A DS In Every Pot 282
At last year's GDC Nintendo President Iwata made the claim that the company was reaching out to everyone, in an attempt to expand the gaming market. They were planning to appeal to hardcore gamers, folks who used to play games, and folks who have never played a game in their lives. At the time, it sounded like a tag line. Today, I have impressions from three titles which suggest they've got what it takes to make us all into gamers. Hardcore players can sink their teeth into Metroid Prime Hunters, and have one of the most intuitive FPS experiences ever to come to a console. Folks looking for some nostalgia can enjoy Tetris DS, blockstacking like it's 1985. Even your grandmother can try Brain Age, proving to her bridge club that even though her license says she's 80 she's got the brain of a 20 year old. Read on for my impressions of three titles that give powerful evidence to support Iwata's grand claim.
- Title: Metroid Prime Hunters
- Developer/Publisher: Nintendo
- System:DS
What results from this fusion of simple control and Metroid trappings is nothing less than a grown-up shooter on a very small console. Single-player mode has sort of 'mini-Metroids' scattered around a small part of the galaxy. You head into an area, explore, fight a boss, and move on. It's not much compared to some of Samus' other epic adventures, but it is a good way to learn the controls. Despite the size of the single-player missions, they also manage to fit in some nice puzzling.
If you're wifi connected, you can get your ass handed to you by the thousands of people waiting to personally destroy you online. Just like with Mario Kart, the system just works, resulting in a lightning fast asshanding that will leave you wondering why you opened the DS's lid in the first place. There are numerous maps to play on, and many other bounty hunter personas available to change things up from the normal Metroid experience. Online play is wicked fast, with smooth framerates aiding in the sense of speed and danger.
Folks who dislike FPSes will not like this game, and even folks who enjoy the Metroid Prime titles on the GameCube may be turned off by the game's unrelenting speed. Quake 3 really is the best PC comparison I can draw, and being fragged moments after you've spawned is not out of the question. PC gamers who have avoided console shooters may actually be the real winners here, as you're going to find a lot to love in the 'touchpad look' system they've come up with.
I see this title as not only a great game in the here and now, but a preview of what's going to be possible in the DS's future. The control scheme and graphics (which simply should not be possible on a Nintendo handheld) speak of far-off games that will keep the hardcore coming back again and again to Nintendo's twoscreened juggernaut.
- Title: Tetris DS
- Developer/Publisher: Nintendo
- System:DS
The vivid displays on the DS play gracious host to the new game. Your first impressions of Tetris DS will be of crisp imagery and bright sound. The game manages not only to be a small shrine to the blockstacker itself, but almost every classic Nintendo title. The Mario theme accompanies the Standard mode, while a Metroid background scrolls past in Catch mode. The only drawback to this is that, if classic Nintendo isn't your cup of tea, the music is going to get grating sooner rather than later.
The sheer number of modes can be intimidating at first. Besides the original game (playable both by yourself or vs. other people wirelessly), there is Catch (a strange mode that has you creating four-squares while flying through a Metroid level), Push (a competitive classic Tetris mode), Mission (which has you completing specific objectives), Puzzle (which has you complete a screen with specific pieces), and Touch. Touch is the only mode that takes advantage of the touch-screen, and requires you to move block around in a tower of Tetris pieces. You break down the foundation of the tower, eventually freeing the trapped balloons at the top of the heap. Touch and Push are very fresh experiences, requiring you to use Tetris thinking in lateral ways. Catch is kinda funky, and I didn't get as much out of it.
Even if you're playing the classic game on your cell phone every day, this game is well worth experiencing on the DS. Like all Wifi-enabled DS games, it's seamless to fall into an online match, and the polish level displayed here is going to please every puzzler you know. Nintendo hit it right on the money with this one: Not too much newness, just enough to keep you interested. The only real complaint I have is the title's price. Thirty dollars for the cart is enough to ensure that not everyone that gets a DS will end up with this in their library. Which is a shame; The ubiquitous presence of Tetris for the original GameBoy was one of the pivotal moments in classic gaming. (Or so says my mom.)
- Title: Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day
- Developer/Publisher: Nintendo
- System:DS
All of these simple games are intended to be completed on a daily basis. You do one or two each day to 'Train Your Brain', and after finishing up the game assigns you a 'brain age'. The younger the better, with 20 being as low as you can go. The amusement factor of the game doesn't sound very high, but the presentation sells it with gusto. The floating head of Dr. Kawashima (the man whose research the game is based on) is a very personable character, turning the DS sideways makes for a different feel to the game, and the cheerful attitude of the interface is hard to ignore.
