id Software Announces Doom 4 425
spoco2 writes "The id Software site has announced that work has begun on the next sequel to their most famous game, Doom. Will they be able to resurrect the series after what many considered to be a serious misstep with Doom 3? Oh... and they're hiring for the team, so maybe you can steer them in the right direction?"
I'll apply! (Score:4, Funny)
No I'm not bitter at ALL! It's a speech impediment...
What's the betting... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Misstep? (Score:5, Funny)
So what you're saying is... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I'll apply! (Score:5, Funny)
First Screenshot (Score:4, Funny)
Doom RetCon (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What's the betting... (Score:4, Funny)
"Duke!" I said. "Hey, dude, it's mcgrew, haven't seen you in a while! Where you been?"
"In the hospital mostly." He was bald, wrinkled, walked with a stoop and carried a cane. No doubt the cane had a sword in it. Or even more likely, a chain saw.
"What happened?"
"Well, after Mr. Broussard and the guys retired me I started drinking pretty heavy. I wound up homeless and depressed, and tried to kill myself. They said I had PTSD and put me on Paxil. Boy, mix that stuff with alcohol...
"Then I got a bad case of gout. I have arthritis all over now."
It was sad, seeing my old hero like this.
"Who's your doctor?" I asked.
"I'm indigent, so I have to go to the VA hospital and take whoever they give me. The new doctor's name is 'Proton'. They tell me he's pretty good."
-mcgrew
Re:I'll apply! (Score:2, Funny)
However, the idea is pure awesomeness.
Re:What the hell was wrong with DOOM3? (Score:5, Funny)
Did you manage to kill the gazebo?
Re:Misstep? (Score:5, Funny)
The whole effing thing was really dark, and you couldn't even see the stupid alien, except when you did you didn't want to because it was ugly, and it scared the shit out of my girlfriend. Then, on top of the $60 I spent on tickets and concessions to see the retarded movie, I had to buy $400 in roses and chocolate to get my girlfriend to go see another movie with me.
I guarantee that because of my negative experience, nobody else will ever care about or like the movie Alien. I just don't see the point of using all those special effects for the alien when it's so ugly and grotesque. Why they made FOUR sequels and a cross-over series is just beyond me, because nobody could have possibly cared about those either.
(Protip: Alien came out before I was born, and I enjoyed the series. I like Doom too. YMMV, YHBT.)
Re:Misstep? (Score:5, Funny)
OH man...thanks for making me feel really old. Hahaha.
I remember my older cousin getting us all into the original Aliens movie on a hot summer afternoon.....man, those scenes with Sigorney in her undies really made the movies for us really young guys...
*sigh*
Boy, if only John Carmack were here... (Score:5, Funny)
All you have to do is set some bait and wait. On a basic level John Carmack is no different from most of us he loves his technology and he loves talking about it and he loves knowledge. Moreover he knows that most of us are on his side and that whatever he posts will be cherished like golden poos dropped upon a silken pillow by Jesus Christ.
So all you have to do is post something that shows at least minimal knowledge of the kind of work he does and ask for advice or perhaps if you are brave then call one of his past decisions into question. (Of course this is bound to fail. John Carmack knows more about graphics than you not only because of his natural technical skill but also because he thinks about little else all day long. I mean sure he has a wife and expensive sports cars and he wants to fly to the moon on a rocket made of popsicle sticks but I mean come on read his blog. I think he got married just so that he could see a real woman's skin up close so as to improve the lighting effects for human characater models in his next graphics engine.)
Since some of you may be hesitant I will give you an example:
I remember hearing one of the id developers talking about using sparse voctel octrees as part of a next-generation graphics architecture to improve the efficiency of texture storage in ray casting engines, especially those based on a Davis matrix in which subprimitives are hashed as vogon blits while using the classic X49-B algorithm (see Peters, et al) to eliminate mutex lookback when calculating the reflection-transduction factor for a global vertex integram network. However, I'm wondering how this might affect the classic problems of caching and buffering frames in the GPU's anterior register stack, especially since it could easily push the bus latency above them 4.9M/p limit for theoretical omicron digitization.
Do you guys think that id will use this approach in Doom 4? Boy, if only John Carmack were here...
Dude it's like Peter Pan and believing in magic we all have to close our eyes and imagine how awesome it would be if John Carmack were here and then post with him in mind. Suddenly he will appear in a flash of light and smoke (or fog, depending on your video card) and then we can love him.
Re:Misstep? (Score:3, Funny)
Nah, but seriously. A gold-digging woman doesn't care about the size of your penis. Neither does a woman who loves you. A cock-digging woman, however...
Anyway, I'm sure you realize my post was fiction, but if not, well, you probably never will.
Re:I'll apply! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Misstep? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Misstep? (Score:5, Funny)
I know, kids these days, they don't know how good they have it [penny-arcade.com].
Re:Misstep? (Score:5, Funny)
Monster closets make perfect sense!
Okay, you know how sometimes you'd hear a demonic voice and the area would turn all red and then a some evil lightning would flash and a demon would appear? Well when there's a room with a demon with no opposable thumbs already in it, how do you think the demon got there? Right, it was portaled in earlier. And what do you think happens if the forces of hell miscalculate the vector? That's right, monster stuck in a closet.
Hey, you try ripping open the fabric of space-time and boundary between life and death and see if you don't occasionally miss your target!
Oh, and the reason why your space marine wouldn't duct tape the flashlight to his gun is because he didn't want to have to clean off the glue residue before his next inspection.
It all holds together.
Re:Misstep? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Boy, if only John Carmack were here... (Score:3, Funny)
John Romero? Is that you?
Re:Stop flogging the greasy spot (Score:1, Funny)