Nintendo Revolution Renamed 'Wii' 966
Retroneous writes "The Nintendo Revolution has had its name changed to the Nintendo Wii." Confirmation on the official Revolution site. Update: 04/27 16:32 GMT by Z : More information available from a Gamasutra article: "New details on the disc format have also been revealed: 'Instead of a tray, a single, innovative, self-loading media bay will play both 12-centimeter optical discs used for the new system as well as Nintendo GameCube discs. Owners will have the option of equipping a small, self-contained attachment to play movies and other DVD content.'"
WTF8 (Score:5, Funny)
To quote Irwin Mahatma Fletcher: I R pissed.
Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? (Score:4, Funny)
Why-aye, pet! Nintendo's a canny bastard fer choosing a name like that. Te can always tell when a Geordie's left the toon and got a job somewhere proper, aye!
Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, I know it's too late in the thread for anyone to read this, but it needed saying.
Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Why wii? Confusion with Wifi? (Score:3, Interesting)
N Wii (Score:5, Funny)
Re:N Wii (Score:5, Insightful)
Ennui (ennui): Listlessness and dissatisfaction resulting from lack of interest; boredom: "The servants relieved their ennui with gambling and gossip about their masters" (John Barth).
Hmmmmmm.
Re:N Wii (Score:3, Informative)
Re:N Wii (Score:3, Funny)
When you're a kid and you wanna go wii
but you ain't got drugs yet
you hold on to your life
you hold on to your little gonads and strife
Re:WTF8 (Score:5, Funny)
The Knights of Wii (Score:3, Funny)
The Knights who say Wii demand... a sacrifice!
Re:WTF8 (Score:5, Funny)
April 1st was 26 days ago (Score:2)
Re:April 1st was 26 days ago (Score:4, Insightful)
However, I've commented on Nintendo's decade-old talent for self-destruction before, so it's entirely plausible that this is, in fact, nothing more than a really good example of them shooting themselves square in the foot again.
Re:April 1st was 26 days ago (Score:5, Funny)
Admittedly, Wii does sound strange (and alot like 'weeeeeeeeeeeeee' :) ), but it also has something that makes one wonder what this 'wee-thing you just talked about' is.
Off record: If the Wii's can connect to eachother, would it be a 'wiiwii' ? And would I be in trouble if I told people I'm off playing with my friends and our WiiWii's ?
*cough* I'm sorry.
Re:April 1st was 26 days ago (Score:3, Funny)
Only if you somehow ran Be on your Wi, or perhaps coded something in C. (i know, i know.)
Re:April 1st was 26 days ago (Score:5, Insightful)
????
I fail to see how nintendo can be talented at self-destruction if they've been doing it for a decade.
I mean, I have no inherent abilities at self-destruction, but give me free reign at Nintendo & I'll run the company into the ground in less then a month.
Re:April 1st was 26 days ago (Score:5, Funny)
Re:April 1st was 26 days ago (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:April 1st was 26 days ago (Score:3, Insightful)
Well, at least they didn't name it "Monday" [com.com].
Oh man. (Score:2)
Re:Oh man. (Score:2, Funny)
I need to go Wii Wii,
ha ha, my wii wii is bigger than yours,
WII the second world war,
W2 time to pay taxes,
this little piggie goes Wii Wii Wii all the way home,
honey, wii need to talk...
Re:Oh man. (Score:3, Funny)
Gonads and strife... SHUT UP! (Score:5, Funny)
Is it pronounced Yo mutha fucka weeee! [albinoblacksheep.com] or Wheee! (nyeh nyeh nyeh) [youtube.com]?
Doesn't sound right... (Score:2)
First Pun! (Score:5, Funny)
As overheard at the retail counter+prank calls... (Score:5, Funny)
1) Shopper: "Hi. I see these are on sale. I would like to take a Wii."
2) Son, you've been playing with your Wii all day on that tiny monitor -- give it a rest or you'll go blind.
3) Headline: Wii usage linked to possible repetitive stress injury?
BTW, Is a cluster of these called a Wii-Wii?
Surely there are more jokes to be had... your turn, Slashdotters.
Re:As overheard at the retail counter+prank calls. (Score:3, Funny)
"You're under arrest!"
Re:As overheard at the retail counter+prank calls. (Score:3)
1. In America at least, "wee" is rarely used to talk about going to the bathroom. It's generally "pee."
2. "Wee" is not a term referring to a part of the male anatomy. If your joke requires doubling the name to be funny, then try a different joke.
3. If you think that "wee"is funny, you must have difficulty when people use the first-person-plural pronoun, or when people speak French.
4. Honestly, even grade-schoolers are too old to think that "wee"is funny.
Eight-year-
Re:First Pun! (Score:5, Insightful)
The same fucktards that want to make pirating games difficult without breaking the game or your system.
Re:First Pun! (Score:5, Funny)
The same fucktards that want to make pirating games difficult without breaking the game or your system.
The important thing here is: we agree that they are fucktards.