I have some minor complaints with the title, but they don't detract at all from the enjoyment of the title. Specifically, the handwriting recognition can get a little confused at times. Even a few extra seconds writing out a '9' will seem like forever when you're on the clock. Similarly, I found the voice recognition would occasionally spaz out. I particularly had trouble getting the game to understand me when I said the word 'blue'. Be sure to enunciate your words so that the game understands you.
Those minor quibbles aside, the package is a great, simple, time-waster. For folks not used to playing games this is the perfect setup. Brain Age offers a series of discrete, approachable tasks that only have to be completed once or twice to feel that you've accomplished something. If you play daily, you only have to invest about 10 minutes to get your stamp from the Doctor. If you want to play more, for American audiences a Sudoku game was added. I don't play myself, but I'm told by accomplished players that it's a challenging set of puzzles. They're also convenient, allowing you to write down your guesses on the side of a box before committing yourself to an answer.
While Tetris and Metroid are great games, I'm most impressed by the reaction I've seen from non-gamers sitting down to Brain Age for the first time. There's a smile they get, and a light in their eye. When I talk to them about it, there's an understanding there about games and gaming that wasn't there before. That's the reason President Iwata gave away the title at his GDC Keynote; It's a subversive recruitment tool. You may not get your grandmother playing Unreal Tournament, but Brain Age can be a starter experience for an entire new multi-generational crop of gamers.
A DS in every pot? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A DS in every pot? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A DS in every pot? (Score:2)
Oh, there's more to it than making them look tough. It also creates jobs in the judicial and corrections systems, and helps keep the quantity of hemp plastics, paper, and textiles down so as not to threaten the "traditional" indu
RE: (Score:5, Insightful)
You have people who have massive amounts of time, and excited about sitting on the couch and enjoy TV. (Of course not all older people or college students are like this)
My grandfather's place had a dorm feel to it. I could very easily picture the "oldsters" playing video games.
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Only thing missing: (Score:5, Interesting)
Seriously, FFT:DS would be an incredibly good idea. A whole extra screen for data readouts? Touchscreen movement rather than awkward scrolling over terrain and through menus? All combined with the awesome portability of FFT:Advance? Sign me up!
Re:Only thing missing: (Score:2)
Dunno why they didn't give it a differant name than its PC RTS cousin.
Re:Only thing missing: (Score:2)
Re:Only thing missing: (Score:2)
Re:Only thing missing: (Score:2)
Re:Only thing missing: (Score:2)
Not to troll, as I own a DS and love it, but there hasn't been a single good one out for the system yet.
Re:Only thing missing: (Score:2)
Shhhhhhhhhh! (Score:3)
Don't mention it or they might release another drekfest like FFTA! (Warning: Rabid FFT fanboy who hates Squarenix for releasing a sequel which lacked everything that made FFT great)
What I'd like to see would be an X-Com for the DS. The interface could very much take advantage of the two screens and, let's face it, there hasn't been an X-Com for too long. And no, I'm not talking about Interceptor or the hideous abortion that is Enforcer. Just a remake of the
Well (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Well (Score:4, Funny)
I'm pretty sure the above is sarcasm...
Re:Well (Score:2)
Re:Well (Score:2)
Sure it would be "amazing PR." It would also incur an "amazing loss of profit for no good reason."
There is nothing fundamentally wrong with the original DS design. It may be a tad larger than one would hope and the stylus is a bit too small, but the system is very playable and enjoyable. Further, if thos
Re:Well (Score:2)
Bitch all you want, I've thoroughly enjoyed playing with my DS since launch. If you want to waste your time waiting for the latest and greatest, that's your choice, but it's still silly.
At what point would you have gotten an old one? If they announced the new one two years ahead of time? Three? If Nintendo announced the forthcoming NES-101 back when they were still pushing ROB, would you have cooled your heels for the entire NES era?
Re:Well (Score:2)
Re:Well (Score:2)
Well, that does make me feel a little better
Don't suppose I'd be able to get much for it on ebay. Maybe I'll give it away to a little cousin or something.
Grandmother (Score:3, Funny)
I have no idea what "Brain Age" is, but wouldn't the Bridge Club get a better idea of her mental faculties based on how she, you know, plays Bridge?
