in trouble. The judge took one look at the case, threw out the charges against the bar, and had charges filed against the parents for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
Here's to hoping a similar thing happens in this case.
That gave my heart a nice warm feeling to imagine, but there really isn't anything illegal about a minor buying an M game. It's just the ESRB's opinion, and they cannot make law. Those ratings were designed to placate moralists.
Jack knows he will lose. He wants to get enough of the Tipper Gores in the world angry about this inability to enforce the ratings. No telling what effect that would have. I think it would actually be fine for gaming. Jack's just an idiot.
I hope Jack got the copy of Bioshock back before his kid was exposed to it. You know how impressionable teenagers are - a few hours of playing, and Jack Jr. might have been inspired to craft complex literary-political allegories that investigate the nature of humanity.
I hope Jack got the copy of Bioshock back before his kid was exposed to it. You know how impressionable teenagers are - a few hours of playing, and Jack Jr. might have been inspired to craft complex literary-political allegories that investigate the nature of humanity.
With some of the most violent cutscenes I've ever seen in a game. Oh, and you may not fully understand the words "complex" and "allegory". Good game, but I wouldn't want a kid (say, under 12?) to play it.
Anyone can sue anyone, but that doesn't mean they'll win.
There is no law on the books that states an M-rated game cannot be sold to a minor, in fact, everytime this legislation is attempted it is shot down as unconstititional.
I used to hate Jack Thompson, but the more I read about him, the more I look forward to hearing what his latest stunt will be. He's become a larger than life comic book villain who will do anything, no matter how outrageous, to get himself publicity or to take down a force much bigger than he could ever hope to stop. Watching his latest absurd attempt to make everyone look at him and trying to figure out what he'll do next has become more entertaining than many of the games I've played. I've gone long past considering him any kind of threat and now often wonder if he is for real or can reasonably believe that any of his ideas are going to work. He's more and more like an incompetent Mr. Mxyzptlk, but more fun to watch.
It's all fun and games until Jack Thompson burns his own children alive outside of the local Best Buy in "protest." Thompson cites divine inspiration. Film at 11.
I'm starting to enjoy the write-ups in the news and gamming journals, as well as the Penny-Arcade rants and comics. I can just imagine him, sitting in his volcano lair, stroking his white fluffy cat and yelling "I'll get you next time Gamers!"
You know, if he didn't act so serious and foam-at-the-mouth angry, I'd be tempted to think he was the greatest viral marketing for videogames ever invented. I bet he has sold more games than the entire marketing departments for Take 2 Games/Rockstar.
I can just imagine him, sitting in his volcano lair, stroking his white fluffy cat and yelling "I'll get you next time Gamers!"
Jack Thompson is Dr. Claw? I don't think so. Doesn't this sound more like him...
"...frequently led assaults himself, but often vacillated between being a coward at heart, usually the first to turn tail in retreat whenever the tide of battle shifted unfavorably, or pushing his troops to seize victory at all costs, berating them when they turned to retreat. Impatient and frequently hysterical, he was prone to fits of rage when things went badly, often launching into extended rants. He was also greedy and egotistical, often mistreating his own troops to the point of mutiny, and on multiple occasions saw his plans foiled by his own arrogance."
That is wiki's description for Cobra Commander [wikipedia.org], and for me at least, the high pitched whine of CC is how I always imagine JT.
At what point will/did Thompson's lawsuits change from bad press, to annoyance, and finally to free publicity? For everyone interested in meta-information about video games, it probably has never been a question for more than five minutes, but what about the really critical market of casual gamers, parents, etc. pp. ?
I envision a game called Ambulance chaser. Your whole job is to catch the ambulance so you can hand them court papers. Extra points for every illegal move you make in the proccess of catching said ambulances.
Then afterwards you get to choose your idiotic statement towards the arguement that we need to sue the ambulance guys because the may have saved my life, but in the proccess they broke my foot.
Surely he knows he's not likely to be legally effective; the only reason he keeps doing shit like this is to get attention, both for his ego and his "vidjamagames are evil" meme.
So: stopgivinghimattention
If he actually has a chance to pass a stupid law or get a stupid ruling, then we can pay attention. The US, however, has this thingy called a "Constitution" that makes stupid laws kind of hard to pass. So this is just a case of some crazy jerkoff being a crazy jerkoff. Nothing to see here, please move along.
One thing I am curious about is - how does this guy earn a living?
I mean, he keeps filing lawsuits, but a) not for specific damages for him, and b) he never wins. He definitely doesn't have a chance to actually practice law or anything...
Or is he just on a retainer for people who want games banned/people who don't want games banned and realise that having a nut like JT doing all the talking is doing their cause wonders?
The job that pays his bills is medical malpractice suits. He's pretty much arm in arm with actual ambulance chasers. In fact, worse, he's the guy chasing ambulances to see if he can wring money out of the EMTs in it.
Read the headline and think it was referring to Fred Thompson, the lawyer-turned-senator-turned-actor-turned-presidential-candidate?
WTF is it with Fred Thompson, anyway?? You keep seeing the media ranting about how he's "the new Ronald Reagan", but he seems to entirely lack Reagan's charisma (and charisma was pretty much Reagan's only strong point).
WTF is it with Fred Thompson, anyway?? You keep seeing the media ranting about how he's "the new Ronald Reagan", but he seems to entirely lack Reagan's charisma (and charisma was pretty much Reagan's only strong point).
