Space Invaders: The Movie

rainmouse writes "Hollywood, clearly after witnessing the staggering success and endless critical acclaim of other computer game adaptations with their typically engrossing story line and deep, believable character development, have now apparently picked up the rights to make a film based upon Space Invaders. 'The classic 1980s arcade game from Taito and Midway, which is ranked as the top arcade game of all time by Guinness World Records, is heading to the big screen courtesy of producers Lorenzo di Bonaventura and Odd Lot Entertainment's Gigi Pritzker.'" Please help out by providing appropriate plot-lines and character sketches below.

Another vehicle

[Jeremiah Cornelius]

...for Megan Fox to exhibit her thespian excellence.

I know

[Dunbal]

Bad Guys come, threaten the safety and well being of all loving earthlings - especially a Young Hero and his Unconsummated Love. Young Hero gets the shit kicked out of him. Unconsummated Love somehow placed in mortal danger. Young Hero finds a way to overcome the Bad Guys, rejoin his Unconsummated Love and save the entire world. Mix in oodles of special effects magic. $8 please, or whatever it is they charge for movie tickets nowadays.

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[Legion303]

Dear Hollywood: Fuck you.

Re:Blame "Pirates of the Caribbean"

[Bloodwine77]

The first Pirates movie is good. As with the Matrix, I pretend that Pirates has no sequels.

Re:I'm still waiting for the Pacman movie

[SlayerofGods]

Wow... I was reading the trivia for that show and saw this.
"Aired back to back with Rubix the amazing cube."
...
I take back everything bad I thought about Space Invaders: The movie...
Apparently the bottom was reached in 1983 and it's actually been all up hill since then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYs_GCy9PRk [youtube.com]