Nintendo Eyeing the Big Screen 308
techstar25 writes "Coming soon reports that video game giant Nintendo is going to Hollywood by creating an in-house unit to develop animated features based on the numerous properties owned by the company. The plan calls for Nintendo to create a movie based on one of its own franchises for theatrical release in 2006. The original story is from Variety (reg. required)." It doesn't really say what properties to expect, but obviously it's Excite Bike.
Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously, is anyone actally still awake in Hollywood or are these scripts actually being greenlighted by some giant evil Twilight-Zone-ish computer that lives in a cave someplace on the back lot of Warner Brothers? This news item seems like something they would have used as the basis of an episode of The Critic, fer cryin' out loud.
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:2)
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:2, Funny)
You must have watched Resident Evil 2; I can see how, by comparison, it'd make Resident Evil one look good.
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:3, Insightful)
Then again, I also liked Final Fantasy (it was nonsensical plotwise, just like the game) and I thought the first Tomb Raider movie was good, though I didn't go see the second one.
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:3, Funny)
RE 2 was poor. They got the action down (ass kicking with lots of cool weapons), they got the science down (same as before), but the movie was about as scary as Peekacho on crack.
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:2)
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:2)
And the action sequences were ok too, considering this was an action movie based on a game. I wasn't expecting LoTR cinematography, Chan or Woo
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:2)
And the first TR movie was friggin' weak. Didn't even bother with the second. An unremarkable, uninteresting action flick.
My fave video-game based movie: Street Fighter Animated Movie.
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:3, Interesting)
I am, of course, looking forward to Advent Children [adventchildren.net] eagerly
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:3, Insightful)
Hey- lets look at TRON. (Score:5, Interesting)
Look at it this way: These movies are simply advertising vehicles for Nintendo's games. Good, bad, doesn't matter. Get the word out there and get the games bought. Thats the TRUE strategy.
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:2)
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:2)
I was always pretty fond of the video game cartoons.
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:5, Funny)
http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1335251/ [imdb.com]
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0075376/ [imdb.com]
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:2)
This would help Pixar not be crushed by the Mouse's Massive Mmarketing Minions(tm)when Pixar tries to release intelligent movie after intelligent movie which some
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:2)
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:2)
Provocative! (Score:2)
Put [imdb.com] very [imdb.com] simply: [imdb.com] it [imdb.com]
just [imdb.com] can't! [imdb.com]
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:2)
Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! (Score:2)
I took my Cynical Pill this morning... (Score:5, Insightful)
The plan calls for Nintendo to create a movie based on one of its own franchises for theatrical release in 2006
Sadly, it will be marketed to the kids and useless parents who cannot say "No!" will take the sprogs, ensuring huge profits.
Also watch for:
The McSuper McMario Happy Meal!
Metroid Special Edition Pepsi!
Mr. Driller Bubble Gum Flavoured Toothpaste!
and the drones will gobble it all up...
Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... (Score:5, Funny)
Ahhh yes, nothing calms the brats down like some magic mushrooms and a milkshake.
# Metroid Special Edition Pepsi!
Look under the cap for a chance to win a hideous man-eating alien jellyfish! (Only while supplies last. Offer void in Tennessee.)
And let's not forget Sonic the Hedgehog(tm) Valium, or Dr. Mario Sleeping Pills!
Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... (Score:2, Funny)
"Hey, Boss! Come on into my office.. I've got something to show you. You'll love it!"
Yeah.. I can see some great possibilities....
Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... (Score:2)
I'd probably buy it, if it had a picture of Shamus without the suit on.
I'd really like to see some marketing to adults. I would definitely buy Super Mario Special Edition Draino over the regular Liquid Plumer. And I'd definitely go to a chinese place named "Yoshi's buffet."
But it's probably not going to happen.
Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... (Score:4, Funny)
Wait, you want to see an Irish guy naked? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... (Score:2)
Kid: "Mom can you take me to see this" showing a picture of shamus to dad and mom
Dad: Piping in "Hubba hubba hubba...hmm I mean, hon it is my turn and only fair since you took the kids to see the last 15 movies. I will sacrifice this time."
Super Mario Brothers (Score:3, Insightful)
Although a Zelda movie would be pretty neat.
Re:Super Mario Brothers (Score:2)
They kind of already did make one. [imdb.com]
Re:Super Mario Brothers (Score:2)
What the hell? 5 minutes missing from the US edition? Is that like shrinkage in packaging during shipping?
Re:Super Mario Brothers (Score:2)
to which it replies "I WAS SWIMMING!"
Re:Super Mario Brothers (Score:2)
Re:Super Mario Brothers (Score:2, Insightful)
2 goods that make a wrong (Score:3, Insightful)
No, it wouldn't.
Don't you remember thinking "Oh, an Alien VS Predator would be neat!" or "Man, I can't wait for the Matrix sequels!" or "Hurrah! SW: Episode One comes out today!"?
Videogames are neat. Movies are neat.
