Massively Multiplayer Hello Kitty 59
Thanks (I guess) to GameGossip for the news that SanrioWave Software is planning a Hello Kitty Massively Multiplayer Game. From the article: "The game will give players access to up to three characters, each customizable, and will include 15 different occupations, and five shops in which players can make in-game progress. Hello Kitty Online World will carry an subscription fee of sorts when launched throughout Asia later this year." The official game site is also available for perusal.
My idea of a Hello Kitty MMO... (Score:4, Funny)
Hello Kitty 40K [uidaho.edu]
Re:My idea of a Hello Kitty MMO... (Score:2, Funny)
See, the owner doesn't want to be
Re:My idea of a Hello Kitty MMO... (Score:5, Informative)
Either go to:
http://kuoi.asui.uidaho.edu/~kamikaze/Sanrio/ [uidaho.edu] and click on the link from there , or get it with wget:
Re:My idea of a Hello Kitty MMO... (Score:4, Insightful)
Ironic, because the page is full of direct links to images and media on other sites.
Re:My idea of a Hello Kitty MMO... (Score:2, Funny)
Let me be the first to say... (Score:3, Insightful)
SWEET (Score:1)
Hello Kitty 4000 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hello Kitty 4000 (Score:2)
Re:Hello Kitty 4000 (Score:2, Informative)
http://www.40k.ca/imperialguard/hk40k.gif
Re:Hello Kitty 4000 (Score:2)
I read your first post, read it again, cracked a huge grin, and repeated it to myself in different voice impressions about 20 times
First it was a voice imitating the narrator voice on the intro to the original Law & Order series ("In the criminal justice system, there are
Next I imagined it with a more "grave" voice that might be used for a trailer narration of some sci-fi war flick.
Then I giggled like a litt
Re:Hello Kitty 4000 (Score:1)
This could work... (Score:5, Insightful)
And lest we forget, NeoPets is still insanely popular with younger kids...the demographic of this game.
I wouldn't be caught dead playing it, but if it will make a little girl in Japan happy, it's served its purpose.
Re:This could work... (Score:2, Funny)
if i make a little girl in japan happy, have *I* served my purpose? yes, i have.
Re:This could work... (Score:1)
Digital (Score:1)
From the site... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:From the site... (Score:2)
Re:From the site... (Score:1)
Re:From the site... (Score:1)
Re:From the site... (Score:1)
The Misadventures of Hello Cthulhu [hello-cthulhu.com]
Ia, Ia, Hello Kitty phtagn!
Question (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Question (Score:3, Funny)
So what's this all about? (Score:5, Funny)
Role-playing little kids in a sweatshop making pink and white toys and accessories for little girls?
Re:So what's this all about? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:So what's this all about? (Score:1)
Life-leech Kitty (Score:5, Funny)
Feeding (instruction)
The Player must remember to feed his or her pet every day after the Angel has grown beyond the infancy stage. If this is neglected, the relationship between the Player and the Angel will drop and the Angel would take the Player's life bit by bit until it goes out of control.
I envision a server full of cute, maniacal, life-sucking kittens and frogs.
"Sure, Wiggles may be slowly draining my life essence, but isn't he just the cutesOH MY EYES HE RIPPED OUT MY EYES!"
Hilarity ensues.
Re:Life-leech Kitty (Score:1)
I envision a server full of cute, maniacal, life-sucking kittens and frogs.
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Sounds fun to me. Soundtrack preferably by lolipop groups like BerryZ Koubou, Perfume, SweetS, Route0, Pipo's Angels, etc etc. Can easily imagine the voices of the girls from BerryZ Koubou singing lines like "We welcome this happiness tonight" as the background music while a cute little bunny eats your character's soul. It'd be adorable.
Re:Life-leech Kitty (Score:2)
Oh great. Wean them on an enforced once-a-day checkup or they start losing the game. Before you know it, they'll be on the streets peddling their nubile bodies for next month's subscription cash.
Re:Life-leech Kitty (Score:2)
How about The Misadventures Of Hello Cthulu [hello-cthulhu.com]?
Please let this be a joke (Score:1, Troll)
Yes, it is all wrong .. (Score:2)
Why didn't they do an MMORPG with Bush and make Hello Kitty U.S. president ?
THIS is the Halo-killer we have been waiting for! (Score:2, Funny)
Isn't NEOPETS bad enough? (Score:1)
Cutest TOS agreement ever? (Score:2)
maybe for other things too (Score:1)
Sanrio should put little gifs of unhappy hello kitty faces next to all the things one shouldn't do (or is that even possible?)
BTW it is rather funny how t
Good, but... (Score:3)
Hello... (Score:1, Insightful)
Seriously though... (Score:1, Insightful)
Seriously though. (Score:4, Insightful)
To actively setup a game that's specifically targetting the young and impressionable demographic is just.. not right. Even to market it in Asia, home of the schoolgirl fetish. I'm fairly open-minded in my values, but this sorta thing just disturbs me.
Their TOS specifically prohibits harming minors, but it also has the standard corporate CYA legalese thrown in, probably 'just in case'. I wonder what degree of policing will these folks do on their servers? Or how much involvement will Asian parents have in their kids' use of the service?
It's ultimately the parent's responsibility for their children, of course, but services like these should be held to some sort of standard, should they not?
Kitty wants your soul! (Score:1)
Isn't Hello Kitty some goth thing? (Score:1)
Re:Isn't Hello Kitty some goth thing? (Score:2)
well there is a goth hello kitty and a Pirate one (Score:1)
Re:Isn't Hello Kitty some goth thing? (Score:1)
Well... (Score:2)
oh yay. (Score:1)
How do you say "My kitty owned you" in leet?
Homework? (Score:1)
Academics? Hmm this seems like a new idea. Nice way to entice the parents to fork over the monthly fee.
Soon to be seen in the Hello Kitty Forums (Score:3, Funny)
I finally got my Hello Kitty character up to 21 and I have Cute 3 slotted and Strange Attraction From Asian Girls 4 slotted. We went out Keroppi hunting in the Land of Unholy Pink where I have never had a problem before. We find a huge mob of them gathered around and having a tea party (did they increase mob size as well, 'cause I have never seen them in groups this size!?). So the Pochaccos move in to take agg and we are holding our own when suddenly they drop my Cute Shield and stun me with kisses! How can a +1 mob do stuns and holds now? The DEVS need to seriously reconsider this. I can see Chococat bosses doing these types of mezzes but this is ridiculous. Anyway, I managed to grab about 30k in debt last night from this debacle. Anyone else?
WOW! (Score:1)