Throwable Game Controllers 92
dptalia writes "In trolling recent patents, Barry Fox found one for a throwable game controller. This controller would be shaped like a football or a frisbee and be connected wirelessly to a console. The user could then play digital games like catch, or have a distance throwing competition. The controllers have embedded GPS, an altimeter, and an accelerometer to be able to determine the accuracy of the throws."
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Honestly, if you have a football-shaped controller that you throw to see how far you can throw it in a video game, why not get a *real* football and see how far you can throw it in real life? Throw a couple of friends in the mix, and you have yourself a fun game of football!
Things like this make me lose my faith in humanity.
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if they could make it so that on the outside you couldn't tell the diffrence.. and the weight of the ball was exactly the same as a regulation ball.. it would be good to track
use it for a practice and dowload the data.. maybe be able to put timed markers to what play was when and then monitor the balls movement accross the feild.. do see mabey the avg speed of the runnrs or the normal play time for a play..
now it would only be useful for pro
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(They were designed to eliminate cameramen by having the cameras automatically track the puck, even when it isn't visible to the camera)
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Second. Yes. The puck did have ir leds in it, so it could be automatically tracked, but not by the television cameras. It was so that the digital effect could be applied correctly.
A quick search for "glowing puck" would shoot down this myth.
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As a side note, the puck would actually "glow" on camera without the use of digital effects. The infrared spectrum is visible to cameras. (When I worked at a Radio Shack, we would point remotes that were
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I don't know about putting it in the ball - it would mess up the weight and balance, even if you
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There was a game we played in school with a football, where you were allowed two steps after a catch, and no downs.
Kind of ultimate frisbee or handball. Definitely more fun than the original game. I remember playing something similar but instead of 4 downs you had 4 passes to get to an endzone. If you dropped a pass it would go to the other team at the spot of the drop. The field was much smaller of course.
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*sigh* I miss college.
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It's a lot faster than baseball.
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Because everyone wants to throw the ball 70 yards, and now they "can."
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Yeah! Quit playing Rainbow Six: go buy a sniper rifle and try killing people for REAL, or else you'll never get good at it!
Maybe they are not trying to be football stars, they just want to play a frigging video game.
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Jeb
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"Go play ball or something." "OK!!!" *BANG, CRASH*
"What did I just tell you?" "But I was DOING what you told me!"
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Or maybe that's the idea. Get pissed off at your favorite ridiculously demanding platformer, and get in shape while doing it!
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I was ready to be excited, thinking this was true. nerf is totally poised to own this market.
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As far back as Super Mario Bros' insanely hard world 8, to modern day Ninja Gaiden on Xbox and Devil May Cry 3 on PS2, I know I've been throwing more than my share of controllers.
Note to self (Score:2)
Don't lend you my DS. :-)
Penny Arcade (Score:1)
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Although, since he's mostly a PC guy, what he really needs is some sort of reinforced mouse.
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I know you're getting modded funny...but that was the first thing I thought of. Not that I've, uh, ever thrown a controller in rage, or anything...
Then again, I probably thought the rage factor, because I actually enjoy throwing a real football around and throwing a controller around my living room wouldn't be the same (seeing as outside is a bit bigger than my living room...)
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This is going to be quite an issue for me in the near future. Hitherto all my controllers have been tethered to the console or computer, and have been held quite firmly in both hands, while making very small, fine finger movements. To throw such a controller requires a substantial state of rage. Now, however, I face the prospect of a controller held in one hand, untethered to any substantial solid object,
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Seeing as how the N64 controller was durable, the SNES controller was average and the NES controller was extremely fragile, I think the Wiimote will be able to explode and keep working as it reconstitutes itself. You know. . . like the Terminator. That is, the T-1k.
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Maybe they should start filling these things with epoxy after assembly, though I imagine that wouldn't save the a
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It wouldn't surprise me. Going by the level of excitement surrounding the thing I wouldn't be surprised if the wiimote will cure cancer, locate weapons of mass destruction and make the tea. I suspect the technology's so inhumanly cool that the moment I get hold of it the Welshmen In Black will turn up and confiscate it...
Oh yeah! (Score:2)
I would love to play Prince of Persia for real... Now that is a game to get in shape with!
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Nah. The definitive badass controller is the NES Advantage. Huge. Heavy. Arcade-style tabletop joystick with a massive solid base, immense buttons and a proper old-skool stick. A glorious device in every way, certainly the only choice for the paranormal professional in the market for piloting major pieces of urban statuary around the place.
Throwable? Sure, if you've
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Landed mine in the fireplace one time (last-second flick of the wrist, realizing that however pissed off I was, I only stand to break the controller if it goes into the fireplace screen... I knew I'd be sorry if it hit the TV or the console...)
And... it lived.
So many games that couldn't save your progress on NES - I had many cracked controllers that had to be replaced. It's probably the reason I'm so patient now... a genuine lesson in how
Your AmazingThrowableController(TM)©®... (Score:2)
* expandable Nerf(TM) living room accessory sold separately
How would that work? (Score:2, Interesting)
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Not "catch," just "throw." Get a tall net right in front of you to catch it and have it sloped so it rolls back down.
chair (Score:5, Funny)
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Oh.. that kind of throwable (Score:2)
Laser tag Frisbee (Score:5, Interesting)
Back in the late 1980s, one of the design students at Stanford came up with a Frisbee you could shoot down with a Laser Tag gun. The Frisbee had a detector for the light pattern from the gun. When triggered, it released a spring-loaded flap which made the Frisbee aerodynamically unstable, so the Frisbee would crash.
Very cute, but the laser tag fad died before this went anywhere.
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Guess I could always try to make my own...
Misleading Subject (Score:4, Funny)
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Actually, this could be useful.... (Score:2)
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And here I thought... (Score:1)
I've certainly never had a problem doing so after a frustrating death/defeat after forgetting to or being unable to save recently.
They have already made these... (Score:2, Interesting)
Boomerang? (Score:1)
This will work great... (Score:2)
Reject Patent (Score:2)
Wow, the technology! (Score:2)
Of course, if I'm already outside playing frisbee with my friends then why the hell would I care about some imaginary frisbee game on my console?
ps3 (Score:2)
Usability (Score:2)
Obligatory Futurama Quote (Score:1)
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It was Amy, and it was Virtual Virtual Skeeball.
Patent system is out of control... (Score:2)
This would be so COOL! (Score:2)
Hmm.... (Score:1)
why thank you technology (Score:2)
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Already done.. sort of (Score:2)
http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=speed+sensing
"throwable" controllers (Score:1)
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I wonder how soon this will happen... (Score:2)
Kid 2: Alright
*WHACK*
Kid 2: OWWW! MY EYE
Yeah, and then we all wait for the lawsuits.
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My first thought when reading this was of all the people I know who have thrown a game controller in frustration.
I hate it when people do that.
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Unless it comes with a retractable assembly that keeps the "ball device" within a few inches of your hand throughout the entire movement range of your arm, I'd file this one under the unlikely to succeed category.
Try it: Stand up and pretend you're throwing a football at full power in your apartment.
We all thought the PowerGlove was a great idea, and then we thought the PowerGlove hack for Linux was a grea
GPS? (Score:1)
Not Trolling (Score:1)
You don't Troll recent patents, unless you've found a way of provoking them with dumb comments.
You trawl them.