Michael Jackson Themed MMO In the Works 180
norton123 writes "SEE has announced plans to published a Michael Jackson themed MMO. From the article: 'Planet Michael is described by SEE as "a massive social gaming experience" with "collaborative in-game activities," set in "an immersive virtual space themed after iconic visuals drawn from Michael's music, his life and the global issues that concerned him."'"
It's a shame (Score:4, Funny)
Too bad about the COPPA Act. The intended target audience is impossible unless the chatlines and names were narrow pre-determined choices ala Toontown.
Captcha: upward.
Let me guess (Score:5, Funny)
You can only play male gnomes and dwarves.
I can see the daily quests now... (Score:5, Funny)
1) change your skin color
2) adjust your facial features
3) buy a monkey
I don't want to even THINK about the achievements.
Character selection screen (Score:5, Funny)
The character selection screen will have two choices. Micheal Jackson and a Little White boy.
Re:WTF? (Score:3, Funny)
Because there are people who want to recreate the fun of diddling little boys? /ducks
First question on signup (Score:5, Funny)
To catch a predator... (Score:2, Funny)
Ok, on to the jokes.
1) Children under 13 need to ditch their parents in order to enter.
2) The MJMMO, the only place where you're payed to play!
3) Blue young hottie needs Jesus juice badly...
Re:I can see the daily quests now... (Score:5, Funny)
Don't forget about trying to buy the skeleton of the elephant man.
Re:Character selection screen (Score:5, Funny)
I thought you said two choices? What's the other one besides Michael Jackson the Little White Boy?
Re:Let me guess (Score:5, Funny)
At level 40 milliion$, you can buy your 1st mount! (Score:5, Funny)
Well it is not so much buying, as paying off his parents.
They Are also introducing an SciFi themed Michael Jackson FPS called Alien vs Child Predator.
Re:LOL (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I can see the daily quests now... (Score:4, Funny)
1) change your skin color.
It's not a daily quest; the longer you play, the lighter your skin becomes.
Re:Is this really just... (Score:5, Funny)
How come you're such a fussy young man?
Complaining 'bout the jokes if people come to play?
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Re:Character selection screen (Score:5, Funny)
Ding! You've leveled up! You can now change your class to "White MJ"! You've learned the skill "Dodge Lawsuit"! You've gained 3,000 MP (Molestation Points)!
Re:WTF? (Score:5, Funny)
Say, does anyone want to buy some of these beautiful, gilded "Diana: Princess of Hearts" commemorative dinner plates?
I just can't wait! (Score:4, Funny)
FPS version: Escape from Neverland (Score:3, Funny)
It's a first person shooter.
2004 called (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I can see the daily quests now... (Score:5, Funny)
Does the game end when my nose falls off or do I just respawn at my plastic surgeons with my last face and pigmentation settings?
Re:Let me guess (Score:1, Funny)
No, but you can be a mount for pedobear.