Blizzard to Boll - DENIED! 289
Drathos writes "From MTV Movies Blog by way of WoW Insider: Everyone's least favorite director, Uwe Boll approached Blizzard about making a World of Warcraft movie. Their response? "We will not sell the movie rights, not to you ... especially not to you.""
a shame (Score:5, Funny)
May I proudly proclaim... (Score:5, Funny)
I dunno... (Score:5, Funny)
Pr0n chicks in green and blue body-paint with fake elf-ears and horns.
Not nearly as hot as you would think it is.
Re:noo (Score:3, Funny)
Blizzard and Quality (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I dunno... (Score:5, Funny)
Not nearly as hot as you would think it is.
Re:Come on, let's deal with this once and for all (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Trey Parker & Matt Stone (Score:5, Funny)
"Now we go to fight the ultimate evil!"
"Wait, we don't have the key to his front door."
"Who cares? Can't we break in?"
"No! The door is too powerful! We have to spend days of our lives getting the parts of the key and forging them together!"
"The door is too powerful? Fine. You guys go get the key..."
"Sorry, sir, we ALL need a key. So we each have to go on the key quest separately, though of course we can help each other."
"WHAT? That doesn't make any sense!"
"The door works in mysterious ways, sir."
Re:WoW Movie (Score:5, Funny)
Re:noo (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I dunno... (Score:2, Funny)
Not nearly as hot as you would think it is.
Re:WoW Movie (Score:2, Funny)
In a purely hypothetical case... (Score:5, Funny)
Not that I'm suggesting anyone should. Just y'know, it'd be a lot more expedient than a petition.
I almost wish they would... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:May I proudly proclaim... (Score:5, Funny)
For the Horde (Score:5, Funny)
Come on. Everyone knows the Alliance is for pussies. And so are Blood Elves.
Re:WoW Movie (Score:5, Funny)
> but my overall level of excitement from the movie is pretty low. There was a lot
> of parts that just really dragged on.
So it was a very faithful reproduction of the books, then!
Re:WoW Movie (Score:4, Funny)
Re:WoW Movie (Score:3, Funny)
*run around in the dark*
*shoot a bunch of monsters*
*run around more*
*shoot more monsters*
etc.
Re:a shame (Score:5, Funny)
Re:WoW Movie (Score:2, Funny)
This should also happen every ten minutes or so.
Re:WoW Movie (Score:3, Funny)
I'm in a wheelchair, you insensitive clod!
Re:WoW Movie (Score:5, Funny)
Re:a shame (Score:5, Funny)
Very well done, otherwise - my undead warlock did that mind-numbing grind.
Re:WoW Movie (Score:5, Funny)
Re:WoW Movie (Score:3, Funny)
ARGH! Correction! (Score:3, Funny)
Also, the world really needs a Sashdot site. "Belts for nerds, sashes that matter". Hell yeah.
Re:WoW Movie (Score:4, Funny)
Re:a shame (Score:4, Funny)
Re:WoW Movie (Score:3, Funny)
Seriously... so what if there's "real" lighting on it? The small scale expansions (ginormous water droplets and the like) make a much larger chasm for suspension of disbelief to cross than a well-done CGI addition or scene.
Re:Trey Parker & Matt Stone (Score:3, Funny)