Put 'em together and you have crap. Either a crappy videogame based on a movie or a crappy movie based on a game. Stop deluding yourself, it's not healthy.
Re:Super Mario Brothers (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, they just totally did not get the artistic vision of Super Mario Bros. How could they have messed this one up? The guy eats mushrooms, gets big, goes through pipes, and then kicks around turtles- the script practically writes its
Metroid (Score:3, Interesting)
Wasn't there a Super Mario Brothers movie already that did poorly?
Re:Metroid (Score:2)
Re:Metroid (Score:5, Informative)
No word on John Woo tho.
Re:Metroid (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Metroid (Score:4, Funny)
No. John Woo is currently working on the big screen adaptation of "Duck Hunt". Nicolas Cage will play the dog.
Re:Metroid (Score:2)
Poorly? POORLY!?!?!? (Score:2, Insightful)
Super Mario Brothers [imdb.com] isn't in the Bottom 100 [imdb.com], but IT SHOULD BE!
I swear they could have done a good film, but the feel of it is that they filmed it in one day and threw it together. There were probably merchandising tie-ins, which probably failed miserably. It's poor execution like this on Hot Property which does the whole genre serious damage.
It'll probably take years for people to trust Hollywood enough to see another Dr. Suess movie [imdb.com],
Re:Poorly? POORLY!?!?!? (Score:2)
I hope it is years before Hollywood is trusted with another Dr. Suess story! Frankly Hollywood seems to have lost all touch with the rest of the world.
Re:Metroid (Score:2)
Re:Metroid (Score:2)
Yes but only because they couldn't get Cheech and Chong to do it.
Horror in Metroid (Score:2)
It was only vaguely hinted at in the earliest games, but recent Metroid games have increased the Lovecraftian feel. Modern Metroid properties tend toward a feel somewhere between Lovecraft lite and the movie Alien (the latter is an admitted influence).
Admittedly, Elder Races like the Chozo and Luminoth are probably a
Re:Horror in Metroid (Score:2)
Re:Metroid (Score:2)
Errrm....No? I'm not sure if you're serious, but if you are, try actually playing a couple of the games before you comment on it
Metroid would make an excellent horror movie, what with the theme of one woman taking on a whole planet's worth of unknown challenges, with no hope of backup or assistance from anyone except the relics of a dead race that are found during her travels.
Of course, the ultimate question is if
mmm.. Link.. (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:mmm.. Link.. (Score:2)
Wait.. it wouldn't be that kind of movie, would it? Nevermind.
Re:mmm.. Link.. (Score:2)
Nuh-uh (Score:2)
I'm not sure about this (Score:5, Funny)
oh god! the end times are near... (Score:3, Insightful)
if they want any hope of pulling this off, it *has* to be animated (like final fantasy). and it has to be targeted at a real and intelligent adult audience. this simply won't work if it's targeted at 8-14 year olds.
even then, it needs to be a powerful franchise. metroid - doable. zelda - doable (potentially in the vein of LoTR). but, excite bike? what are they going to do? make it like The Fast and the Furious with Mario as referee?
i guess all we can do is wait and see, but i'm not holding my breath for anything groundbreaking.
Re:oh god! the end times are near... (Score:2)
Re:oh god! the end times are near... (Score:3, Interesting)
The kids started screaming about fifteen minutes in, and they left just after the guy's soul got ripped from his body.
Shitty game-based movies aside... (Score:5, Insightful)
Yes, this may end up as a vehicle to cross-promote their games, but the first slated movie that they are said to produce is based on collections of centuries old Japanese literature.
Doesn't exactly sound like a Mario movie.
mod parent up! (Score:2)
The question being will they truly be able to produce something of Miyazaki's caliber?
CAPTAIN N and of course the Gameboy (Score:2)
Maybe a more adult version? since all of us have grown up (and our nintendos grew up with us)
http://www.retrones.com/SeriesAnimacion/Capitan
Re:CAPTAIN N and of course the Gameboy (Score:3, Interesting)
I have no idea where this writer wandered in from, or whatever happened to them afterwards, but it was this really awesome "what if" story where Mother Brain's goons finally manage to capture and slay Princess Whatshername, and Captain N goes insane, journeys to Mother Brain's world, kills her, and sets himself up as the new Dark Overlord. The universe goes to hell, Kid Icarus and Simon Belmont g
Too bad (Score:4, Interesting)
Hollywood has always wanted to be a video game. Unfortunately they don't know how.
One thing Hollywood does better than video game companies is arrange funding for new ideas. Despite their multi-billion dollar annual sales, no video game company spends any significant amount of time or money on research or development of truly new ideas, nor do they fund innovative new companies.
They simply market and re-market sequels and clones, sequels and clones. Oh, and they make people work 100 hour weeks until they are exhausted.
But Nintendo is the Apple of the video game industry, so they probably have a better product and better ideas.
Re:Too bad (Score:2)
So basically, the closest they've come is turning into one of those monster generators from Gauntlet?
John Woo, your lifeforce is running low.