Reagan seems to have morphed from 'the doddering old guy who gave us Reaganomics, the Star Wars space laser, Just Say No to Drugs, Uniboob, and Saddam Hussein' to 'SuperConservativeMan! Tax cuts for the wealthy will crush our enemies with prayer in the schools!!'... Which seems to be Fred Tho
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The last time I checked he ESRB ratings aren't legally binding; hence a retailer can sell an M rated game to a four year old if they really wanted to... I realize people can be sued for almost anything, but still...
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JTINAL - Jack Thompson Is Not A Lawyer
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It takes a brave man to claim that Jack Thompson isn't anal... I'd call you that, but you posted anonymously.
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Oh noes!! They have my super-secrete throw-away email address! I'm totally their bitch now!!!
Boy, you really showed me.
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The ratings are flawed. This doesn't mean there shouldn't be good ratings that aren't flawed.
There's basically no enforcement. This doesn't mean that there shouldn't be enforcement.
In the event that we had an effective and enforced rating system, I imagine some people would be happier.
Jack Thompson is crazy, but his desire to change both aspects of a two dimensional problem is not self contradictory, and is not an indicator for his insanity.
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Certainly there has to be a law against something before a company can be sued for breaking said law...
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Apparently in Thompsonland. Suing Best Buy for not enforcing something that courts have said *cannot* be made mandatory seems to me to be going nowhere fast. He's using tactics similar to the 65 million dollar pants lawsuit, too -- claiming that because Best Buy said they enforce the ratings, they can be sued into oblivion for not being perfect. (The pants man claimed a "satisfaction guaranteed" sign meant they had to give him anything he wanted. Literally.)
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You can pretty much sue anyone for anything, it's just that most people wont waste the time and money to sue someone for something that has no real legal standing.
Personally I think that the ESA/ESRB should sue BestBuy/any other store that ignores the rating system pu
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Both. There are two points of failure, not one. It is not a contradiction.
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Jack's son: if you're reading this, don't worry. We know your dad forced you to do it, and you're not as much of a tool as he makes you out to be. In another three years you can move out, and we'll all pretend this crap never happened.
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Me thinks Jacko may have made a bit of a mistake this time. Last time I heard about someone doing this, it was a guy who dressed his 14 year old daughter up and made her look over 21. He sent her to a bar who's owner he hated to get the owner in trouble. The judge took one look at the case, threw out the charges against the bar, and had charges filed against the parents for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
Here's to hoping a similar thing happens in this case.
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Jack knows he will lose. He wants to get enough of the Tipper Gores in the world angry about this inability to enforce the ratings. No telling what effect that would have. I think it would actually be fine for gaming. Jack's just an idiot.
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With some of the most violent cutscenes I've ever seen in a game. Oh, and you may not fully understand the words "complex" and "allegory". Good game, but I wouldn't want a kid (say, under 12?) to play it.
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There is no law on the books that states an M-rated game cannot be sold to a minor, in fact, everytime this legislation is attempted it is shot down as unconstititional.
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I'm starting to enjoy the write-ups in the news and gamming journals, as well as the Penny-Arcade rants and comics. I can just imagine him, sitting in his volcano lair, stroking his white fluffy cat and yelling "I'll get you next time Gamers!"
You know, if he didn't act so serious and foam-at-the-mouth angry, I'd be tempted to think he was the greatest viral marketing for videogames ever invented. I bet he has sold more games than the entire marketing departments for Take 2 Games/Rockstar.
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Jack Thompson is Dr. Claw? I don't think so. Doesn't this sound more like him...
"...frequently led assaults himself, but often vacillated between being a coward at heart, usually the first to turn tail in retreat whenever the tide of battle shifted unfavorably, or pushing his troops to seize victory at all costs, berating them when they turned to retreat. Impatient and frequently hysterical, he was prone to fits of rage when things went badly, often launching into extended rants. He was also greedy and egotistical, often mistreating his own troops to the point of mutiny, and on multiple occasions saw his plans foiled by his own arrogance."
That is wiki's description for Cobra Commander [wikipedia.org], and for me at least, the high pitched whine of CC is how I always imagine JT.
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Maybe he's a Pakled. The IQ level seems to match.
Ambulance chaser... (Score:3, Funny)
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So: stopgivinghimattention
If he actually has a chance to pass a stupid law or get a stupid ruling, then we can pay attention. The US, however, has this thingy called a "Constitution" that makes stupid laws kind of hard to pass. So this is just a case of some crazy jerkoff being a crazy jerkoff. Nothing to see here, please move along.
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He's a complete loon, and the more people see him acting like a complete loon, the more it will discredit his cause.
Did someone tell Thompson about Portal? (Score:5, Funny)
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I mean, he keeps filing lawsuits, but a) not for specific damages for him, and b) he never wins. He definitely doesn't have a chance to actually practice law or anything...
Or is he just on a retainer for people who want games banned/people who don't want games banned and realise that having a nut like JT doing all the talking is doing their cause wonders?
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I strongly suspect we won't be seeing him as an "expert" on the news again...
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Fred Thompson is a fairly big guy, if I recall correctly, and Jack Thompson is not.
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WTF is it with Fred Thompson, anyway?? You keep seeing the media ranting about how he's "the new Ronald Reagan", but he seems to entirely lack Reagan's charisma (and charisma was pretty much Reagan's only strong point).
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Reagan seems to have morphed from 'the doddering old guy who gave us Reaganomics, the Star Wars space laser, Just Say No to Drugs, Uniboob, and Saddam Hussein' to 'SuperConservativeMan! Tax cuts for the wealthy will crush our enemies with prayer in the schools!!'... Which seems to be Fred Tho