DS has revitalized my gaming (Score:5, Interesting)
However, recently i haven't been playing as many games as I used to. I actually own Metroid Prime Hunters, Tetris DS, and Brain Age comes out today and I'm going to go pick it up tonight.
The thing with the DS is variety. And by variety, I don't mean 10 different kinds of FPSes. These are truly DIFFERENT games. It's not just these titles, things like Nintedogs (as mentioned in the summary) and Kirby's Canvas Curse that has brought me back to my handheld. They keep managing to release games that are actually interesting. The last few months, I'd saying my gaming has been split like so: 95% DS, 5% PC (CS, FarCry)
(I cancelled my WoW subscription, not because I don't love it, quite the opposite. I love it too much
Maybe I'm just getting old? Oh well. As long as I keep getting my variety of games, I'll be happy. Probably why I'm most excited about the Revolution, just like a lot of others seem to be. I can't wait.
The gaming industry might be in decline, but Nintendo is showing that it's more resilient than the gaming industry as a whole. (Past AND present!)
Re:DS has revitalized my gaming (Score:5, Insightful)
It's not in decline at all, it's just not experienceing exponential growth like it has, but in the world of Wall Street if your growth isn't insane you may as well be dead. For example, Microsoft has never made money off of the XBox and Nintendo made a huge chunk of change off the Gamecube. Because Microsoft sold a few hundred thousand more than Nintendo, somehow Microsoft is a "winner" and Nintendo was the "loser". Voodoo Economics at their best.
Re:DS has revitalized my gaming (Score:2)
I thought the march sales numbers were like 25% lower than year ago numbers? That's a decline isn't it?
Anyways, you're absolutely right about Nintendo actually making money vs. MS and Sony. The important thing about all these numbers is this:
March saw lower sales vs. a year ago. However, Nintendo posted profits WAY above what they expected. The shares have been soaring as of late.
That in a nutshell tells me that Nintendo is doing something right, and they're actually expa
Sony's always been making money (Score:2)
It's not Apples to Apples (Score:2)
I don't know where you got the whole winner/loser ideal in terms of Nintendo and Microsoft, but from a business standpoint Microsoft is much bigger and more diversified. Microsoft might lose money in Xbox, but their incredible market share in software as a whole pegs them a lot higher than the "video game company" that Nintendo might get labeled as. Microsoft has more media expos
Re:It's not Apples to Apples (Score:2)
MSFT doesn't exist to produce video games. Sooner or later Balmer and the shareholders are going to get sick of sinking $1 billion dollars a year into a black hole and pull the plug.
Re:DS has revitalized my gaming (Score:2)
Funny thing is (Score:5, Interesting)
Brain of a 20-year-old?? (Score:2, Insightful)
Just Got Mine (Score:4, Interesting)
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Tetris DS online... love it (Score:4, Interesting)
But once I played it, first I was amazed by the controls. The speed of playing just couldn't happen the same way on the original game boy... the feel of the d-pad and buttons just feels right.
And once online gameplay was put into the equation, I was blown away. I've totally fallen in love with Tetris again, and I hadn't played it at all in probably 15 years. I forgot how simple, yet addictive, a game it is. I never realized how great multiplayer Tetris could be.
600 wins online later, I realize it's the best 34.99 I've spent in years...
Re:Tetris DS online... love it (Score:2)
Obligatory link to other review (Score:2)
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Nintendo plays with YOUR MIND
`Brain Age' is for gamers who aren't all thumbs
Playing "Brain Age" is like taking the SAT all day long. If that sounds like your kind of fun, you'll love this new game for the Nintendo DS.
You'll solve more than 100 logic and memorization problems. Writing your answers on the DS' touch screen and speaking int
What I want to see (Score:2)
2. Adventures and RPGs. Many of them.
3. Personal organizer software.
Re: Grandmother's? (Score:2, Funny)
Can you turn off the speaking bits for Brain Age? (Score:2)
Yes, you can. (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Can you turn off the speaking bits for Brain Ag (Score:2)
Are you in/from the US? I'm in the UK, so I assumed it was just an accent thing, but maybe the recognition needs tweaking.
How about a PDF reader? (Score:2)
Re:How about a PDF reader? (Score:2)
This is probably a shameless plug (Score:3, Informative)
Here are a few things we have to offer:
Awesome reviews! (Score:2, Interesting)
DS Web Browsing (Score:2)
Then we learn that the DS will be able to browse the web via its wi-fi link using a version of Opera designed for it.
