timothy (36799) writes "Judge hoped to teach a lesson: "We have ways to make you yelp!" So, it wasn't the cockroaches or bullying — those are fair game. But if you insult the sodium level, it's the hole for you!" Link to Original Source
IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's
got to be a better way.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.