Duke Nukem Forever Goes Gold 277
An anonymous reader writes with enthusiasm "Duke Nukem Forever has finally gone gold!"
Looks like it'll be on shelves around June 10th with a demo available for Duke Nukem First Access Club members available June 3rd. Can it really be true?
correlation here? (Score:5, Funny)
There has to be some correlation between the guy preaching the end of the world this week and Duke Nukem actually coming out. One of the two was just off by a few days. Is hell going to freeze over? The doomsday guy didn't scare me before (I'm a christian, he's a nut) But NOW I''m starting to worry.
It will be released October 21 (Score:3, Funny)
Then it will really be the end of the world.
Harold Camping was right in his adjustment.
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BMO
Re:Hope it's true. (Score:4, Funny)
Have they claimed Vaporware Award 2011 before?
They did, but it turns out it was just a premature announcement. ;-)
Going back to 1998... (Score:4, Funny)
OMG! (Score:5, Funny)
Then it is true. the end is near.... as was fortold in the old documents....
"And lo, the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse will be announce by a messenger, the actual release of Duke Nukem Forever will seal the fate of mankind as they will bask in the light unaware that the horsemen will approach and deliver their doom unto them." -- Speculese 14:10
Stay away from my daughters Duke (Score:5, Funny)
Re:correlation here? (Score:3, Funny)
Actually, the imminent release of DNF was what set the rapture back. Can't have hell on earth when the demons are snowed in :-P
End of an era (Score:5, Funny)
It's time to delay release and chew bubble gum.
And I'm all out of delays.
Re:Stay away from my daughters Duke (Score:5, Funny)
Re:OMG! (Score:5, Funny)
That would suck. Imagine thinking you where getting Duke Nukem Forever and getting Doom instead.
Talk about bait and switch.
Re:Stay away from my daughters Duke (Score:5, Funny)
He's a married man with kids. Nights are reserved for porn.
Re:Stay away from my daughters Duke (Score:5, Funny)
Re:correlation here? (Score:5, Funny)
Ahh, yes. "I'm crazy and believe in a voice in the sky, but I'm just not as crazy as him!"
Arguably, craziness is probably an interval variable, but that would mean that you too are crazy, just to a lesser degree than him.
Re:Stay away from my daughters Duke (Score:5, Funny)
wow, that got one funny but also one troll moderation. What, are WIVES moderating here?
That explains EVERYTHING!
Re:What could possibly happen? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm expecting the installer to be nothing but a Rick Roll on DVD.
Re:Stay away from my daughters Duke (Score:5, Funny)
Have you seen the trailer for DNF? One could argue it qualifies.
Re:Going back to 1998... (Score:4, Funny)
That just brought a tear to my eye...
Freshman in college when announced...now married 7 years with a kid.
My UID is from late 2007 to early 2008