I think Sony needs to change their strategy fast or loose ground to Nintendo fast.
Re:DS Web Browsing (Score:2)
Sony's strategy is today and has always been to fuck their consumers over and convince them that they liked it. It's been working for them so far, what makes you think the DS will change it? The two systems are in pretty different classes in terms of capabilities.
Re:DS Web Browsing (Score:2)
How has the Sony fucked their customers over with the PSP? The device is great, plays movies (that you buy or rip), songs (that you rip), pictures, games, web browsing. There is DRM in there but for the most part it is non-heinous. The only thing I find objectionable about it is the reduced video quality for ripped movies. If (as was rumoured) the UMD video format dies, then Sony can get a lot o
Re:DS Web Browsing (Score:2)
You can't format shift UMD,
Re:DS Web Browsing (Score:2)
How is that any different from any other console ever? Personally I want to see Sony release Linux on a UMD and let the homebrew people have at it. They can produce cool shit that runs from memory stick via the Linux without stepping on the toes of the games makers.
What about the fact that in America you can't purchase the PSP with out spendin
Re:DS Web Browsing (Score:2)
Unfortunately, I think that's currently only planned for the Japanese version...that's the last I heard, anyway. Although yeah, I would probably buy one if I could surf the web on it. It would be the cheapest portable WiFi web browser, hands down, and you can play a ton of great games.
Re:DS Web Browsing (Score:2)
From http://www.opera.com/pressreleases/en/2006/02/15/ [opera.com]
"Oslo, Norway - February 15, 2006: Opera Software today announced that it will deliver the World Wide Web to Nintendo DS users in Japan."
And From http://ds.advancedmn.com/article.php?artid=3341 [advancedmn.com]
"Whether or not Nintendo Ltd. has decided to bring this add-on to the United States remains to be seen."
Re:DS Web Browsing (Score:2)
I'll definately be importing a copy when they release Opera (and picking up a DS lite)... beats the heck out of carrying about an entire laptop t
Voice Recognition.. (Score:2, Funny)
How about the worst games? (Score:2)
I just wish there was a rottentomatoes.com for console and handheld games that would warn people away from the utter crap
GameRankings.com (Score:2)
You mean a site like this? [gamerankings.com] It's currently rating Retro Atari Clasics (which i presume is the one you mean) at 48%
Re:How about the worst games? (Score:2)
Donkey Kong (Score:2)
Make it cheaper. (Score:2)
Re:Grandmothers? (Score:5, Insightful)
Many more people than you think.
These are kids' toys we're talking about.
It's whatever you convince yourself it is. Those of us that aren't worried about being "mature" or scared of some bright colors and cuteness are quite comfortable with Nintendo and their "kids' toys".
Marketing can only do so much,
You keep thinking that. Meanwhile, Nintendo's laughing all the way to the bank
Re:Grandmothers? (Score:2)
Re:Grandmothers? (Score:3, Interesting)
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Re:Grandmothers? (Score:2)
Re:Grandmothers? (Score:2)
Re:Grandmothers? (Score:5, Informative)
Seriously, you're showing your age. Seriously.
Here're some facts from this century:
Average age of a gamer is 30. 19% of gamers are over the age of 50.
More stats from the Entertainment Software Association via The Pixelantes: http://pixelantes.blogspot.com/2005/11/who-are-th
Re:Grandmothers? (Score:2)
My mother regularly plays Tetris (offline, no wifi at her house) and I wouldn't be surprised if she ended up getting one of the brain games.
Sometimes you just want to pick up the "toy" and play 5 minutes of Mario Kart DS and then put it down.
Re:Grandmothers? (Score:3, Informative)
Seriously? I'm 34 and waiting for the DS Lite.
My brother is 30 and already has a DS (he will buy a DS Lite).
My fiance's brother (future brother-in-law) is 29 and has two DS's.
My step-mother is 62 and already has a DS.
My dad's PhD advisor (they've been friends for 30 years) has two DS's. Don't know how old he is, but I think he knows Methusela personally...
These are kids' toys we're talking about.
You mean in the same way that Lego bricks are kids t
Re:Grandmothers? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Grandmothers? (Score:4, Funny)
We already know who goes where; please move along.
Re:Grandmothers? (Score:2)
Oh, so conflicted...
