Huh, that's odd. It was only yesterday that I was being told Sony had lost the PS3 hacking war [slashdot.org]. Wait a second, this sounds familiar. Did a Texan in a flight suit show up at the unveiling of PSGroove with a giant banner?

But if it makes you feel any better, Sony--yeah, you've "won."

if you don't know, you are certainly not L33T enough.

That's the least of his problems. More important is the way the dike slaps him every time he tries to stick a finger in her.

This just in. Following points made on /. regarding what other things than gaming you can do on your PS3, Sony quickly released an update that includes these changes:
1. Online access to gamer network requires a subscription plan.
2. All publishers must release updates to their games that removes dedicated servers because the datacenter electricity bill was too high.
3. Developing for the PS3 now requires a developer license. Also, an app store has been announced, where applications can be purchased, while free applications exist, they usually suck. Also, you must develop on an Apple OS. Apple agreed to help with the application approval process, seeing as they have a phenomenal app store system, and in return PS3 development has been restricted to OSX.
4. USB attached hard drives are no longer permitted. Nor are harddrive upgrades. "There's no reason for you to need all that space", says Sony, "you're just playing games."
5. Regular USB keyboards and mice no longer work properly with the PS3. You must register your device and pay a mandatory $5 fee per device registered for it to interact correctly with the PS3. Or you can buy a PS3 keyboard/mouse pre-registered for $80 each. 3 month warranty included -- we know how you gamers treat your keyboards, especially after getting pwnd.

Be careful when pointing out positive aspects of a console. They'll be quick to whisk those away so all you have is a box that takes BD disks and makes shiny gfx on the screen.