Utah Senate, House Pass Jack Thompson's Game Sales Bill 200
Ars Technica reports that the Utah State Senate and House have both passed Jack Thompson's proposed legislation that would stiffen penalties for the sale of M-rated games to minors. Oddly, on its trip through the state legislature, amendments rendered it largely ineffective; retailers are in the clear if the employee who sold the game goes through a training program, or if the minor misrepresents his age. It's also possible that the bill could cause some retailers to simply take down their ESRB-related advertising. Thompson's statements about the bill put the focus on advertising, but discussion on the Utah Senate floor had a familiar ring, touching on the story of a Grand Theft Auto player who killed two policemen in 2003. The ESRB wrote an open letter in opposition of the bill, saying it could undo the efforts they've made to popularize their rating system. The bill's sponsors fired back, questioning the industry's overall commitment to ratings, and now it awaits only the governor's signature before becoming law.
why are people... (Score:5, Funny)
STILL listening to Jack Thompson? He's already been certified crazy, disbarred with extreme prejudice (out of a cannon, into the sun) and will probably never practice law ever again.
Besides, we all know Jack Thompson died when Penny Arcade was honored by Washington.
Jack Thompson (Score:5, Funny)
Didn't Jack Thompson die?
Re:The gist (Score:3, Funny)
From skimming a selection of this post: Ass covering is the best policy.
Re:The gist (Score:3, Funny)
From skimming a selection of this post: Ass.
Re:The gist (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Jack Thompson (Score:5, Funny)
I always thought that you need to give up your soul and become undead to pass the bar.
Being disbarred is kind of like being rejected by Satan...
Note: IANAL :-0
Re:The gist (Score:5, Funny)
Null reference exception.
Re: Revenge! (Score:4, Funny)
Bart: One "Itchy And Scratchy At It It Again", please.
Big Tony: How old are you, kid? Keepin' in mind, of course, that I can legally sell you this game unless you are over 18. Think hard before you answer.
Bart: (thinking) uummm, 23?
Big Tony: Here you go, and have a nice day.
(no I don't know why Big Tony would be selling the game)
Brainzzz (Score:3, Funny)
As a zombie, he must be starving in Utah.
Re:Friggin' Utah. (Score:5, Funny)
Then again, there be lotsa slutty Mormon girls who will do everything but vag...
Re:why are people... (Score:1, Funny)
To be fair, Republicans also listen to Rush Limbaugh. Whom do you think is a more crazy choice for them to listen?
Re:Jack Thompson (Score:5, Funny)
Undead Lawyer == Politician?
Re:Wow.... legislators in Utah (Score:5, Funny)
How is some disillusioned kid thinking D&D is real any different than thinking someone can be crucified, rise from the dead & turn water into wine?
Re:Jack Thompson (Score:5, Funny)
He was disbarred, which is sort of like dying for a lawyer. But he's still out there, sort of an undead lawyer now.
He still might be able to get a job with Morcombe, Slant and Honeyplace...
Re:Wow.... legislators in Utah (Score:5, Funny)
Wait, what does David Blaine have to do with any of this?
Re:why are people... (Score:3, Funny)
I honestly don't know that there is a correct answer to this question.
Re:They should also make oxygen against the law (Score:3, Funny)
If symptoms of a lack of oxygen are taken to include brain death, there is ample evidence they banned oxygen some considerable time ago.
No, Congress MUST ban this deadly chemical, DHMO! (Score:4, Funny)
Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
Not to mention the fact that DHMO can be connected to almost EVERY murder in the United States! All those people dead because someone was allowing this compound into his or her body.
Just look at some of the uses this deadly chemical is used for:
Re:The gist (Score:5, Funny)
"Death of Anti-Gaming crusader blamed on Games" (Score:3, Funny)
Jack Thompson must be alive, because I don't remember seeing anything on CNN about an anti-gaming crusader's death being blamed on video games, nor do I remember any recent Congressional hearings investigating weather or not Thompson's death was inspired by the Grand Theft Auto: IV mission where the player must kill an anti-gaming self-proclaimed "moral crusader" attorney, who states, just before the player must kill the man, that "Guns don't kill people. Video games do."
Re:why are people... (Score:4, Funny)
Um, this is Utah.
Yeah, silly AC thought the constituents of Utah were people.
Re:Jack Thompson (Score:5, Funny)
Undead Lawyer == Politician?
No worse, lobbyest, you can vote out politicians.
Re:Jack Thompson (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Jack Thompson (Score:5, Funny)
Didn't Jack Thompson die?
It doesn't matter, Jack Thompson saves frequently.
Re:Jack Thompson (Score:5, Funny)
4092 ? 00:27:00 jackd
6248 ? 00:00:00 jackthompson
$ kill -9 6248
$ ps -A | grep "jack"
4092 ? 00:27:00 jackd
6248 ? 00:00:00 jackthompson
Re:Friggin' Utah. (Score:4, Funny)
Holier-Than-Thou @&#%$%@s.
I think there's a parse error in your Perl.
Re:Jack Thompson (Score:3, Funny)
I always thought that you need to give up your soul and become undead to pass the bar.
Being disbarred is kind of like being rejected by Satan...
Note: IANAL :-0
Satan's HR: The thing about Jackie is that, at first, we thought he was evil. He was greedy, and slothful...He certainly went the extra mile, or didn't, whichever is good when your talking about sloth, well, that's what he did. And displaced anger, you betcha!
But, over time, we began to notice something. When the other kids were knocking over the candy machine, he would just put up a sign that read "Please don't knock me over. And if you see someone trying to knock me over, please don't watch". When our executives were trying to find ways to air American Idol in place of the evening news, he was asking if they contestants could sing the severe weather warnings.
Eventually, we realized, he isn't evil. He's just batshit crazy. And we are having none of that... If he wants to be batshit crazy, then he'll have to go to purgatory with the unbaptized babies and all the other crazies. So, we filled out a transfer request, and we're pretty sure he much happier there...Or not...Either way, it's not our problem.