Re:Oh and don't forget about... (Score:2)
Re:Oh and don't forget about... (Score:2)
Mario Bros. != Super Mario Bros. != Super Mario 2 != Super Mario 3 != Super Mario World != Yoshi's Island != Super Mario 64 != Mario Sunshine != New Mario Bros.
I'll grant you a little credit with Mario Kart. Fundamentally, it's the same game across it's handfull of variations. The big difference there, though, involves the number of people playing. Mario Kart - 2 Players. Mario Kart 64 - 4 Players. Mario Kart Double Dash - 16 players, though I doubt this happen
Re:Oh and don't forget about... (Score:2)
Re:Paid ad or free ad? (Score:2)
what? (Score:4, Insightful)
Seriously, this is more a game review than an ad. Zonk played the games and wrote a review for each saying why certain people would like each game. It's not an ad.
Re:Paid ad or free ad? (Score:2)
Re:Paid ad or free ad? (Score:2)
You're missing something vital. People always ask this kind of thing when there's some kind of positive review on Slashdot. Positive reviews can happen when a reviewer likes the product they're reviewing, not just when the reviewer is a shill. This kind of review can actually be useful to some of us because we get to learn more details about a product that we can then c
Re:Paid ad or free ad? (Score:2)
Slashdot-bashing is too often driven by a desire for easy karma, in my opinion.
Re:Paid ad or free ad? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Paid ad or free ad? (Score:2)
But in reality, I think Zonk's coverage is pretty even, and I appreciate that Slashdot is posting some original content instead of just linking to other websites all the time.
Re:What I want to know is... (Score:2)
The Mario people are probably as legendary for perversion as the disney people. Just think of all the crazy shit that's locked up in the Super Princess Peach rom.
Re:What I want to know is... (Score:2)
Still, I hold actually beating the Grim Reaper as a tremendous feat. Like getting all the cheats in goldeneye and finishing Blaster Master.
Re:What I want to know is... (Score:2)
Ninja Gaiden goes on my all time favorite list. I cried when the new bunch were Xbox exclusive, because there's no wya I'm buying any MS product.
Re:Everyone with access to tagging beta (Score:2, Offtopic)
Re:Everyone with access to tagging beta (Score:2)
Not knowing what Sudoku was doesn't either (Score:2)
infinite rotation (Score:2)
That rotation crap is now part of the official Tetris rulebook that all licensees have to follow.
Is that so? I guess that gives me an incentive to stick to playing homebrew clones [pineight.com], right? I would have at least put in a timer so that if a tetrimino has landed and hasn't moved downward by at least one net row over the past second, it locks into place as if the player had hard-dropped it by pressing Up on the +Control Pad. (Compare the rule in Chess with no pawn moves in 25 rounds ending the game, and comp
Re:Hunters is overrated, bad idea (Score:2)
Re:Hunters is overrated, bad idea (Score:2, Interesting)
I don't know - the thing about using the touchscreen for aiming in Metroid is that it gives you a level of control on par with mouse-look on a PC FPS. That's not something you can attain with a no
Re:Hunters is overrated, bad idea (Score:2)
It took a lot of getting used to for me. Basically, I have to put the DS between my middle and ring fingers on my right hand
Re:Hunters is overrated, bad idea (Score:2)
Re:DS Lite (Score:2, Informative)
Re:DS Lite (Score:2)
Re:Left Handed? (Score:2)
Re:I don't think grandma likes (Score:2)
First off, I don't think ethics are an issue here, but I'll just assume you meant to use a different word.
As for the "friend code" thing, I think that was an EXCELLENT choice. You want to get into a smack-talkin' game session? You want to go up against people with skills far beyond the average player? No problem! Just post your friend code in
Re:I don't think grandma likes (Score:2)
You misspelled "people with penis envy"
Re:I don't think grandma likes (Score:2)
Re:Yawn (Score:2)
UMD load times are terrible.
It varies by title. In the time it takes WWE to go from 0 to gameplay, you can play several rounds of GripShift. Proof [youtube.com]
Re:Wishlist: Games I'm looking forward to play in (Score:2)
The only big gripe I have about the most addictive game, Animal Crossings DS, is that it takes forever to save. I want to be ableto whip it out do something and then close the lid to put it in a sleep/pause mode for a hour or two without draining the thing.
Nintendo needs to put a suspend to flash in the thing to allow a 3 second stop playing so I can return where I was hours or even a days l