Blizzard and Activision Announce $18.8bn Merger 298
Ebon Praetor writes "The BBC reports that Blizzard and Activision have announced an $18.8bn merger. Activision's CEO, Bobby Kotick, will become the head of the joint company, while Vivendi, Blizzard's current parent company, will become the largest single investor in the new group. Even with the size of the merger, the combined company will still be smaller than the industry giant EA. 'As part of the merger plan, Blizzard will invest $2bn in the new company, while Activision is putting up $1bn. The merged business will be called Activision Blizzard ... Vivendi will be the biggest shareholder in the group.'"
A dupe in itself? (Score:5, Funny)
I can't wait until I can buy their games. (Score:5, Funny)
New MMORPG (Score:4, Funny)
My gosh (Score:5, Funny)
I screamed.
Re:I can't wait until I can buy their games. (Score:5, Funny)
$18.8bn? (Score:3, Funny)
some questions (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I can't wait until I can buy their games. (Score:5, Funny)
Finally! (Score:1, Funny)
world of pitfall anyone?
COD5: Azeroth Edition (Score:2, Funny)
"{crackle} SGT Hulka, bring up your platoon of Orcs and get a crossfire on those Dwarves STAT!"
Re:Guitarcraft: Lords of Music (Score:4, Funny)
Yo! (Score:3, Funny)
"Blactavision" makes me think of "Blacula". But silly as that (and my suggestion) sounds, it's better than "Activision Blizzard". What were they thinking? They may as well have called themselves "No Imagination Games Corp."
-Keeping Activision (on its own) would have been cool for the nostalgia factor.
-Keeping Blizzard (on its own) would have been cool for the currently-successful factor
-If they couldn't decide, they should have just gotten a new name altogether. Maybe they could have sold themselves as a bridge between the gaming industry and general media distributors and called themselves gPod. Or maybe Gune...
Re:I can't wait until I can buy their games. (Score:4, Funny)
I'm just talking about Blactavision!
Re:World Of Warcraft (Score:5, Funny)
Activision Blizzard (Score:3, Funny)
If they wanted to depend on brand name recognition, they should have simply called themselves "The Creators of WOW & Call of Duty".
Re:I can't wait until I can buy their games. (Score:5, Funny)
No, that's what causes me to hit on ugly chicks after six drinks.
Re:I can't wait until I can buy their games. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I can't wait until I can buy their games. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:(Shudder...) (Score:5, Funny)
Massively Multiplayer Pitfall! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I can't wait until I can buy their games. (Score:3, Funny)
Dear Zonk (Score:3, Funny)
You shouldn't repeat yourself in your summary, it makes the summary redundant. It's like when you say something twice and it becomes redundant.
Oh, thank the FSM... (Score:4, Funny)
Thanks, Activision! (Thactivision.)
Re:I can't wait until I can buy their games. (Score:4, Funny)
Buying Notes (Score:2, Funny)
Re:New MMORPG (Score:3, Funny)
Re:World Of Warcraft (Score:1, Funny)
Activision's CEO is tired of being "pwned by crazy leet zons" in Diablo 2. Since Blizzard has ceased development on Diablo 2 patches, the only way to remedy the situation was to buy out Blizzard and start development on the next patch.
Re:Uptime improvements? How many 8's of uptime? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Commentary (Score:5, Funny)
The Ghost of Infocom moves north.
The Ghost of Infocom enters.
The Ghost of Infocom hits Blizzard with the long sword.