FPS Games That Need a Remake

kube00 writes "With the release and successful sales of Goldeneye 007 on the Wii, this opens the doors for other 90s FPS game remakes. Games like Jedi Knight, Red Rampage and Tribes could all use remakes and would look great with next-generation graphics. Nothing would be more satisfying than a remake of Jedi Knight that lets gamers slice Jar Jar to bits in multiplayer."

Duke Nukem

[cosm]

Oh wait.

Re:That what?

[Anonymous Coward]

Jar Jar is the ultimate character to teabag opponents with. Nothing compares to the humiliation of a Gungan's junk engulfing the screen after you just got pwned.

Starwars I, II, III

[MintOreo]

Done by someone who can actually direct, like Christopher Nolan.

Oh, FPS games, nevermind.

Jar Jar?

[Anonymous Coward]

Are you fucking nerds STILL butthurt about Jar Jar?

Re:That what?

[larry bagina]

how about Star Wars: TSA screener? There's been too much terrorism and planetary destruction, so everyone needs to be screened before flying. Here's your chance to make sure princess Padme doesn't have anything hidden in her coochie. You can also arrest jar-jar for not wearing pants. How can you be sure he doesn't have a bomb strapped to his leg if you can't check his pants!!?!?!!?

Re:Duke Nukem

[Anonymous Coward]

Isn't the original Duke Nukem revamp slated for 2025 already? They wised up and now it'll be 15 years before it's considered vaporware.

Re:Why Craig?

[gringer]

As a OO7 Fanboy

[Cue mild logical inconsistency jitters]
Clearly not enough of a fanboy to realise that the two circular thingies in front of the 7 were '0's, rather than 'O's.

Best graphics update

[Posting=!Working]

They need to release an updated graphics package for Adventure. I can't wait to play this game as a high definition square block.

Zork I, II, III...

[sanman2]

I think Zork would look great with the latest generation of graphics. Would be a tremendous improvement.

Custer's Revenge!

[preflex]

It's time for someone to do this game the service the original developers never did. It'd be great to get to play this with modern graphics and a more detailed storyline.

Re:That what?

[Firehed]

"Hey Leia, I know you're already having a lousy day from the whole being Jabba's slave thing, but your metallic clothing is setting off the metal detector. Please step over here..."

Re:That what?

[Lumpy]

I played many a Quake III tourneys as Barney the dinosaur. It usually made it more fun for me as everyone would gang up to kill me and that made it far more interesting and a challenge.

Plus nothing like getting Rocket jump ambushed as you come around the corner by a purple dinosaur.