Game Reviewers Face Odd Bribery From Publishers 148
eldavojohn writes "You might be used to the idea that game reviewers receive games free and ahead of time, but Ars opens up a darker side to the mystery box. Like a $200 check from Dante's Inferno, reading, 'by cashing this check you succumb to avarice by hoarding filthy lucre, but by not cashing it, you waste it, and thereby surrender to prodigality.' Or how about a huge-ass sword from Darksiders. Or brass knuckles (illegal in some states) from the makers of Mafia II. Or rancid, rotting meat mixed with spent shell casings, teeth, broken glasses and dog tags from Bulletstorm. NCSoft gave out flight suits and trips to weightlessness. Nintendo apparently likes to send all manner of food, including elaborate cakes shaped as their consoles and games. Squeeballs sent a crate of stuffed animals. iPods from Activision and Zunes from Microsoft seem to be pretty tame bait for reviewers ... but there's one reason why this continues to happen: more news-starved review sites and blogs report on the extras and the publisher's game gets spread around just a wee bit more. Even if it is as freakish as bracelets from an insane asylum spattered with blood." I think we must be doing it wrong around here... we usually can't even get games before the release date, much less get free rotting meat.
Threats (Score:3, Funny)
Publisher: Give our game at least 8/10 or it's Two Girls, One Cup for you.
Reviewer: And if I refuse?
Publisher: Three Girls, One Cup.
Reviewing specialists (Score:4, Funny)
In these dire times, were I a reviewer, I'd specialize in Dead or Alive spinoff games.
Just in case they up the ante.
Re:Not bribery; just PR stunts. (Score:4, Funny)
Brass knuckles make it easier to acquire your own cash!
Here's the real question. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Bribe? (Score:4, Funny)
well, maybe not a Zune...
Re:Here's the real question. (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, and the game was fantastic!
Re:Here's the real question. (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, and the game IS fantastic!
when you have a time machine, was and will be become is.
Re:Don't take this wrong (Score:3, Funny)
I hate it when my ass balls are on fire, but when they're hell balls it's okay.
Do you have typing Tourette's syndrome?