AMD Plans 1,000-GPU Supercomputer For Games, Cloud 148
arcticstoat writes "AMD is planning to use over 1,000 Radeon HD 4870 GPUs to create a supercomputer capable of processing one petaflop, which the company says will make 'cloud' computing a reality. When it's built later this year, the Fusion Render Cloud will be available as an online powerhorse for a variety of people, from gamers to 3D animators. The company claims that it could 'deliver video games, PC applications and other graphically-intensive applications through the Internet "cloud" to virtually any type of mobile device with a web browser.' The idea is that the Fusion Render Cloud will do all the hard work, so all you need is a machine capable of playing back the results, saving battery life and the need for ever greater processing power. AMD also says that the supercomputer will 'enable remote real-time rendering of film and visual effects graphics on an unprecedented scale.' Meanwhile, game developers would be able to use the supercomputer to quickly develop games, and also 'serve up virtual world games with unlimited photo-realistic detail.' The supercomputer will be powered by OTOY software, which allows you to render 3D visuals in your browser via streaming, compressed online data."
Oh Yeah? Well..... (Score:5, Funny)
Cloud?! TWO IN ONE DAY? (Score:3, Funny)
Attention, AMD Marketroids: Please kill yourselves. Now. Do it now.
*blink*
Yes. All of you.
online powerhorse? (Score:5, Funny)
the Fusion Render Cloud will be available as an online powerhorse
AMD also described NVIDIA's Quadroplex as more of an online My Little Pony.
I know kung-fu. (Score:2, Funny)
AMD also says that the supercomputer will 'enable remote real-time rendering of film and visual effects graphics on an unprecedented scale.' Meanwhile, game developers would be able to use the supercomputer to quickly develop games, and also 'serve up virtual world games with unlimited photo-realistic detail.'
they have this in the future. don't they call it the matrix?
Contest, the rematch... (Score:3, Funny)
A comment from the story earlier today about nVidia's new 2-teraflop multicore card:
Yet again, Nvidia showed ATI that it, indeed, has the biggest penis.
Hah! HAH! While nVidia dicks around with expansion cards measured in mere teraflops, AMD is building a SUPERCOMPUTER. That's a /peta/flop, nVidia! If you don't know what that is, here's a hint: take your teraflop. Then add three zeros to the end. BAM!
AMD's penis is now 500 times larger than nVidia's. It's math.
Re:Good luck (Score:1, Funny)
Slashdot has to be the bulletin board
I'm assuming you used angel brackets to emphasize <only> as well :P
Re:Wow, streamed 3D games.. (Score:5, Funny)
What does your friend use?
Re:Oh Yeah? Well..... (Score:3, Funny)
2000 Intel GPUs?? Well, that's like a Radeon 3650, right?
Videphile-quality cables. (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, you can. You need to use the correct ethernet cables with high-level tin alloy shielding and vibration elimination: http://www.usa.denon.com/ProductDetails/3429.asp [denon.com]
Re:Videphile-quality cables. (Score:2, Funny)
You're sure that's not a Monster Cable rebrand?
Re:To be fair... (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah. But the arrows don't point crosswise.