Child Gets Nintendo 3DS Full of Porn For Christmas 370
dotarray writes "One Colorado family received more than they'd bargained for this Christmas when they gave five-year-old Braydon Giles a pre-owned Nintendo 3DS that apparently still contained 'graphic images' from a previous owner. From the article: 'Refurbishing is an art, as well as a craft. The whole point is to make a gadget feel pristine, even when it used to be owned by a cult leader, a scout leader or an exhibitionist.
Sadly, someone in a Colorado GameStop stopped refurbishing before the job was complete.
So much so that 5-year-old Braydon Giles opened his Xmas gift — a Nintendo 3DS — and discovered images of naked people doing less than pristine things. As Channel 9 News tells it, Braydon showed the 3DS to his brother Bryton. He wanted his help to remove these weird pictures. '"
Greatest present ever (Score:5, Funny)
Under Communism we won't have this problem (Score:4, Funny)
Because nobody will be named Braydon. Under Communism, people will all have awesome names that can only be expressed with Korean characters.
That explains my present... (Score:5, Funny)
All I got was a bunch of simplistic children's games on my 3DS.
"Quality Control" (Score:5, Funny)
Best part of the article:
GameStop is currently researching this situation. We have a rigorous quality control process in place
As a former GameStop employee, I can personally attest to the fact that their "rigorous quality control process" consists of "Now don't get too stoned in the back room when you're on the clock."
Re:Greatest present ever (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, children can be traumatized [youtube.com].
Re:Why did the moron parents have to publicize thi (Score:5, Funny)
What did you expect from the folks who named their kids Bryton and Braydon?
GameStop... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That explains my present... (Score:5, Funny)
You're not holding it right.
Talking snakes and rib women (Score:5, Funny)
Someone care to do a cultural translation for an european why its okay for kids to play with tanks and guns(both seen in TFA video) yet them seeing naked people is like your kids life is ruined?
Because the universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master.
He can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
He has defined a category of behaviours which are biologically imperative but which we should not do, lest he judge us unworthy in his eyes and stick us in his personal torture chamber for all eternity.
Showing naked people to children encourages them to have sex in ways which are not permitted, which will get them sent to the eternal torture chamber.
Does this answer your question?
Re:Why sex is deemed not "pristine"? (Score:5, Funny)
Killing is a part of nature. Without it, animals would starve. Therefore, when people have a problem with murder, something is very wrong...
Worst. Argument. Ever.
While your argument there is bad, I'm not sure I would call it the worst one ever.
Re:Why sex is deemed not "pristine"? (Score:4, Funny)
Unless it's with Rosanne Barr or Rosie O'Donnell.
Re:Why sex is deemed not "pristine"? (Score:5, Funny)
...and here you are, years later, posting on slashdot.
Re:Why sex is deemed not "pristine"? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm not sure that what happens in porn can even be considered sex any more.
Imagine if extraterrestrials had gotten that 3DS full of porn and that's the only thing they knew about humans. They'd think we reproduce by having the man ejaculate up the woman's nose.
Re:Why sex is deemed not "pristine"? (Score:2, Funny)
Monogamy is older then religion.
"Mans natural state is to beat lesser men into submission and then take as many mates as he can."
As it turns out, that may not be true.
Not doing that may have been a critical pressure increasing the odds of our evolutionary dominance.
Non monogamous society lead to genetic defects, disease and lower IQs.
Not to be confuse with society's where A person inst monogamous.
Re:Why sex is deemed not "pristine"? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why sex is deemed not "pristine"? (Score:3, Funny)
"Well, Butters really seems to be enjoying his new Nintendo 3DS game!"
"My precious!"