Diary of a WoW Noob's Addiction 139
Noobab writes "There's an absolutely hilarious diary style article in CNET's Crave blog about Nick Hide's first experience playing World of Warcraft. It starts off pretty tame but soon enough the man has turned from unsuspecting casual gamer into a fully fledged 'Warcrack' addict." Your mileage may vary. From the article: "I can't say that I'm experiencing withdrawal symptoms after two weeks of fairly casual World of Warcraft play (a couple of hours a night, tops. Honest, doctor), but 'neglect of other activities' made me rather worried. Last night my girlfriend got hold of an extra ticket to Wicked, the new musical. 'I, er, I'm going out tomorrow night, I'd like to stay in and, er, get an early night,' was my pathetic effort at hiding my spiralling dependency on WoW."
Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. (Score:5, Funny)
Day 2 - Played WOW
Day 3 - Played WOW
Day 69 - Looked in mirror and realized I became "He Who Has No Life". Then bladder burst opened, computer caught on fire and basement burned down.
Day 70 - Mom sent me out to the blue room with the bright light to get a job. Saw an ad to become a game tester.
Addicted to Warcrack? (Score:5, Funny)
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Warcrack the New Evercrack? (Score:2, Informative)
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I never really got into WoW though, despite my best efforts and friends that play religiously. I think the main reason was grouping. In EQ, grouping was essentially mandatory for efficient leveling. Grouping made gameplay more interesting, rewarding, and entertaining, although very often more frustrating. It also provided a bit of a safety net, since there was usually someone to make travel faster (teleport), ressurect, etc. In WoW, there are largely the same benefits to groups, but the benefits don't outweigh the drawback of waiting to find other players. It's simply faster to go solo for XP in almost every case. As a result, the people most desperately looking for groups are often people who can't survive on their own because they can't play their class effectively, so grouping is frequently disasterous in WoW. Even worse, when grouping IS required, people are so accustomed to soloing that they don't function well as a team. It's like watching the NBA "Dream Team" at the Olympics, where everybody's trying to be the star. I'm sure that probably changes at the higher levels, but I just didn't have the patience to continue the extremely tedious process of grinding through levels on my own.
Additionally, I suppose I had become disillusioned by the fact that any sense of accomplishment was fleeting and incomplete, with another "challenge" (aka time-sink) constantly waiting in the wings. The never-ending process of obtaining new items to enable you to fight new creatures to obtain new items to fight new creatures to obtain new items just gets old after a while. That's probably a good thing though, because for at least 5 years, I was an EQ junkie. I should thank them for making boring content, otherwise I'd probably still be one.
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Welcome to the world of video games.
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Oddly enough, it's when I feel that way that I start playing video games, because though the accomplishments are fleeting in the real world, they persist within the world of the game. Gaming for that purpose may be like reading fantasy novels for the same purpose: a form of escapism from an overly-stressful world.
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Mostly the last. WoW is already plenty interesting enough solo, and I *most* *certainly* don't want my game playing to be anything like frustrating. It requires a group? I'll pass, thanks. I'm actually okay with groups where I'm just helping someone, but after about 20 bad experiences, I'm not interested in going into any instance I can't solo, and so when there are places that require a group in
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As for soloing...
There's a reason the FPS genre almost always contains multiplayer content nowadays. WoW at least has its PvP battles, so I'll give it that.
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What you'll find is that every class in WoW is made to solo, specifically because there are a lot of people who just don't want to quest in groups. On the other hand, two complementary classes can perform MUCH better than any single one. A group of five, working together properly, is really a beautiful thing.
Unfortun
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Students failing is nothing new, just the reasons change. It doesn't matter if it is cards, beer, girls or computer games, students will always find something more interesting to do than go to lectures.
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When will we understand that the
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Shame is the single most effective means of persuasion known to man (second is particular violence).
At $60 a session, I sure as fuck make my appointments and work my ass off.
YMMV
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Nope. Sex is the most effective means of persuasion, at least judging from the amount of people who risk extreme shame and often horrendous punishments to get some.
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Sex is a physical need akin to a drug addiction.
