Celebrity AD&D Character Sheets

GnomeIllusionist writes "In their continuing tribute to Gary Gygax, Wired has created character sheets for nine celebrities. Apparently, Stephen Hawking can do 10D6 radiation damage to his enemies and Rick Astley is a 20th-Level bard. Steve Jobs' black turtleneck is actually magical armor with +6 against edged attacks." Most of them are kinda cheesy and obvious- I wonder if you can do better.

Re:First ADHD post!

[kesuki]

Like they say, you don't HAVE to be crazy, but it HELPS. Especially if your life ambition is to play video games for FUN not necessarily to win, mind you but for fun. (mind you the 6 months in mental hospitals + 6 months in group homes is NOT FUN a 5 digit back pay check from social security, is something any geek who doesn't have a HDTV or a playstation3 yet dreams of. (plus my best PC only has 1 gig of ram and 300 GB of HD storage and a 3000+ (2000 mhz) processor)

We're dreaming quadcore with 4 gigs of ram and 3 TB of raid. and at least 128 pixel pipelines/shaders, haven't ruled out SLI for 256 pixel pipelines/shaders.. haven't ruled out BD-recordable yet either. especially in light of easter's BD+ cracked news from our friends at slysoft, Ahh a computer that might actually run vista slightly slower than it runs XP.

although i understand that cracked BD+ discs non-encrypted style require a laptop to watch them in the car, so that hasn't been ruled out either. although I'm not 100% crazy, so i won't get wireless N technology, i mean the Standard isn't even out yet, and i recall how well that worked for 56k modem users. I'm actually mostly paranoid so I'm thinking of using one of my old PCs as a smoothwall 3.0 before the wireless router, and using the best security on that wireless router.

(mainly i need wireless for my nintendo-DS, small apartment, where they base the rent on my Current disability check, so now it's free, i think it'll be 1/3rd my check, at most, maybe less)

Did I small town, awesome Cable internet?

no fiber to the home, but with me being the only guy who's even heard of bittorrent here, welll....

I'll take a nice decent cable internet any day.

Re:They've misused the Chaotic Neutral Alignment

[WK2]

I disagree with CG, and agree with the GP poster, CN. Saving lives is only a natural side effect of what House does. He is only in it to solve a mystery, and he only does it for himself.

You can tell how "good" House is by how he treats everybody and everything else. He doesn't care about or respect them. He lied to everybody without remorse, and only decided to cut down on lying when he learned that he can get things from people if they distrust him less. He only serves his own desires, which are neither good nor evil.

Chaotic Neutral.

Re:22th?

[glwtta]

Publishing one tirade after another about the subject is hard to consider anything but trolling

What makes you think he isn't sincere in his beliefs?

I'm just curious. I personally don't have much interest in the field of "pop-evolutionary biology" but I think it has its place, and serves a useful purpose.

Re:It's Only Funny When It's Not You

[MrAnnoyanceToYou]

You've probably never gotten karma points because the site places you among the top 5% considered 'addictive refreshers' or something, and therefore excludes from the karma point pool entirely. I used to be there. Right now, oddly enough, I somehow have 10 points that I have no intention of actually spending time using.