Except it's confined to sterile cage in a research institute and has no control over the operations performed on it.
While I understand the need for primate testing for such a device before doing implant testing in humans, it's disingenuous to say that this monkey isn't unhappy.
by Anonymous Coward writes:
on Monday February 01, 2021 @09:46PM (#61017682)
s/researchinstitute/cubicle
i'm discretionary enough to not play with my own feces/urine and yet my "exacting" standards would STILL readily find caged conditions satisfactory with little effort
you could probably achieve it by providing porn, food, and a warm spot to sleep, in that order
It's not an unhappy monkey (Score:3)
Except it's confined to sterile cage in a research institute and has no control over the operations performed on it.
While I understand the need for primate testing for such a device before doing implant testing in humans, it's disingenuous to say that this monkey isn't unhappy.
Re:It's not an unhappy monkey (Score:0)
s/researchinstitute/cubicle
i'm discretionary enough to not play with my own feces/urine and yet my "exacting" standards would STILL readily find caged conditions satisfactory with little effort
you could probably achieve it by providing porn, food, and a warm spot to sleep, in that order