You could also say that physical drug addiction is the most effective means of persuasion, but you cannot be motivated to particular goals with that carrot (although there are certain minor tasks you can have someone do in exchange). It does not rank very high on the scale or long-term torture would consist of drug addiction and withdrawl.
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Back in the mid 90s I saw MUDs take the life of a few at Georgia Tech. Decent GPA to 2.0 easy, loss of co-op position, etc.
I have periodically gotten hooked on nethack, which is just as lame as MUDs.
Hell, when I was a kid, I would play that terrible Atari 2600 PacMan for hour and hours and hours and days and days. Why?
With all the shiny graphics, this stuff is like super crack...
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I don't know of a single time though where I've refused to go somewhere to play wow instead. If its a nice day outside I'll be on the motorcycle tooling around town.
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I mean, to turn your question around, have you ever heard of someone with a serious gambling problem or heavy drinking problem who was positive they didn't need any help, someone who needed help but didn't look for it?
He needs to shoot little pengiuns down a hill! (Score:3, Funny)
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geek rejects girlfriend for Wow? (Score:4, Insightful)
-stormin
it's also par for the course (Score:2, Informative)
and it happens all the time with warcrack
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But yes, when you start to choose spending time with WoW over spending time with your family, you've crossed a line that you shouldn't have.
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So, WoW is like a post-coital cigarette?
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If you need help getting rid of your game addiction, try imbibing some emetic shortly after you start playing (check with your doctor). Or try taking strong laxatives each time you go on a gaming spree.
Or even simpler, buy two galons+ of whole milk, then each time you score a "kill" or whatever it is you score in those games, reward yourself by drinking a whole glass.
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Then again, the mischievious part of me wonders if we should just let this gentle version of natural selection run its course.
-stormin
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No we should not:
1) It would not be natural. It is man-made!
2) It is precisely the smarter, more intelligent people who have a propensity to become virtuality addicts.
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No we should not:
1) It would not be natural. It is man-made!
2) It is precisely the smarter, more intelligent people who have a propensity to become virtuality addicts.
2. What does intelligence have to do with anything? Evolution has no values. It's purely about survival, adaptation, and successful procreation. The notion that we can define intelligence is barely more coherent than the idea that people or their creations are non-natural. The idea that evolution cares about intelligence is, if anything, less coherent. If intelligence helps you make tools, then great. It's a positive adaptation. If intelligence ensnares you in addiction to those tools (an addiction that clearly hampers procreation to some degree) than guess what - intelligence ceases to be an advantageous trait. Now personally I don't think it makes sense to equate intelligence with a propensity to become virtual addicts. I'd say that shows a blatant lack of intelligence in a very basic sense: the ability to make rational decisions against our own urges. But even if there is such a correlation, evolution doesn't care.
-stormin
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's a pet hate when people indulge in pseudo-drippy-new-age "
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Cool!! So you mean I can safely smoke all the crack I want because it is natural?
In all seriousness, I think what the previous poster that you attacked meant is that it is very much artificial. Highly artificial things, especially that which we have only been exposed to over a decade or two at most (never mind thousands and millions of years), is perhaps best approached with some deg
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You're kind of missing the point. The whole concept of "natural" is a giant cultural myth. There's this idea that things that there is a state of nature that is healthy, safe, happy, with flowers and rainbows. I'm not just attacking the characterization of games as un-natural, I'm attacking the whole stupid myth. It's the same as the old "noble savage" stereotype, but it's applied to the world around us instead of oppressed
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No, I'm not missing the point. I agree that there are a lot of people out there that have an irrational view of what is "natural" and overplay the importance of it despite all evidence to the contrary. It is one of my pet peeves too. ("grocery store produce is engineered/bad, eat local/natural".... completely missing the point that 95% of the stuff they eat wouldn't be available were it not for modern and historica
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No no no. It's not a question of over-reaction. It's a question of whether or not the term "natural" is well-defined. It's not. Therefore it's useless. I don't think you get any additional mileage by substituting "artificial". Please present me with a definition of artificial, then
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A term does not have to be perfectly well defined to be useful, particularly when there is not a term that is an obviously superio
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Want to try and define justice with the same restrictions? Euthyphro tried [adelaide.edu.au]. By your logic, justice doesn't exist. If you're will to accept that, fine.
