Gamers Pay To Play With Girls 408
taucross writes "A new site allows lonely Xbox 360 gamers to pay a prescribed fee for a few minutes of game time with one of the 'PlayDates', a girl who is paid to play video games. Gamers can choose to have a 'flirty' or 'dirty' experience with one of the PlayDates. Is this what we meant when we said we wanted 'adult gaming'?"
TOTALLY UNFAIR (Score:5, Funny)
Re:will the dirty ones (Score:4, Funny)
This is just sad. (Score:5, Funny)
Might as well just hit on that female night elf instead. World of Warcraft is a better way to get chicks, so long as you got the gold and the purpz to impress the ladies.
Back when I played WoW, we had one female member that kept dating and then dumping the dudes that got legendary items (like the Hand of Ragnaros).
VISEN AND GILLIAM SITTING IN A TREE,
C-Y-B-E-R-I-N-G
FIRST COMES PURPZ
THEN COMES LEGENDARIES
THEN COMES QUESTING TOGETHER AT NESINGWARY'S
Wow. (Score:5, Funny)
Does this mean (Score:5, Funny)
MS will change the name from "X Box Live" to the "XXX Box Live CAM Shows!"?
It's a bargain (Score:4, Funny)
To find its girls, GameCrush posted a Craigslist ad looking for ladies who want to get paid to play video games.
Most "playdates" on Craigslist cost a lot more than $8.99.
I tried it (Score:5, Funny)
Met up with a gal named Eliza. She asked me a lot of questions though.
Finally appropriate (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Who are you to cast aspersions? (Score:5, Funny)
Who the hell would pay for porn when it's everywhere for free?
That would be like paying for drinking water for... wait a minute... bad example...
actually, let me be the nerdiest... (Score:5, Funny)
You know, it kinda reminds me of the joke about the programmer who finds a talking frog. The frog says, "Please, if you kiss me I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and I'll be your girlfriend and do whatever you wish." The programmer thinks for a bit, puts the frog in the pocket and says, "You know, I don't think I have the time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is way cool."
Kinda the same reaction I'm getting here. I can't say I much care about the "date" part, or even if it's a girl or a guy, but if they're even marginally good at Star Trek Online, I could have some use fir someone to watch my back and have a chat with. Especially if they have a Science Ship, but I'm not fussy. A Cruiser is good too. Some of those battleships can hurt a lot if you're in a lone Escort, lemme tell ya ;)
Re:wha??? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:will the dirty ones (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Capitalism (Score:2, Funny)
Women play XBOX 360? (Score:5, Funny)
... How do they get it into the kitchen?
Re:May I be the first to say... (Score:4, Funny)
Uhh, if you are fragging a girl, I doubt you would be using this "service".
Re:May I be the first to say... (Score:2, Funny)
Doesn't have to be. There was a thing we used to do with a jigsaw and 25-watt lightbulb...
But this isn't really an appropriate forum to talk about that.
Re:May I be the first to say... (Score:5, Funny)
This is pathetic with a Capital Ship.
Re:actually, let me be the nerdiest... (Score:5, Funny)
A nerd comes running up to his friend and says:
"You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday. I was walking around when all the sudden this beautiful girl comes up to me riding this wicked bike. She throws down the bike, takes off all her clothes, and says 'Take whatever you want.'"
"So I took the bike."
His friend responds "Good choice. The clothes would have never fit you."
Re:Who are you to cast aspersions? (Score:5, Funny)
I have never paid for porn... I have gotten it for free for doing a few favors for a production team though :-0
there fixed that for you...
I wish to Christ this was a joke (Score:2, Funny)
...but it's not.
Shame on you, CmdrTaco, for posting this. Shame on the organisation behind it for creating it. And every one of you assholes who immediately started joking about it, you disgust me.
Re:I tried it (Score:5, Funny)
What makes you believe PWNZD LOL N00B?
Re:actually, let me be the nerdiest... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:will the dirty ones (Score:3, Funny)
Re:May I be the first to say... (Score:5, Funny)
> Ya this seems pretty damned sad though the great grandparents strip-gaming thing
> sounds absolutely awesome for parties.
I read this line and stopped to almost puke. There was a pause of about 30 seconds before i read your second line and realised you were talking about the great grand-parent POST. Imagine my relief.
LIVE REAL G.I.R.L.s (Score:5, Funny)
Re:May I be the first to say... (Score:3, Funny)
I have no idea if a guy in that position would pay over $7 a pop just to game with a girl, but it does have some potential.
Yeah -- playing with girls is too expensive. I play with myself instead.
[/me blushes]
Wait, wait! I mean I play solo games! Get your mind out of the gutter!
New idea (Score:4, Funny)
Let's pay verified girls to post in Slashdot discussions. Then, for a fee, you'll get either dirty or flirty responses to your posts about programming languages or whatnot.
Yeah, no kidding (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, no kidding, plus it leaves out more important aspects. I mean, who cares if she's dirty or flirty, the question is: can she keep aggro and what tier of epic gear does she have? :P
Re:You're in for a nasty surprise... (Score:5, Funny)
you sure know a LOT about pretending to be a girl.
something your not telling us?
Re:Hey, neat-o (Score:3, Funny)
Umm...try the local university? If you want to spend money, I'm sure they have plenty of hangouts around campus where "inventor-type women" go. Just walk up to any student and ask, "where do I go to have sex with inventor-type women? Are you an inventor-type woman? Will you have my children?" If she doesn't slap you, you're in!
Sticky controllers (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Dirty or Flirty (Score:2, Funny)
Why, which are yours?
Give a new meaning (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Seriously!? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I wish to Christ this was a joke (Score:5, Funny)
Re:actually, let me be the nerdiest... (Score:3, Funny)
Three Words:
Jam Targeting Sensors.
At 11km buff yourself to high heaven (tac team, atk alpha, hi yield torp, rapid fire), set throttle to max, and fire off your initial volley right as you get in weapons range. Then use Jam targetting sensors right away. NPCs usually seem to not move when you do that (even though it just prevents them from firing..must be an AI bug) so they will keep the same shield facing you, and you can often have them destroyed or at least on the brink of death by the time you get next to them, and you often have little more than a scratch on your forward shields.
Now what was this story about again? I got distracted by something more interesting.
Dude, you haven't been paying attention (Score:5, Funny)
Dude, you haven't been paying attention. I don't want a human female. I want an orc female. Or a klingon one. Mmmm. Betazoid is borderline ok too, though ;)
Re:Sounds Similiar. (Score:4, Funny)
Sure we are ronrey nerds, but it helps to get them out of the house.
So ronrey and sadly arone.....
Re:Who are you to cast aspersions? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:will the dirty ones (Score:3, Funny)