Oh Good Lord (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Oh Good Lord (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Oh Good Lord (Score:3, Informative)
Seriously though, all names will be mocked. All names.
Re:Oh Good Lord (Score:3, Interesting)
The biggest anoyance is the lack of proper pronunciation. I don't have to imagine long the amount of times irk-ed Nintendo fanboys will be explaining it to non-gamers, or the people with the purse strings this holiday season.
Probably as many who scolded others on such great names like INXS, Sade, And Prince's former name / mark / doodle (whose best pronunciation was "pbbbbt" by a Denver radio station DJ who refused to play along wi
Re:Oh Good Lord (Score:5, Funny)
I can visualise the Penny Arcade strip already...
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/05/27 [penny-arcade.com]
Re:Oh Good Lord (Score:3, Insightful)
And "Revolution" does why?
"Revolution" makes me think of guillotines and blood running down rain-soaked streets to chants of "Vive la France!"
Not video games.
Anyway, "Revolution" is a name that makes promises that it can't necessarily keep. It's a good code name, because it's hinting at what Nintendo *wants* to happen. But it's not a good product name because once it's on the market for a while, people are g
It's Because They are Japanese (Score:3, Insightful)
http://revolution.nintendo.com/ [nintendo.com]
It's like a goofy choice for english wording in the middle of japanese anime, except in the real world.
Let them know what you think! (Score:5, Informative)
Give them some negetive feedback, maybe, just maybe, we wont be able to get revolution back, but Maybe they will try to get another.. less absolutely horid name.
(hell, we got farscape back on the air)
Re:Oh Good Lord (Score:5, Insightful)
Seems to me one of the problems with this name is that it's not immediately clear how to pronounce it from the way it is written.
Clever (Score:2)
Terrible (Score:5, Interesting)
Maybe it's just mii though...
Comment removed (Score:5, Insightful)
Wii? (Score:2)
Wee! (Score:2)
No, I think you mean Wii.
But I'm a big boy now...
Seriously, this is possibley the stupidest name in console history, and that includes the Gizmondo.
(Reference: This Flash animation [weebls-stuff.com])
wee... (Score:2, Funny)
So does someone in marketing need to be shot? (Score:2)
Whatever the case, this is just a stupid move. It would be nice to think that people
Re:So does someone in marketing need to be shot? (Score:4, Informative)
The question now is... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:The question now is... (Score:4, Insightful)
If we can keep the "Revolution" moniker alive and well in gaming circles and sites, and only refer to the "Wii" name when talking about the name itself, we might be able to convince Nintendo that this was a stupid fucking idea.
Of course, names can be changed before actual release.
Ultra 64, anyone?
This still pisses me off, though. Even "Nintendo GO" was better than this.
Re:The question now is... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The question now is... (Score:3, Funny)
This goes a long way... (Score:5, Funny)
Weeeeee! (Score:5, Funny)
Japanese name only? (Score:3, Insightful)
Of course, back then, those systems were released in Japan first and the original Japanese names were never used as part of the marketing campaign in other parts of the world.
also announced (Score:5, Funny)
Wii. Not so Wii. and FREAKIN HUGE.
Re:also announced (Score:5, Funny)
"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My (Score:5, Funny)
Just like parents thought twice about buying a product for their child that kept telling you how good it was to "touch", it's going to be hard for self-respecting gamers to ask for a "Wii". And God-help us when the 16-year-old behind the counter at Wal-Mart explains to the nervous parents how the NDS will interface with the Wii, so the product with the catch-phrase "Touching is good" can be used to interface with your..."Wii."
I love Nintendo, and I think the new console is going to rock - but naming it "Wii" is like naming your kid Richard when your last name is Head; you're just gimping them unnecessarily from the start.
AE
Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My (Score:3, Funny)
Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My (Score:3)
Re:"Touching is good...", "Wii-wii..." Oh My (Score:3, Funny)
Super, 64, DS (Score:5, Funny)
I feel victimised (Score:5, Funny)
Was it something I said?
Cheers,
Ian
A rose by any other name... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A rose by any other name... (Score:5, Funny)
Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change!
That Said (Score:3, Insightful)
Actual reaction will doubtlessly be in between.
Re:That Said (Score:5, Insightful)
I dispute this claim.
Re:That Said (Score:3, Insightful)
I haven't seen a lot of people saying that. My perspective is that i bought a GameCube, i thought it was lots of fun, i didn't mind that it was a small purple cube with a handle. Lots of other people however made fun of it for being a small purple cube with a handle, they made jokes about lunchboxes, they said it was kiddie, they went out and bought
Re:That Said (Score:3)
wii (Score:3, Funny)
Nintendo Wtf? (Score:5, Funny)
WTF?
I think people have the wrong idea.. (Score:3, Insightful)
They clearly state that they intend to bring the video game system from "gamers" to "everyone else." "Everyone else" doesn't want an "X-Box" or a "Playstation" or a "Revolution" or a "Super Whiz-Bang Toy 2010." They want something simple, sophisticated, intuitive, and a little artsy. "Wii" fits the bill for that type of goal.