Also, my periodic table also has the word "natural" on it, referring to elements not occuring in nature. By your logic, my perdiodic table's is deistic or absurd.
Alternately, perhaps I can persuade you to use the term "man-made" instea
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This is a colossally mis-aimed attack. I said that there's no way to call the actions or creations of humans non-natural. I never said they didn't exist. Why would I apply these "restrictions" to defining justice? I'm not trying to define anything. You may as well have asked me to garbiculate a froobernackle with those restrictions.
Also, my periodic table
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However, if you are trying to argue that the actions/creations of humans are natural because humans are natural, I would then ask you for an example of something "unnatural".
Then you would be substituting
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That's the whole point! There is no example of something "unnatural". So the whole term is a waste.
Almost all definitions are arbitrary but useful=) There's no reason a spectrum of light between two certain wavelegnths ought to be called "blue". It's arbitrary, but useful. I don't see why this makes the word "unnatural" useless.
Right,
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Notice that in this case
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If everything were natural, "natural" would be meaningless (which I suppose, is what you're arguing).
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That's kind of the point. It's a useless distinction. I find that most of the time when people use the word "natural" they are refering to something man-made, but they are ALSO assuming some non-existent distinction between something made by people and that natural state of things. Trouble is, people (and their ac
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Of course,
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I don't think having fecal matter all over my chair is going to help. Could be quite unhealthy from a disease perspective.
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don't be too close to your computer when you do this
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Make Love, Not Warcraft (Score:2)
I don't even play the game, but that was a god damn great episode. The referenced Wikipedia page claims Blizzard helped with the machinima ( and apparently, the delay ) in the episode.
but seriously, the point where you know you have a problem is the point at which you're picking your hobby/addiction/whatever over your S.O... time to kick either the hobby, or if they're really that unsatisfying, the S.O...
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Two favorite lines:
"This could be the end of the world... of Warcraft."
And:
"How can you kill that which has no life?"
It's not the game, it's the person. (Score:5, Insightful)
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Then again, I'm a trial member...maybe if I was paying.... nah... kids and wife come first. Not that difficult really.
Addicting? (Score:2, Funny)
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Solution - Get a life. (Score:3, Funny)
LEAVE THE FUCKING BASEMENT!
If you have nothing better to do, great, waste a few hours playing WoW. I'll admit, I accidentally saw more than a few dawns like that in college, mudding away the night. Amusing way to pass time. But when real entertainment comes along - DO IT! You don't even need to think about which you prefer - reality wins, every time. Even something like going bowling with your Aunt Sally and ther annoying hellbrood should beat wasting your life in an online game.
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Too much of ANYTHING is bad but World of Warcraft is surely 'better' than a lot of real life activities (for them), otherwise people wouldn't enjoy playing
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"LEAVE THE FUCKING BASEMENT!"
I know this was meant to be funny, but to be serious for a moment. Those who still live in the basement have more serious issues beyond WoW my friend, clinical depression and possible abuse being one of them.
The psychological rewards caused by natural selection can be ruined if a minimum of some of maslow's hierarchy of needs cannot be maintained. Because some serious exterinal or biological factors interfere with social and occupational functioning, causing unnat
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Man, now I'm bummed out.
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Makes sense why I highly value honour now.
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example: Yankee living down in the South.
If it is not caused by pathogens, how can it spread?
Uhhh, we eventually wisen up and move back to a better place, and like exposure to anything harmful/infectious...some of it always tags along.
After suffering with a low grade infection fo
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What an Idiot (Score:2, Informative)
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Played for two weeks (Score:3, Insightful)
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You'll probably love the upcoming Arena-based PVP matches. Not to mention the other stuff coming in the expansion.
Personally, I got tired of Warsong Gulch after a few days at level 19. Mostly because of the lame twinkers.
Uggh (Score:2)
There are about a million things I would rather do than sit through a Broadway musical. Even given the choice of a colonoscopy or a Broadway musical I would still choose the colonoscopy.
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