New Racing Simulation Distances Itself From Gamers 208
waderoush writes "In an unusual move that could alienate a large segment of potential customers, iRacing.com, an online racing simulation company that opened its site to the public on August 26, is calling its system a 'driver development tool' that isn't designed for PC or console gamers. 'We don't think of ourselves as a game company,' says one exec. 'World of Warcraft has a real appeal...But our system is more serious, frankly. If you are serious about racing, our product is for you, because getting on a [simulated] track with a full field of other drivers and racing against them safely involves as much commitment and time investment as if you went to racing school.' In fact, to distinguish its system from MMOs, the company has come up with a new acronym to describe its simulation: MMIS, for 'massively multiparticipant Internet sport.'"
Can you say publicity stunt? (Score:5, Funny)
Come on. Oh we are too good to be called a game, but come play it. Give me a break.
Does it come with Hooked on Phonix too? (Score:3, Funny)
Sport? (Score:5, Funny)
If driving in a hot car for 5 hours @188MPH isn't considered a sport... ...sitting in front of your computer for 5 hours DEFINITELY IS.
Re:Can you say publicity stunt? (Score:4, Funny)
Pubwiictstund..
No, I can't. Damnit! There goes your funny mod.
Similar to my own project (Score:3, Funny)
I like how these guys think. I too am producing a serious online simulation project that isn't really aimed at lowly "gamers".
My "iShitting" bowel movement simulation is an exciting new way to experience the joy of a good crap with thousands of friends from all around the world. iShitting will allow serious shitters to compete in such areas as Stench, Log Size, Color, and Composition (with bonus points awarded for visible undigested food, gum, etc). World of Warcraft has a real appeal... but seriously, folks, do you think that somebody who pretends to be an elf has what it takes to produce (and survive) the truly gargantuan masterpieces that professional shitters are famous for? Get real.
For the sake of realism, iShitting requires a full-size USB or Bluetooth toilet controller. iShitting will not support any gamepad, keyboard and mouse, wireless wand and nunchuk, Spaceball, trackball, joystick or paddles.
Like the good folks at iRacing, I also feel that iShitting should not be called a simple MMO. I have devised my own clever acronym that captures all that iShitting is: MMSGBMBMSOPF (Massively Multishitter Stinky Gigantic Brown Messy Bowel Movement Simulated Online Production Facility).
Why so Serious? (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, so it takes less time than actually playing WoW.
Re:Can you say publicity stunt? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A-Holes Unite! (Score:2, Funny)
"Hey this is great! This game sounds like an A-Hole magnet! Consequently, that means less A-Holes in other games, and more fun for the rest of us!"
Actually this 'non-game' seems targeted at the sort that believes putting an i in front of the name magically makes it superior, along with the people who use it. Perhaps 'i-Holes' would be a more accurate expression.
Re:A better headline: (Score:4, Funny)
THEN, to get anything more than absolutely shitty cars (Pontiac Solstice??) and shitty tracks you have to buy your way up.
Well, as this is a simulation and not a game, I expect you will be able to sell advertising on your rig to make up for the extra purchasing costs.
-l
Re:Eh (Score:3, Funny)
I think that's supposed to be Racing v2.0 or someshit.
Re:Can you say publicity stunt? (Score:2, Funny)
I'd love to be an Elitist, but the closest I can get is an ooliteist.