I don't think the name is going to appeal to the gamer sect at all, but then again the gamer sect doesn't really give a shit about the name - they care about how cool the games are.
Actually the gamers would probably buy any console if it said "Bad Ass Motherfucker" on it, but, barring that...
Re:I think people have the wrong idea.. (Score:3, Funny)
DVD "attachment" (Score:3, Interesting)
Phrasing (Score:3, Funny)
"Want to come over and play with my Wii?"
"Will this run on my Wii?"
I'm sorry, but I can't find the right way to incorprate the Wii into conversation.
Yeah! The Good News! (Score:5, Insightful)
Kudos to Nintendo for getting their stupidity out of their sytem early, and in a manner which won't affect the machines performance.
All I can say is... (Score:4, Funny)
Me: Can I have a 'wii' please?
Irish counter guy: A wee bit of what lad?
Me: No, a wii. 'Wii you've heard of it, right?
Irish guy: There'll be no sort of that behavior in this store sonny!
Hilarious (Score:4, Insightful)
I have a feeling that it's not going to last. In Japan, maybe "Wii" doesn't sound ridiculous, but in English-speaking countries, it sounds stupid. I'm sure Nintendo of America is having a nice long talk with Nintendo of Japan right now.
Re:Hilarious (Score:3, Informative)
What about Japanese? (Score:5, Funny)
Please? I don't care if you have to lie.
Re:What about Japanese? (Score:3, Informative)
How come I cannot type katakana into slashdot comments? It just deletes it.
Re:What about Japanese? (Score:5, Informative)
The longer answer is that Japanese obsoleted the "wi" sound many years ago, and the most common way of making similar sounds in loan words and sound effects is to use the two characters "u-i" instead. As there are no suriving Japanese words that start with "wi," unless there's some ancient meaning that only a classical language scholar would recognize, this is just nothing but a sound effect word, like "Wheee!"
Oh. I just saw the bit about asking us to lie. Hmmm....
Yes, "wii" is the way that nobles in the Sendai region used to say "ii" or "good." The use of ancient Sendai dialect evokes images of both the area's Tanabata festival and the legendary samurai Date Masamune. It is the spirit of big, brightly pastel colored floats and badass, one-eyed, moon-helmetted warlords that Nintendo seeks to evoke.
Re:What about Japanese? (Score:3, Funny)
Obligatory Monty Python Joke (Score:5, Funny)
Gollum (Score:5, Funny)
http://wiiwiiwii.ytmnd.com/ (Score:3, Insightful)
Wee (Score:3, Funny)
Surely a top-loading CD drive like the Jaguar toilet seat [answers.com] would be more appropriate?
Congratulations, Nintendo. You're up against stiff competition, and we weren't sure you could pull it off; but with a branding decision like this, urine the running for sure. The guy who came up with this name must be a real whizz.
No doubt there will be a shower of solid gold hit software--a veritable golden shower of games. You'll be flush with cash in no time.
Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... (Score:5, Insightful)
Nintendo while not number one has been having constent profit, and has had one quarter in company history that was not profitable. This was causing by the extra investments and the USD taking a dive in value. But over 100 years of profit looks good.
Microsoft while a rich company does not have limitless funding. Shareholders will eventually get upset with all the money being pissed away. While it remains to be seen what happens this generation, I'd be extremely suprised if Microsoft killed off both Sony and Nintendo. Hell it will be surprising if the Xbox360 turns a profit 1/2 through it's life cycle.
Re:And one Xbox to rule them all.... (Score:3, Funny)
Don't you mean Wii-Wii'ed away?
Re:Make it less useful, please. (Score:3, Insightful)
The list goes on and on.
Re:Oh no. (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Oh no. (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously though, if your buy/don't buy decision revolves around the name of the console (as opposed to the games, or even just shiney specs), then you're not the target audience. You don't broaden the game-buying audience by being all 1337, you instead make it approachable by people who are currently put off by exactly that kind of attitude.
If they were trying to be badass and edgy, they'd probably call it "Xbox" or something.
Why are you looking for validation of your masculinity in your video game purchases to begin with?
Okay, WTF (Score:3, Insightful)
I really, really hope I'm reading this wrong, but my understanding of this statement is that the Revolution will have an external DVD player?
No chip I just pop in the back to enable DVD functionality. No special remote to use DVD functionality. No, it's an entirely seperate unit that you plug into the Revoltuion.
Why the fuck even bother with that? You can get
Re:Okay, WTF (Score:4, Informative)
Exactly. I've already got a DVD player, as do most people. Whether the $40 piece of crap from Target or some tricked-out multi-disc-loading thing that cost hundreds. So why would I want to pay extra when I buy a game system so it can play the DVDs that I've already got my DVD player for?? I *sort of* understood the allure of built-in DVD players a few years ago, when people were still in the process of switching from VCRs. But now, most people have one, and unless yours happens to conk out at the same time you've decided to buy a game system (or you watched them on your old console), why would you pay extra for one in your new console?
Re:No way (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Add another one to the list of marketing mistak (Score:3, Funny)