Re:Too bad (Score:2)
Unfortunately? Call it a blessing, I would. =)
Re:Too bad (Score:2)
Star Wars.
ow wow excite bike (Score:5, Funny)
ah, those were the days.
Re:ow wow excite bike (Score:2, Funny)
Re:ow wow excite bike (Score:2)
Which would make Real Player is the Excitebike of video streaming.
Funny... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Funny... (Score:2)
The Wizard (Score:5, Interesting)
It was a story created out of the classic song, Pinball Wizard, but with heavy Nintendo advertising.
It was the first time anyone saw the Power-glove in action and we were all so jealous. Unfortunatley for everyone who went out and purchased it, it didn't work quite as well as the 'movie' made it look.
It was also the worlds first glimpse at Super Mario Brothers 3!
I don't know if the movie caught flack from parents, but I remember quite enjoying it at the time as a kid.
I also remember a Mario Brothers Saturday morning show - and if memory serves correctly, it was also non-animated.
Re:The Wizard (Score:2)
Guess what, it wasn't
I was forced to wait for it on video, and that was a terrible shame for a kid who loved Nintendo.
As for the Saturday Morning show, it was half and half with live action plumbers (and guests) introducing goofy cartoons.
I distinctly remember the Nintendo Power Hour or something like it on Saturday mornings with Metroid, Zelda,
Re:The Wizard (Score:2)
The Super mario Bros Super show. was the one your parent was referring to, but there wa sthe Super mario Bors power hour, and the Zelda animated show, and the Mario animated show, both of which were reincorperated as the supershow/power hour.
Great... (Score:5, Funny)
Do do do dodo doo. Do do do dodo doo. doopydoopydoopy do do dodo, dodo do do dodo.
Thank you, thank you.
-Jesse
Re:Great... (Score:2)
> Do do do dodo doo. Do do do dodo doo. doopydoopydoopy do do dodo, dodo do do dodo.
Great, now the RIAA is gonna totally come down on your ass for illegally reproducing the song.
Re:Great... (Score:2)
Tennis
Volleyball
Baseball
Golf
Soccer
Kun
Gyromite
Duck Hunt
Urban Champion
Karate Champ
Tetris
Feel free to add more.
Re:Great... (Score:2)
Re:Great... (Score:2)
Doot do da doot do da doot doot doot do da doot do da doot doot doot doot doot.
Now THAT's one that'll get stuck in your head.
Wonder if they've got a script for the movie yet.
Re:Great... (Score:2)
Is there anyone reading this, who's also played the game, who doesn't know EXACTLY what you're talking about?
Re:Great... (Score:2)
All I know is I saw a lot of it after 4 or 5 rounds >:(
of course, but... (Score:4, Funny)
I'm not so interested in jumping Mario across platforms, but if my reward was the opportunity to bitch-slap that annoyingly helpless Princess Toadstool, I might change my mind.
Re:of course, but... (Score:2)
Excite Bike? (Score:2)
They have it backwards! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:They have it backwards! (Score:2)
Who would you cast though? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Who would you cast though? (Score:2)
It was disturbing.
With Luck (Score:2)
It's official (Score:2)
The Long Awaited Sequel! (Score:4, Funny)
Zelda (Score:2)
Nope, Zelda is by far the Nintendo franchise best suited to anime-cation. Of course, one could just argue all you'd need to do is film an hour and half of Wind Waker. (And the great thing about that sentence is, whether you liked or hated Wind Waker, it looks like I'm agreeing with you in both cases!)
But of all of Nintendo's franchises, The Legend of Zelda is the one that really has things to say. Yes, things other than "Have I bombed every mountain space on this scree
Screw Excite Bike - I want to see (Score:2)
It's got action, excitement and suspense...
The story of two hammer-wielding Eskimo brothers in search of fruit, only to be brutally attacked by mutant Penguins and an unfathomable void that lurks just below the edge of the screen. Watch as they become obsessed with catching the evil condor that floats just above the top of the mountain!
With the recent success of Touching the Void, how could this *possibly* go wrong!?
And if not Ice Climber
wrong meme (Score:2)
No, you got the cliche wrong. It goes like this:
In Korea only old people watch movies of 8-bit videogames!
And don't diss excitebike; Little dude [seanbaby.com] got a nomination for being the toughest video game character!
Re:In Soviet Russia (Score:4, Funny)
Excite Bike...the Bike is obviously already the one doing the exciting. If you're were aiming for the "clever reversal of things in Soviet Russia" joke, it would be:
In Soviet Russia, you Excite BIKE!
Although, that doesn't end with the standard "YOU!" The joke doesn't fit the subject this time.
You fail it.
The Goonies II (Score:2)
And have a cameo by Konamiman! Remember him?
*sound of crickets*
Wrong (Score:2)
The young hero is a boy who accidentally steps on his older brother's motocycle after his brother falls and breaks his leg. The boy tries to go over the course himself, but also crashes. But when he crashes without breaking a single bone, or even gaining a single bruise, he finds that he must learn the ways of the Excitebike. He battles every opponent and narro